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Date Posted: 5/05/06 7:39am
Author: MFCC
Subject: Kind and Caring Problem Solvers - Reformed
We're back and ready to start business again with all of our old customers. We're taking a new smart approach to problem solving.
Our new line up of experienced problem solvers includes -
* Brutus - strong as a bull and with none of the disadvantages that reading and writing bring.
* Flayva - an excellent cook with a side line in rare and exotic poisons - talk to us about catering your next function!
* D'Or Hopen - knows all about security systems
* Exray - sees right through a lot of things
* Shute'r - an unhealthy interest in weapon's that works to your advantage
* Kar Boom - Shute'r's brother - can make plastic explosive from eggs, flour butter and sugar, or he can make a cake.
No problem is too difficult to solve, though we are staying away from the South African countries at the moment, and Brutus doesn't like to work with fish as it aggravates his eczema.
Our motto - "We're the only business relationship that starts with a termination contract".
Contact us confidentially via this forum
PS Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. - we are always happy to help.
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Re: Kind and Caring Problem Solvers - Reformed -- Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.,
5/05/06 6:41pm
My Dear Meat Free Chicken Casserole,
I had feared you had been killed by pirates in the Saharan Desert, I expect you or yours has already paid the £ 50,000 or a hefty down payment. I’ve sent our best carrier vulture to find Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije and entreat them to return ASAP. Seeing your newly staffed Kind and Caring Problem Solvers I am sure I’ll need them by my side very soon.
In the meantime my very able associate Mr. Anthony Kneebreaker will be directing junior members of our staff in the daily routine. Opening correspondence, parcels, turning on and off light switches, flushing the loo and starting vehicles to name a few of potentially hazardous daily tasks.
I hope we may continue to work toward a partnership or regionalization of our respective endeavors so as to not repeat that messy business of December last. Mr. Kneebreaker is still quite upset about he loss of his 1960 Cadillac Coup De'Ville and I am sure Bodgers Mum and Dad are none to pleased about the incident in the loo. By the by how is Mr. Twoddly Bobshonks doing, shark bites can be a nasty business.
Well I am going back down to the bunker as I have some very important planing to do and do not wish to be disturbed until Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije return. The repeated small explosions have spooked the camels from their paddock and make it difficult to concentrate. Looking forward to meeting soon at either the docks or the old zinc mine to work out the details.
Sincerely,
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law
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