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Date Posted: 5/05/06 6:41pm
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Subject: Re: Kind and Caring Problem Solvers - Reformed
In reply to: MFCC 's message, "Kind and Caring Problem Solvers - Reformed" on 5/05/06 7:39am

My Dear Meat Free Chicken Casserole,

I had feared you had been killed by pirates in the Saharan Desert, I expect you or yours has already paid the £ 50,000 or a hefty down payment. I’ve sent our best carrier vulture to find Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije and entreat them to return ASAP. Seeing your newly staffed Kind and Caring Problem Solvers I am sure I’ll need them by my side very soon.

In the meantime my very able associate Mr. Anthony Kneebreaker will be directing junior members of our staff in the daily routine. Opening correspondence, parcels, turning on and off light switches, flushing the loo and starting vehicles to name a few of potentially hazardous daily tasks.

I hope we may continue to work toward a partnership or regionalization of our respective endeavors so as to not repeat that messy business of December last. Mr. Kneebreaker is still quite upset about he loss of his 1960 Cadillac Coup De'Ville and I am sure Bodgers Mum and Dad are none to pleased about the incident in the loo. By the by how is Mr. Twoddly Bobshonks doing, shark bites can be a nasty business.

Well I am going back down to the bunker as I have some very important planing to do and do not wish to be disturbed until Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije return. The repeated small explosions have spooked the camels from their paddock and make it difficult to concentrate. Looking forward to meeting soon at either the docks or the old zinc mine to work out the details.


Sincerely,

Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law

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