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Date Posted: 22/09/06 10:56pm
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. (Not Nearly As Dangerous*)
Subject: FF MK VII
In reply to: Reginald Butterbum 's message, "Anti-Posting" on 19/09/06 12:07pm

Former Jimblejammer 3000 or KZ4X owners,

Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd. announced today they have successfully managed to neutralize both Jimblejammer 3000 and KZ4X models and are in the process of converting them to less lethal use. Zvonimir has collected quite a pile of cluster bombs which I am sure will make Pankracije very happy next time he flies the Sikorsky. Vladimer meanwhile has noticed this thread with all the gripes about reading or writing posts to the forum, filling out various coloured forms etc. with a little tinkering they have come up with FF MK VII forum and form filler with automatic document shredder.

The FF MK VII like it’s predecessors will run on most any fuel or power source although plugging it into the USB port is not recommended.


Contact Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd. via my offices and they will be glad to give you an in-home demonstration.


Sincerely,

Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law

* - In most cases the fissionable material has been removed, booby traps disarmed and conventional explosive materials removed.

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[> [> Re: FF MK VII -- Lester Kozloski, 23/09/06 1:13am

Well call me a fool, I am intrigued by the possibility of making my posting and form filling easier. Since I have a phobia to both ball-point pens and keyboards, the wearing of industrial grade neoprene gloves when touching these items has been a source of embarrassment for years.

Is the FF MK VII voice activated? Also what exactly do you mean where you say "In most cases the fissionable material has been removed, booby traps disarmed and conventional explosive materials removed." I am still shaking from my last experience so I would not like to have a repeat of that event.


Lester Kozloski


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