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Date Posted: 25/10/06 12:43pm
Author: MFCC (Mouth agape, eyes closed, air rushing in)
Subject: Re: Open Letter to MFCC
In reply to:
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
's message,
"Open Letter to MFCC" on
21/10/06 8:55am
Always a pleasure to hear from my friends at Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall.
I have been out of town selling my dry powered silica oxide to a bunch of desert nomads. We finally negotiated a good price of $US100/tonne and they would take as much as they could get. At this very moment I have my dump trucks filling up with the stuff, driving across the road and dumping it in my customers yard.
I see that the your methods of doing business have not changed - similar to my own but perhaps with a slightly more legal flavor.
Nonetheless I will conduct my own inquiries to see if a certain rogue part of my business empire has been a trifle upstartish.
In the meantime, let me introduce the newest member of my crew - Donald, not particularly strong, but knows corporate and tax law inside out, and more importantly knows the people to talk to in various government departments.
As Kind and Caring problem Solvers move up in the world, we take our clients with us. As I look at how my business empire has diversified : mongolian reading sheep, wax cylinders, nuclear powered appliances, sausages (care of Hamidi), Staple-It-Notes, Domestic Munitions, etc .. I believe it could be time to go for the IPO.
I will announce the terms and conditions under which all persons who receive the application, will buy their mandatory allotment of shares, on a totally binding and yet voluntary basis.
MFCC
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Re: Open Letter to MFCC -- Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. (Relaxing with a snifter of brandy and Cuban cigar),
25/10/06 7:08pm
My good MFCC,
As soon as you are through with the delivery of dry powdered silica perhaps you could send Hamidi over in one of the dump trucks. Yesterday it would have been possible to just drive the herd to the "processing plant" however Vladimer you might say "snapped" and machine-gunned each and every one last evening. So time is of the essence as they are starting the smell and attract the insects as well as the unwanted attention of the officials. Let me know about the IPO and the terms, I am sure there are some funds in the retirement fund.
Sounds like Donald will make a fine addition to your team, Tax Law is such a bother and having a skilled member should avoid unnecessary payments.
Sincerely,
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law
PS- Please send another gross of "staple-it-notes" the past due billing department has found these ideal for getting our clients to pay promptly. In fact the third overdue notice is hardly ever required.
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