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Date Posted: 16/07/06 7:49am
Author: Z41^ ("Future Junk" Today's trash is tomorrow’s profits!)
Subject: Re: Unauthorized site change - my excuse
In reply to:
Nue Foundlove
's message,
"Re: Unauthorized site change - my excuse" on
16/07/06 1:37am
Nue Foundlove,
Perhaps you do not understand, as Gorkthrob is an adjective, not a salutation! Stupid earthlings!
Well anyway, since you are on planet z3-346x in the nebulas xenon, in what you think is 2006, it may just be possible for you to obtain the required probe. As My name is Z41^, Marketing Director of Future Junk, I would stake your life on it! As our company’s says "Future Junk" Today's trash is tomorrow’s profits!
If I were you I would go to the Kattle Klub in Brainburn on the 17th of this month, according to my inventory there will be said device hidden in the third gents WC from the right, along with a large supply of some of the lubricant gel stuff that it oozes too.
I must caution you however, upon leaving the gents you will be beaten savagely by several Tibetan monks who think you are trying to rob them. But the good news is once you fully recover, the hospital will return your personal effects and you will have the probe your friend desires.
If there is anything else you need in the future please let me know, by the way that beer can you just tossed away will be worth 12,000 groba by noon tomorrow.
Gorkthrob,
Z41^
Marketing Director
"Future Junk"
Today's trash is tomorrow’s profits!
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Re: Unauthorized site change - my excuse -- Zarb Zenaphor7,
16/07/06 8:59pm
I was warpreading your spread when I came across a subject close to my throbber. As you know, we XXOOBS are descendaned
from Tibetan monks. My savage great-great-great-great-great-
great-great-great-great-great-great grandcapoodles were indeed Tibentan - and even more indeed - Monks.
Taking the above into account do you think that I dispaly psycopathic tendencies, and if so - why?...
WOOPERS! TO YOU ALL!!!
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Re: Unauthorized site change - my excuse -- Z41^ ("Future Junk" Today's trash is tomorrow’s profits!),
17/07/06 7:35pm
My good Zarb Zenaphor7,
Although I am not qualified to give medical advice I’ll do it anyway.
XXOOBS are not naturally psychopathic, even though descended from Tibetan Monks. I wonder if your diet is too rich in Scrotsausage, from "Hamidi Azzizi", aka "The Dog Castrater" aka "Sharp Teeth Hamidi" aka "The Dog Testicle Collector" aka "The Sausage Maker" Hamidi’s sausages do contain a large dose of rottweiler testicles which have been shown to cause the psychopathic tendencies you describe.
I think the only cure or at least to alleviate the symptoms would be to teleport to Snarkblog 3 and Goffel the heads off of the small rabbit like creatures that live there. Goffeling the heads of teletubbies was once thought to be effective but the BBC and EU prohibit that.
Gorkthrob,
Z41^
Marketing Director
"Future Junk"
Today's trash is tomorrow’s profits!
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