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Date Posted: 29/09/06 1:08am
Author: Vincent Paddington (Late fees speak volumes)
Subject: Re: Books on mud wrestling for pregnant 3 toed sloths
In reply to: Horbille Blinkstien 3rd 's message, "Books on mud wrestling for pregnant 3 toed sloths" on 28/09/06 7:11pm

Cowdenbeath Public Library Alert Notice:

It has come to our attention that, Horbille Blinkstein 3rd has been trying to obtain a copy of "Mud Wrestling for Pregnant 3 Toed Sloths" by trying to circumvent the usual borrowing policy of the library. Some research by our staff has turned up requests for this same volume all across the region. It seems there are only two copies in the library lending zone and these have been very popular resulting in a long wait for borrowers of this book. Should you be contacted by Mr. Horbille Blinkstein 3rd please report it to your local Liberian at once.

Mr. Horbille Blinkstein 3rd has in the past used this same ruse to obtain copies of other books for which some unfortunate cardholders are left with thousands of pounds in fines. Do not be fooled by his clever lies, lest you become a victim of his nefarious book borrowing scheme.

Among other books Mr. Horbille Blinkstein 3rd has been looking for "Knitting for Pandas", "The complete guide to moss in the Antarctic" and "When Ice Melts- the story of water" He has been known to place a cardboard front over the after hours book drop to obtain books, so when dropping off books make sure they actually go inside the depository.


Vincent Paddington
Missing and Late Returns
Cowdenbeath Public Library

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[> Re: Books on mud wrestling for pregnant 3 toed sloths -- Filchy Pondsucker (that last glass of water was slightly gritty), 30/09/06 10:02am


Horbille Blinkstein 3rd, I would like to say thank you for your mud wrestling books. While I was an intern, my mother read, "Mud Wrestling for Pregnant Women" followed by "Mud wrestling for women in labor". When I finished my internship, I started reading your series, beginning with "Mud Wrestling during breaks in surgery" and introduced "Mud Wrestling for hospital staff" to a few of my colleagues.

You have changed my life.

Thankyou.

Filchy Pondsucker


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