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Date Posted: 19/05/06 5:08am
Author: Constable Stiffupper
Subject: Re: Missing: Edward Franks Kelsone
In reply to: C.R.A.C.K.E.D. & M.A.D. International 's message, "Re: Missing: Edward Franks Kelsone" on 18/05/06 1:39am

>On Behalf of,
>Creative Reenactment of Anglican Concorde Kansas city
>European Departures and
>Manic Aircraft Demonstrators International
>
>I would like to say some words, as ATC realized he had
>not filed a flight plan they certainly did the right
>thing. I suppose the police using the bullhorn was the
>ultimate cause of passenger panic, and in retrospect
>they should have just informed Mr. Edward Franks
>Kelsone that there was some lost luggage and directed
>him to taxi to the jet-way where passengers could be
>safely unloaded.
>

I should like to object to your callous remarks, Sir. As a member of the airport constabulary present at this incident I will say that it was handled with the utmost professionalism. Our aviation specialists determined that the aircraft was in no condition to taxi and was significantly overweight. The safest course of action was determined to be an emergency evacuation of all involved.

I should add that I am in no way offended by your remarks, and would like avoid personal insults and slurs in this public discussion, you slimey two faced weasel headed half breed pus sucking git!

Constable Stiffupper

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[> [> [> Re: Missing: Edward Franks Kelsone -- Brian Throppington Jr., 19/05/06 5:30pm

My Dear Constable Stiffupper,

How perceptive of you, your description "you slimey two faced weasel headed half breed pus sucking git!" is spot on. That is precisely why I am in Public Relations and you a member of the airport constabulary. I would also like to keep this civil, name calling and character assassination has no place here.

I suppose if I had been born to poor parents of dubious national origins, had a real penchant for taking bribes and sadistic streak that would make the Marquis himself green with envy I might have taken up being a airport constable myself. Well we really should get together for a pint or two sometime and perhaps you would like to see my truncheon collection.


Brian Throppington Jr.
Public Relations
C.R.A.C.K.E.D. & M.A.D. International


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[> [> [> Patient Notification - Sufferers of Hyper Internet Turette Syndrome -- Doctor Quacksalot, 19/05/06 8:22pm


Hold it right there.

I, Doctor Quacksalot, should like to point out that Constable Stiffupper suffers from Hyper Internet Turette Syndrome, and is part of the Sufferers of Hyper Internet Turette Syndrome group.

Ignore anything he has to say - he tries to keep it on a professional level but can't help himself and has to insult the recipient of his message. A daily treatment regime is available to alleviate the symptoms, though because it involves inserting a catfish into ones rectum, it is unpopular.

I also suffer from this problem, but have managed, through sheer will power, to keep it under control, you filthy badgers bottom grob snobbler.

Regards

Doctor Quacksalot


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[> [> [> [> Re: Patient Notification - Sufferers of Hyper Internet Turette Syndrome -- Archie Doright, 19/05/06 8:47pm


You bastards, you've helped me a lot.

Until you filth mongering clot heads came along I couldn't even go out in public.

Sufferers of Hyper Internet Turette Syndrome have change my life, the whole snot nosed badger vomit pus sucker lot of them.

And that pin headed turkey testicle dork dabbler Dr. Quacksalot has been a real friend.

Archie Doright


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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Patient Notification - Sufferers of Hyper Internet Turette Syndrome -- Doctor Quacksalot, 19/05/06 8:48pm

Thankyou Archie, its very good of you to say so.

You seem to be improving, you fat hob snobbling piece of lard.

Regards

Doctor Quacksalot

>
>You bastards, you've helped me a lot.
>
>Until you filth mongering clot heads came along I
>couldn't even go out in public.
>
>Sufferers of Hyper Internet Turette Syndrome have
>change my life, the whole snot nosed badger vomit pus
>sucker lot of them.
>
>And that pin headed turkey testicle dork dabbler Dr.
>Quacksalot has been a real friend.
>
>Archie Doright


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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Patient Notification - Sufferers of Hyper Internet Turette Syndrome -- Melodie Heathen, 20/05/06 1:57pm

You`re all a load of poncefaced, pugnosed, peabrained, clotheared, handelbar moustached, donutheads. If you want aggro bring it on bruvs. Come to the Alma Arms tonight and me and my hombres will wipe the floor with you!


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