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Date Posted: 19/12/05 2:17am
Author: Professor Zwieback Toast University of Connecticut
Subject: Re: Crop circles, aliens, and the chimpanzee cooection.
In reply to:
Dr Art Brickman
's message,
"Crop circles, aliens, and the chimpanzee cooection." on
18/12/05 10:24pm
Absolutely not Sir, are you insane? Everyone knows crop circles are caused by hundreds of thousands of very confused ants running in circles, much like a cattle stampede! The aliens made that quite clear when I was transported up into the saucer for my last medical exam. Of course you must be joking about the chimpanzees as everyone knows they are way too busy manipulating the price of crude oil and the world money market to bother with anything other than flinging shit and eating banana.
Oh sorry, I was looking at the title, of course there is a connection between the 3, while some scholars have argued that in the original cuneiform origins the 3 was composed of two triangles one on top of the other and not touching. It is nearly impossible to write the modern 3 without connecting the too semicircles that make up the symbol. While it is possible to write the number 8 using two circles stacked one on the other without touching, without confusing the average Chimp, imagine what would happen to the world markets should you try that with 3, why it would look like you were trying to make a symbol indicating Dolly Parton. The world bank would crash should a chimpanzee come across such a symbol and say instead of transferring 230,000 Swiss francs to Lisbon, transferred two Dolly Parton’s and four zeros. Absolutely not Sir, are you insane?
>Is there a connection between the 3? Many have posed
>this question but no bugger has aver had the decency
>to answer!
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Re: Crop circles, aliens, and the chimpanzee cooection. -- Meat Free Chicken Casserole,
19/12/05 3:04am
>Is there a connection between the 3? Many have posed
>this question but no bugger has aver had the decency
>to answer!
Well recent research by Prof. Anul Wreckedum has uncovered the following two facts -
1. People that are abducted by aliens often undergo the anal probe procedure and have a chimpanzee rectally inserted - why is unknown.
2. Crop circles are caused by stark raving mad lunatics running around in circles, or other repeated patterns, in corn fields. The local constabulary picks up a few of these lunatics each night, and upon examination they all invariably have a chimpanzee stuffed up their butt!
The two outstanding questions are -
1. What happens to people that are anal probed by aliens and have a monkey stuffed up their butt?
2. Where do these lunatics come from and who is stuffing a chimpanzee up their butt?
The search for the truth continues.
MFCC
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