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Date Posted: 30/06/06 2:19am
Author: Hamidi Azzizi
Subject: Quality Sausages Available
In reply to: Habidi Azzizi 's message, "Habidi Azzizi's Online Air Guitar Emporium" on 30/06/06 2:16am


Good luck with your new business, cousin.

I would like to make your customers aware of my fine sausage products, made from only the best quality meats. They make a find gift and we can send them internationally, though we cannot guarantee freshness if the weather is hot.

So come on in, bring your pet, and we'll see what we can make out of them.

Hamidi Azzizi

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[> [> Employment opportunity -- MFCC, 30/06/06 2:22am


Hamidi,

Kind and Caring Problem Solvers, currently have position vacant that I feel would fit a person of your obvious talents. Sharp teeth and familiarity with genitals are skills that are often underestimated.

Contact me via this forum if interested.

MFCC


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[> [> [> Re: Employment opportunity -- Hamidi Azzizi, 30/06/06 2:35am


MFCC,

I would be proud to join your firm, if you could meet the following conditions -

1. Undertake to market my new range of meat pies - I have tapped an unexploited sector of the meat market which has a distinctive flavour that I believe would appeal to everyone. I thought I might call this brand "Testy's Meat Pies"
2. You agree to provide accommodation for me and my extended family. There are twenty two of us altogether.

Hamidi


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[> [> [> [> Re: Employment opportunity -- Ivor Snouteworthy, 30/06/06 11:40am

Please allow me to introduce myself once again. My name is Ivor Snouteworthy, I represent the Royal National Society For Butting In To Other Peoples Business, (R.N.S.B.I.T.O.P.B.).
You`re obviously having problems finding the right staff, I know of a very good employment agency "Snouteworthy`s* Staff Resources" (*No relation:-). Please don`t hesitate to contact me if you need temporary or full time staff, our rates are very competitive and we can have one of our placements with you in the blink of a hummingbird`s eye.


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