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Date Posted: 31/12/06 5:15pm
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. (Hands of Time Indeed !)
Subject: Re: Own a piece of 2006
In reply to:
Freddy Crotchbite
's message,
"Re: Own a piece of 2006" on
31/12/06 3:35pm
My good Mr. Crotchbite,
May I call you Freddie ? Per your request I have set aside 11.32am to 11.36am 12/5/06, depending on your preference and not meaning to inquire as to your reasons for request of four minutes on 28/11/2006, but preferably somewhere near 11 o’clock I can offer you any block of four from 10:46 AM till 11:16 AM of said day. While the offer of four kittens as deposit seems intriguing I must decline as our Asian foods division is under investigation by the health ministry at the moment. Please instruct your butler Knickers to place the hand through the letter slot on our door and we will hold it as deposit against the requested minutes, a kind of gentleman’s handshake if you will.
It seems you may have also found by now that Saddam Hussein novelties are not a big seller, our greeting card and poster division had a line of cards and posters with chatchy phrases like "Just Hanging Around" "Swinger?" "All Choked Up" and the one we thought would be an overwhelming success "Would You Like To Tie The Knot?". Unfortunately they were all consumed in a warehouse fire last week.
Sincerely,
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law
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