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Date Posted: 10/09/06 3:56am
Author: Lester Kozloski (Happy to have survived.)
Subject: Re: Jimblejammer 3000 - Introductory Offer
In reply to: Sharky Snipes 's message, "Jimblejammer 3000 - Introductory Offer" on 8/09/06 11:51am

Hello,
I have been watching the thread on the Jimblejammer 3000, the KZ-4X was a similar appliance. I just discovered a replacement that is perfectly safe and sane. It’s the "LUMP MK5" it does not peel, roast, deep fry, clean, toast or wash. It cannot open a jar, defrost a roast and better yet it requires no power, battery or fuel. It is completely inert and made of concrete, it just sits on your countertop occupying a mere 3 meter square footprint. Available in fine stores everywhere.

Lester Kozloski

PS- It does not even remove footprints!

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[> Re: Jimblejammer 3000 - Introductory Offer -- Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. (Grinning with glee !!!), 19/09/06 7:36am

Special offer:

For this week only any owner of a Jimblejammer 3000 or KZ4X can have encased in concrete for less than the cost of a 1967 Cortina, just contact my office and we will take care of the rest of the details.


Sincerely,

Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law


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