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Date Posted: 3/03/07 4:30pm
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. (Panexa™, better than a law library!)
Subject: Re: Person required to lion-sit (15th advert this year)
In reply to: Archibald Scroat QC 's message, "Re: Person required to lion-sit (15th advert this year)" on 3/03/07 12:29pm

My dear learned friend Archibald Scroat QC,

It certainly does not bode well for your client Miss Dierdre Simpkins, while I never met her personally one of my staff delivered a crate of ring tailed lemurs to her not long ago. While I only requested £10 for the lot just to cover the petrol, when my man arrived he found a envelop with £50 inside and a note asking him to just split the crate open and push it over the garden wall.

Your Miss Dierdre Simpkins does seem to be in a bit of a predicament but with such a respected firm representing her I would venture she may not have too many decades as "Guest of the Crown". It does seem she is coming a bit unraveled noting her letter denying any involvement and the offer of wildebeest meat for sale. So I would recommend before you go round to the Fulchester police station tomorrow, you should have her ingest as much MERD PHARMACEUTICALS Panexa™ as she can stomach. I have found that when my clients have been wrongly accused simply taking a large dose of Panexa™ results in them being more relaxed and not incriminating themselves. The mild side effects are a small price to pay, don’t be alarmed if Miss Simpkins calls you Cap’n and thinks your a giant Tootsie Roll.

If you local chemist does not have any Panexa™ send someone round as I stocked up last year once I discovered how well it worked.


Sincerely,

Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law

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