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Date Posted: 26/07/06 2:31pm
Author: Ivor Snouteworthy
Subject: Re: Canadian Coconut Growers Co-op
In reply to: Roger Husk 's message, "Re: Canadian Coconut Growers Co-op" on 23/07/06 5:18pm

Sorry to butt in but Please allow me to introduce myself once again. My name is Ivor Snouteworthy, I represent the Royal National Society For Butting In To Other Peoples Business, (R.N.S.B.I.T.O.P.B.). I have been scrutinizing your messages with regard to acquiring sand and have some suggestions which you will do well to apply.
(1)
Employ small children to steal the sand from various venues around the UK.
(2)
Issue said sprogs with industrial size (50 cubits capacity) buckets and applicable industrial sized spades.
(3)
Employ Polish lorry drivers to collect the sand using stolen skip lorries. Get the poles to deliver the sand at night to deliver to a highly secret location unknown to anyone - even the poles.
(4)
Throw the police off the scent by camouflaging the skip lorries as bouncy castle carriers and dress the poles up as
clowns for good measure.

That`s about it, i`m sure there`s enough to be getting on with but if you need any more suggestions just drop me a line!

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Canadian Coconut Growers Co-op -- Roger Husk ("It’s not genuine without the Maple leaf !"), 26/07/06 7:57pm

Ivor,

Where would the R.N.S.B.I.T.O.P.B. if you didn't poke your snout up their busness.

However back to the point, I am having a hard time figuring how scooping up sand in the UK is going to help us here in Saskatchewan. Unless the little sprogs can swim, and with a 50 cubit bucket I can't see how. Now if we were in France they could just splash across the channel.

I also don't want to find out what Hamidi might do should we go back on our deal. No thank you, I like sausage but I don't want to be one.

Sincerely,

Roger Husk
Canadian Coconut Growers Co-op.


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