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Date Posted: 29/04/07 12:54pm
Author: Number 756693 (OH, I just want to KILL< KILL <KILL)
Subject: Re: Crazy?
In reply to:
Dinsdale Rabidlobes
's message,
"Re: Crazy?" on
27/04/07 8:27pm
Dinsdale,
I thought you would be round by now, I cut off my leg last night and wired it to the steam radiator to cook, even had a few carrot I had grown in the mould in the corners. Had rather looked forward to your visit but it seems that is not to be. I also had a nice rat stewing in vinegar and applesauce for just such an occasion. Now I don’t know what I’ll do with the rat, certainly not give it to that bastard Nick. Perhaps if old Tommy in the next room can make a string of paper clips like he did before he can throw the chain over and I’ll hook the rat to it.
Just noticed the sky is green again and from what I hear it is possible to “piss up a rope” so you see I wasn’t crazy after all, it was you and my wife Doris who put you up it in the first place. I should have known what with you and she down at the pub every night…
Number 756693
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