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Date Posted: 30/06/06 2:22am
Author: MFCC
Subject: Employment opportunity
In reply to:
Hamidi Azzizi
's message,
"Quality Sausages Available" on
30/06/06 2:19am
Hamidi,
Kind and Caring Problem Solvers, currently have position vacant that I feel would fit a person of your obvious talents. Sharp teeth and familiarity with genitals are skills that are often underestimated.
Contact me via this forum if interested.
MFCC
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Re: Employment opportunity -- Hamidi Azzizi,
30/06/06 2:35am
MFCC,
I would be proud to join your firm, if you could meet the following conditions -
1. Undertake to market my new range of meat pies - I have tapped an unexploited sector of the meat market which has a distinctive flavour that I believe would appeal to everyone. I thought I might call this brand "Testy's Meat Pies"
2. You agree to provide accommodation for me and my extended family. There are twenty two of us altogether.
Hamidi
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Re: Employment opportunity -- Ivor Snouteworthy,
30/06/06 11:40am
Please allow me to introduce myself once again. My name is Ivor Snouteworthy, I represent the Royal National Society For Butting In To Other Peoples Business, (R.N.S.B.I.T.O.P.B.).
You`re obviously having problems finding the right staff, I know of a very good employment agency "Snouteworthy`s* Staff Resources" (*No relation:-). Please don`t hesitate to contact me if you need temporary or full time staff, our rates are very competitive and we can have one of our placements with you in the blink of a hummingbird`s eye.
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