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Date Posted: 20/05/06 8:16pm
Author: Homer Cidal Maniac
Subject: Re: Left handed meat cleaver wanted by mad scientist
In reply to: Professor Vitorio Bleep 's message, "Left handed meat cleaver wanted by mad scientist" on 20/05/06 7:26pm

Professor Bleep,

I am afraid I am terribly confused, are you looking for a "left handed meat cleaver" or a left handed person to wield said meat cleaver? None the less I think I have your solution, you see I�m left handed and possess a vast collection of left handed cleavers. Although my main employment is as an accountant, I do enjoy a good chop with a cleaver to reduce stress after a long day. Although that has become quite difficult since the anti-social behavior order handed down by the Magistrates' Court.

I do hope you can help as I must admit I am getting a little antsy since I�ve been banned from the butchers shop.

Homer Cidal Maniac

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[> Re: Left handed meat cleaver wanted by mad scientist -- Hacker Industries, 21/05/06 7:22am

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