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Date Posted: 25/10/06 7:08pm
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. (Relaxing with a snifter of brandy and Cuban cigar)
Subject: Re: Open Letter to MFCC
In reply to: MFCC 's message, "Re: Open Letter to MFCC" on 25/10/06 12:43pm

My good MFCC,

As soon as you are through with the delivery of dry powdered silica perhaps you could send Hamidi over in one of the dump trucks. Yesterday it would have been possible to just drive the herd to the "processing plant" however Vladimer you might say "snapped" and machine-gunned each and every one last evening. So time is of the essence as they are starting the smell and attract the insects as well as the unwanted attention of the officials. Let me know about the IPO and the terms, I am sure there are some funds in the retirement fund.

Sounds like Donald will make a fine addition to your team, Tax Law is such a bother and having a skilled member should avoid unnecessary payments.


Sincerely,

Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law

PS- Please send another gross of "staple-it-notes" the past due billing department has found these ideal for getting our clients to pay promptly. In fact the third overdue notice is hardly ever required.

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