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Date Posted: 13/02/07 11:49pm
Author: Nick de Pick
Subject: Re: why are men from mars and women from venus?
>Men are from an entirely different planet to the
>majority of human beings. When they're not on a
>different planet they're usually down the pub with me.
>I am a woman and I have never been to Venus. I have
>never been to Venezuela either, and that begins with
>'V'.
>
>I don't think I have even been to Basingstoke. Though
>I went to Wantage once.
>
>So.....to make it simple.
>MEN ARE FROM THE PUB AND WOMEN ARE FROM WANTAGE.
>
> Far easier to understand.
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Re: why are men from mars and women from venus? -- Roger,
21/02/07 5:42pm
As noted by Professor Trevor Blenkinsop Royal Obervatory Greenwich, 29/09/06 1:02pm
"It has just come to light that Pluto was in fact a tiny spec of dust on the lens of our Obtronoscope here at the Observatory. We apologise profusely for this apparent error of misjudgement but promise to keep you informed and updated of any other similar monumental mistakes that may come to light in the future. Could Jupiter have been a ringworm in the eye of Frederico Frans Jupiter for example? Or maybe Neptune is a huge stationary comet?
Sincerely
Professor Trevor Blenkinsop MBE Astrnomer at the ROG."
So aren’t you glad your not from Pluto? Jane Austen was born near Basingstoke and in 1856 the Burberry raincoat was introduced by English tailor Thomas Burberry of Basingstoke. So much for Wantage, well I’m off to the pub. Toodles.
Proud to be from Basingstoke,
Roger
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