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Date Posted: 30/12/06 9:47pm
Author: Moses Wallace
Subject: Re: Own a piece of 2006
In reply to:
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
's message,
"Own a piece of 2006" on
29/12/06 10:18pm
Hi Roger
My grandchildren brought to my attention the fact that you are selling off four minute increments of 2006. I would like to purchase 4 sets of any four minutes of 26/04/06 please.
Sorry if this sounds forward but would you be open to offers as we are rather short of money? Ideally I would like to exchange any of the following for the minutes in question please. Sorry if I appear in a hurry by the way but i`m in a rush..
(1) An industrial cement mixer, knackered, but could be repaired by an enthusiast.
(2) A lorry load of gold bullion (found near heathrow).
(3) A smashed up tea set (unwanted gift from mother-in-law).
(4) An original manuscript signed by William Shakespeare entitled "Alas poor Yorkie, I knew him well..."
(5) The first Beano ever produced. Pristine condition apart from the area where the issue number is located.
(6) An imitation Thomson submachine gun. A great icebreaker at parties or give it has a gift to your bank robbing kid brother.
(7) Freehold of the Moon.
(8) A manual entitled "Re-cycling, when do we get paid?"
Alternatively I would like to bid £27 for the 16 minutes, do you accept Paypal?
Warmest regards
Mo Wallace
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Re: Own a piece of 2006 -- Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. (Savoring the moments),
31/12/06 4:49pm
My good fellow,
You would seem to be in luck as upon checking inventory for 26/04/06 we still have quite a few minutes left. You didn’t specify if you wanted all the minutes consecutive or if there was a specific reason for having them separated. With that said I will hold the contiguous block of minutes from 7:08 AM to 7:24 AM on 26/04/06 for your approval, alternately we still have many fragments left especially around 5:00 to 7:00 PM. Since we already have real Thomson machine guns in quantity, I will accept your offer of the knackered industrial cement mixer and the lorry load of gold bullion (found near heathrow) as it matches the description of a lorry load we lost last month.
Sincerely,
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law
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