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Date Posted: 15/06/06 10:33am
Author: Meat Free Chicken Casserole
Subject: Re: Missing Elephant
In reply to: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. 's message, "Missing Elephant" on 15/06/06 6:52am



mmmmmm.... delicious (burp).

Elephant? No, haven't seen it.

Pachyderm? Not around here.

MFCC

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[> [> Re: Missing Elephant -- Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq., 15/06/06 11:45am

My Good Sir MFCC,

I should have known, masticating on mastodon meat! You pachyderm pervert! You said it was rhinoceros you were serving at the company picnic, Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije of Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd. will not be happy.

I expect Pankracije will pay you a visit in his Sikorsky very soon, Zvonimir said he had a snake for you he is sending by post and Vladimer has gone to buy another AK47 and some armor piercing rounds.

I might suggest you have K&CPS round up "Stanley" down by the docks and make it look like an accident say with a stainless steel tusk through the abdomen. In any case I would suggest you take to the bunker for at least a week till the fury is over.

Sincerely,
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law


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[> [> [> Re: Missing Elephant -- Herman Heinklehousen, 15/06/06 10:16pm

Does the elephant have any distinguishing marks, such as a small scar somewhere or one green eye and one brown? Only i


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[> [> [> Re: Missing Elephant -- Herman Heinklehousen Snr, 15/06/06 10:27pm

Does the elephant have any distinguishing marks such as a small scar somewhere, or one green eye and one brown?
I`m a travelling salesman you see so I will keep an eye out for him. As a matter of interest and by weird coincidence i`m selling my Mk3 Smith and Wesson elephant gun. You don`t need a licence as this particular elephant gun is an exact replica of your common or garden air rifle. I`m open to offers and would consider part exchanging said shooter for a forged signed photo of Adolf Hitler or £150 cash and a 2 year old bucket of pig`s piss. Let me know soonest as i`m a very busy man with places to go, people to see and deadlines to be met.
Yours Faithfully
Herman Heinklehousen Jnr (dad`s gone away)


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