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Date Posted: 3/04/07 10:17am
Author: British Gas
Subject: Re: Mr Therm
In reply to:
Roger Stewart
's message,
"Mr Therm" on
3/04/07 6:23am
Roger,
Let me assure you we at British Gas hold no animosity towards you, even though your account was delinquent for some time. "By Strength and Guile" is my motto and I am pleased that you have come to your senses at last. I would suggest you let the Popov’s know about Mr. Alcock before they enter your premises as they are likely to be unpleasantly surprised by his appearance under the stair. As for the SBS using kayaks, no not at all, too noisy and splashy; we prefer the WW2 “chariot” as a matter of fact and find that they are able to make a better approach at faster rate with two personnel on board. The silent and swift approach combined with the Fairbairn dagger has been a trademark of ours for years.
I trust your holiday in Neasden will go without incident; the former Soviet Republic is indeed a lovely place. However there are some unsavory characters there who would not think twice about committing crimes against our loyal British citizens. I might suggest when you arrive you immediately look up Ivan Gorkravich, as a personal friend of mine I am sure he can provide security and suggest the best place to dine (without radioactive additives).
As always as a member of the British Gas “family” we are concerned for your wellbeing and look forward to a bright future.
British Gas
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