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Date Posted: 23/07/06 5:18pm
Author: Roger Husk ("It’s not genuine without the Maple leaf !")
Subject: Re: Canadian Coconut Growers Co-op
In reply to:
Hamidi Azzizi
's message,
"Re: Canadian Coconut Growers Co-op" on
22/07/06 11:57pm
My Dear Hamidi,
I have talked this over with my associates here at the Canadian Coconut Growers Co-op test facility in Saskatchewan, we all agree that the sooner we get this sand the sooner Canada will be free of foreign coconut imports.
I would suggest you label the sand as either "hockey equipment" or "curling stones" as these items are never checked by the customs inspectors and get priority handling.
There is quite a lot of the smoked Beaver meat about five ton and the pack of dogs numbers in the hundreds most of them weighing at least 20 kilos. We can pack them back in the same shipping container(‘s) and label it as either "Canadian Bacon" or "hockey stick blanks" whichever would facilitate things on your end.
Could you see if you can obtain some of those "Tropical Beach" posters the travel agents use, we have tried without success to get them here and the travel agencies guard them like a rabid otter guards it’s young.
Sincerely,
Roger Husk
Canadian Coconut Growers Co-op.
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Re: Canadian Coconut Growers Co-op -- Ivor Snouteworthy,
26/07/06 2:31pm
Sorry to butt in but Please allow me to introduce myself once again. My name is Ivor Snouteworthy, I represent the Royal National Society For Butting In To Other Peoples Business, (R.N.S.B.I.T.O.P.B.). I have been scrutinizing your messages with regard to acquiring sand and have some suggestions which you will do well to apply.
(1)
Employ small children to steal the sand from various venues around the UK.
(2)
Issue said sprogs with industrial size (50 cubits capacity) buckets and applicable industrial sized spades.
(3)
Employ Polish lorry drivers to collect the sand using stolen skip lorries. Get the poles to deliver the sand at night to deliver to a highly secret location unknown to anyone - even the poles.
(4)
Throw the police off the scent by camouflaging the skip lorries as bouncy castle carriers and dress the poles up as
clowns for good measure.
That`s about it, i`m sure there`s enough to be getting on with but if you need any more suggestions just drop me a line!
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Re: Canadian Coconut Growers Co-op -- Roger Husk ("It’s not genuine without the Maple leaf !"),
26/07/06 7:57pm
Ivor,
Where would the R.N.S.B.I.T.O.P.B. if you didn't poke your snout up their busness.
However back to the point, I am having a hard time figuring how scooping up sand in the UK is going to help us here in Saskatchewan. Unless the little sprogs can swim, and with a 50 cubit bucket I can't see how. Now if we were in France they could just splash across the channel.
I also don't want to find out what Hamidi might do should we go back on our deal. No thank you, I like sausage but I don't want to be one.
Sincerely,
Roger Husk
Canadian Coconut Growers Co-op.
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