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Date Posted: 9/09/06 5:11pm
Author: Claus VanGurtner (My doomsday clock says 11:59!)
Subject: anti- Jimblejammer 3000 nuclear hardened munitions robot MK3
In reply to:
Murvis Bacon
's message,
"Re: Jimblejammer 3000 - Introductory Offer" on
9/09/06 11:53am
Murvis,
I just read your letter with alarm, I would suggest you do nothing more to aggravate the situation. As you may have already noticed the Jimblejammer 3000 does not take kindly to any interference. Since you have gotten as far as getting the Jimblejammer 3000 into a hole, do not attempt to hire a helicopter, the frequency of the rotor would most likely trigger "self destruct mode".
The solution as I see it is to deploy a anti- Jimblejammer 3000 nuclear hardened munitions robot MK3 at once. The MK3 looks like a Jimblejammer 3000 so it will be able to approach murmuring soothing phrases in "Furbish" so as not to alarm your unit. Once in range infrared signals will be transmitted to further calm your Jimblejammer 3000 and place it in standby mode. At this time the MK3 will extend it’s 3 meter robotic arm it has been cleverly concealing behind it’s back and deliver a high voltage pulse to the Jimblejammer 3000’s Furby control system. This should effectively neutralize your Jimblejammer 3000 and then you may proceed to hiring the helicopter to encase it in a concrete containment dome.
If you cannot find a anti- Jimblejammer 3000 nuclear hardened munitions robot MK3 locally, please contact me and we will dispatch one from the abandoned airfield here in Germany at once.
Claus VanGurtner
Certified Jimblejammer 3000 Professional
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