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Date Posted: 17/03/07 11:42pm
Author: Grimdyke Mohamad Abudabiderbyman
Subject: Sell-Others-Stuff
Hi,
I have started up a new website: www.Sell-Others-Stuff.com.
The way the system works is like this. Under a recently uncovered ancient roman ruling (governing the world) one is allowed to sell others people`s goods. There are some limitations though, please see below:
(1)
The goods must be in your possession for at least 3 weeks before they can be sold-off.
(2)
The goods must be obtained by stealth, not stolen or taken by force.
(3)
Mature cheese is strictly out of bounds and excluded from this notice.
(4)
Written notice must be given to a relative of the goods owner 1 year and 1 day prior to the obtaining of the goods.
Well that`s about it but don`t forget to stick to the above rules and you can`t fail to make yourself a mint. A nice gesture would be for you to send me say 40% of your earnings in a brown envelope?
Best regards
Grimdyke Mohamad Abudabikhaziman Part time Scientist and Flyswatter supreme.
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Re: Sell-Others-Stuff -- Bloop Smith-Snorkle,
17/03/07 11:56pm
I visited your website and may I say that it is the biggest bunch of ARSE i`ve ever had the displeasure of laying my baby blue eyes on. Having also checked out the so-called `ancient roman ruling` I can find no trace of it whatsoever. The only conclusion I can come to (and please bear in mind i`m NEVER wrong!) is that you are a complete and utter LIAR!!!
Take my advice you sad piece of MONKEY`S MUCUS get out whilst the going`s good. Your IP address is logged and we can send the boys round at a moments notice. Think bed, think HORSES HEAD, think, LET HIM HAVE IT LUIGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely and without prejudice
Bloop Smith-Snorkle
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Re: Sell-Others-Stuff -- Rodger Thorpington III (Tawsn't me our honor),
18/03/07 1:06am
Grim,
I trust you will not be offended by my using the familiar in writing you. It just so happens I have some “other peoples stuff” that I may need to say dispose of. I will gladly provide you with documentation per rule #4 “Written notice must be given to a relative of the goods owner 1 year and 1 day prior to the obtaining of the goods.” And rule #2 in my possession for three weeks. No mature cheese is involved and I certainly have obtained said “other peoples stuff” by stealth as I am far too cautious to outright take, acquire or purloin anything. Why it was just one year and a day ago I said to my neighbors wife how he should get a new lawnmower and three weeks ago to the day I went and borrowed it from his garden shed at 2 AM. While I was there I also obtained several other small garden tools and power equipment that I would like to sell on your website.
While I am at it might as well get rid of the street cleaning machine under the tarpaulin in the back, I did also notify the council about this at least a year and a day ago and only obtained it during the time the workmen were eating lunch around the corner.
40% does seem a bit dear, but I suppose it has to do with the cheese (damned Danish ) always mucking about.
Rodger Thorpington III
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