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Date Posted: 19/05/06 8:22pm
Author: Doctor Quacksalot
Subject: Patient Notification - Sufferers of Hyper Internet Turette Syndrome
In reply to: Constable Stiffupper 's message, "Re: Missing: Edward Franks Kelsone" on 19/05/06 5:08am


Hold it right there.

I, Doctor Quacksalot, should like to point out that Constable Stiffupper suffers from Hyper Internet Turette Syndrome, and is part of the Sufferers of Hyper Internet Turette Syndrome group.

Ignore anything he has to say - he tries to keep it on a professional level but can't help himself and has to insult the recipient of his message. A daily treatment regime is available to alleviate the symptoms, though because it involves inserting a catfish into ones rectum, it is unpopular.

I also suffer from this problem, but have managed, through sheer will power, to keep it under control, you filthy badgers bottom grob snobbler.

Regards

Doctor Quacksalot

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[> [> [> [> Re: Patient Notification - Sufferers of Hyper Internet Turette Syndrome -- Archie Doright, 19/05/06 8:47pm


You bastards, you've helped me a lot.

Until you filth mongering clot heads came along I couldn't even go out in public.

Sufferers of Hyper Internet Turette Syndrome have change my life, the whole snot nosed badger vomit pus sucker lot of them.

And that pin headed turkey testicle dork dabbler Dr. Quacksalot has been a real friend.

Archie Doright


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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Patient Notification - Sufferers of Hyper Internet Turette Syndrome -- Doctor Quacksalot, 19/05/06 8:48pm

Thankyou Archie, its very good of you to say so.

You seem to be improving, you fat hob snobbling piece of lard.

Regards

Doctor Quacksalot

>
>You bastards, you've helped me a lot.
>
>Until you filth mongering clot heads came along I
>couldn't even go out in public.
>
>Sufferers of Hyper Internet Turette Syndrome have
>change my life, the whole snot nosed badger vomit pus
>sucker lot of them.
>
>And that pin headed turkey testicle dork dabbler Dr.
>Quacksalot has been a real friend.
>
>Archie Doright


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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Patient Notification - Sufferers of Hyper Internet Turette Syndrome -- Melodie Heathen, 20/05/06 1:57pm

You`re all a load of poncefaced, pugnosed, peabrained, clotheared, handelbar moustached, donutheads. If you want aggro bring it on bruvs. Come to the Alma Arms tonight and me and my hombres will wipe the floor with you!


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