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Date Posted: 22/03/07 10:11pm
Author: Art Oced
Subject: Complaint!
I wish to register a formal complaint about the lack of postings on this board relating to demented, rubber-necked, 3 toed sloths called Malcolm with tattoed genitalia.
Under the 1927 act for the prevention of cruelty to demented, rubber-necked, 3 toed sloths called Malcolm with tattooed genitalia this board is committing a criminal offense and can
be closed down within 24 hours if this is`nt rectified forthwith.
I remain until then..
Art O`
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Re: Complaint! -- Henry Pickering,
23/03/07 7:48pm
Art,
Although on the surface you complaint would seem to have merit, the1927 act for the prevention of cruelty to demented, rubber-necked, 3 toed sloth’s called Malcolm with tattooed genitalia has no specific regulations regarding the internet. Even if it did the post you made would have satisfied the articles of the 1927 act for the prevention of cruelty to demented, rubber-necked, 3 toed sloth’s called Malcolm with tattooed genitalia.
I therefore submit that your complaint is without merit and have dismissed it. Should you have further complaints regarding the aforementioned 1927 act for the prevention of cruelty to demented, rubber-necked, 3 toed sloth’s called Malcolm with tattooed genitalia I suggest you take it up with the Royal Sloth Society directly and stop wasting my time.
Henry Pickering
Clerk In Charge Of Rebutting Accusations
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Re: Complaint! -- Malcolm Smith,
23/03/07 10:17pm
Mr. Pickering,
I must protest your callous dismissal of the 1927 act for the prevention of cruelty to demented, rubber-necked, 3 toed sloth’s called Malcolm with tattooed genitalia. As a tattoo artist trained in tattooing sloth genitalia, especially the rubbernecked 3 toed variety your comments distress me. I’ve mouths to feed and it’s your ilk that makes the lives of people like me a struggle. Every day I see people pulling carts past my shop with their sloth and nary one of them are tattooed on their genitalia or elsewhere. Do you think National Health cares when I get the occasional demented 3 toed sloth swatting my ear off with its razor sharp claws? Not at all and it’s the attitude of people like you that make sloth owners not get their sloth’s tattooed.
Malcolm Smith
Sloth Tattoo Artist and keen amateur geologist.
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