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Date Posted: 21/07/06 2:30pm
Author: Martin and Gwen Sniffle Co-Directors Sniffle Coconuts; Wigan
Subject: Re: Canadian Coconut Growers Co-op
In reply to:
Jean Paul Friggit
's message,
"Re: Canadian Coconut Growers Co-op" on
21/07/06 8:43am
Hiya!
You`re not the only one upset by the Canadian Coconut Growers Co-op. Using a remarkable but somewhat simplistic and above top-secret method of housing the coconut seed we have produced some of the finest, succulent, coconnuts, this side of the West Indies.
You see it`s all down to nurturing the coconut which as you know has a mind of its own and will only flourish and grow when the conditions are nothing less than pristine.
You are also no doubt aware that the Jamaican Government think that it`s down to their native farming skills honed over many years that allow for the best crops but we say that`s complete bollocks and that they are just lucky b`stards who happen to live in one of the best coconut growing climates in the World.
Here at Sniffle Coconuts we know just what it takes to grow the biggest and hairiest ones. Gwen happens to be clutching two exceedingly huge examples at the moment but I will have to put them back in a moment as a policeman is about to walk by.
One little tip if I may. When planting the coconut seed, try to make sure it is located on the branch furthest from the root of the tree.
P.S. Did you know: Ten people per-week are accidently killed by cocunuts the world over; Coconut "butting" is a great pasttime in Jamica!
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