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Date Posted: 12/11/06 6:50pm
Author: Bruce (watching from the file cabinet)
Subject: Re: Announce : Furterers Annonymous
In reply to: Freddy Frimp 's message, "Announce : Furterers Annonymous" on 12/11/06 2:26am

Freddy,

I saw your announcement "Calling all furterers - the first meeting of Furterers Anonymous will be held this Monday in the dark room under the stairs of the Town Hall store room". I was wondering if the doors would be open early as I prefer to arrive early and disguise myself as a coat rack or hold my arms out pretending to be a window with the curtains drawn. This tends to be a problem should anyone else be there when I arrive.

My furturing is really getting in the way of work and social life, while at the office I often slip through the secret opening in the file cabinet and stay there for hours. Just last week my girlfriend left me after our date, I asked her to meet me at the restaurant and watched her from the shadows till she finally ordered a meal after 2 hours. When I called later she announced she no longer wanted to see me! My only consolation is she didn’t see me.

Bruce

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