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Date Posted: 18/12/05 10:24pm
Author: Dr Art Brickman
Subject: Crop circles, aliens, and the chimpanzee cooection.
Is there a connection between the 3? Many have posed this question but no bugger has aver had the decency to answer!
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Re: Crop circles, aliens, and the chimpanzee cooection. -- Dr. Freda Knockers,
18/12/05 11:11pm
Yes.
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Re: Crop circles, aliens, and the chimpanzee cooection. -- Dr. Freda Knockers,
18/12/05 11:12pm
Of course, I could be wrong.
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Re: Crop circles, aliens, and the chimpanzee cooection. -- Ulf Gulf, 19/12/05 3:27pm
That is a very shrewd, concise answer to what must be considered a very difficult question. By simply answering with the word "Yes" you are covering a whole magnitude of eventualities. Your answer strives to encompass not only the world`s woes but also the world`s abonimations.
The more I study and delve into your answer (albeit at first sight simplistic but in a ultra-sophisitcated way)the more blown aweay I am. I
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Re: Crop circles, aliens, and the chimpanzee cooection. -- Ulf Heindrikkson, 19/12/05 3:35pm
That is a very shrewd, concise answer to what must be considered a very difficult question. By simply answering with the word "Yes" you are covering a whole magnitude of eventualities. Your answer strives to encompass not only the world`s woes but also the world`s abonimations.
The more I study and delve into your answer (albeit at first sight simplistic but in a ultra-sophisitcated way)the more blown aweay I am. I am so impressed and awe-struck by your "Yes" that I am going to put you forward for the Nobel Piece Prize! This is not to be confused with
the similar sounding but-oh-so-different Nobel PEACE Prize. No, comparing the two would be like comparing The Magnificent Taj Mahal Temple in India with the Taj Mahal takeaway on Lewishasm High St run by that foreign gentleman. To sum it all up your answer made me ejaculate like a hippo on introvenus viagra whilst thinking about that gorgeous tart at number 64 (the one with the big bouncing jugs). Alleluya brethren!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Crop circles, aliens, and the chimpanzee cooection. -- Professor Zwieback Toast University of Connecticut,
19/12/05 2:17am
Absolutely not Sir, are you insane? Everyone knows crop circles are caused by hundreds of thousands of very confused ants running in circles, much like a cattle stampede! The aliens made that quite clear when I was transported up into the saucer for my last medical exam. Of course you must be joking about the chimpanzees as everyone knows they are way too busy manipulating the price of crude oil and the world money market to bother with anything other than flinging shit and eating banana.
Oh sorry, I was looking at the title, of course there is a connection between the 3, while some scholars have argued that in the original cuneiform origins the 3 was composed of two triangles one on top of the other and not touching. It is nearly impossible to write the modern 3 without connecting the too semicircles that make up the symbol. While it is possible to write the number 8 using two circles stacked one on the other without touching, without confusing the average Chimp, imagine what would happen to the world markets should you try that with 3, why it would look like you were trying to make a symbol indicating Dolly Parton. The world bank would crash should a chimpanzee come across such a symbol and say instead of transferring 230,000 Swiss francs to Lisbon, transferred two Dolly Parton’s and four zeros. Absolutely not Sir, are you insane?
>Is there a connection between the 3? Many have posed
>this question but no bugger has aver had the decency
>to answer!
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Re: Crop circles, aliens, and the chimpanzee cooection. -- Meat Free Chicken Casserole,
19/12/05 3:04am
>Is there a connection between the 3? Many have posed
>this question but no bugger has aver had the decency
>to answer!
Well recent research by Prof. Anul Wreckedum has uncovered the following two facts -
1. People that are abducted by aliens often undergo the anal probe procedure and have a chimpanzee rectally inserted - why is unknown.
2. Crop circles are caused by stark raving mad lunatics running around in circles, or other repeated patterns, in corn fields. The local constabulary picks up a few of these lunatics each night, and upon examination they all invariably have a chimpanzee stuffed up their butt!
The two outstanding questions are -
1. What happens to people that are anal probed by aliens and have a monkey stuffed up their butt?
2. Where do these lunatics come from and who is stuffing a chimpanzee up their butt?
The search for the truth continues.
MFCC
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Re: Crop circles, aliens, and the chimpanzee cooection. -- Dr. Phineas K. Batsinbelfry,
19/12/05 7:44pm
The research by Prof. Anul Wreckedum that people like Professor Zwieback Toast have a chimpanzee rectally inserted got me thinking so I hopped into my ornithopter., adjusted my auto pilot parakeet, an made straight-away to see the professor. Upon arriving, the administration office was unable to tell me where I could find Professor Zwieback Toast, suddenly a custodian standing near by said "you mean the old coot?" and directed me to one of the older buildings, down several flights of stairs, thorough several small tunnels that looked and smelled like a sewer and finally to a small door marked STORAGE!
Inside I did find the professor along with what appeared to be the universities computer lab circa 1970. The professor was seated behind an IBM card reader he was using as a desk and the room was littered with thousands of feet of punch tape and Hollerith cards strewn everywhere. The good professor told me that during the anal probe procedure the aliens brought out both a chimpanzee and a porcupine and gestured for him to choose one. He also recalled being arrested in a corn field that night. I think that answers why a monkey and why they all invariably have a chimpanzee rather than a porcupine stuffed up their butt.
My research indicated the answer to the outstanding questions are -
1-"What happens to people that are anal probed by aliens and have a monkey stuffed up their butt?"
A- They are relegated to a sub cellar off of a sewer lateral beneath major universities for reasons of national security.
2-"Where do these lunatics come from and who is stuffing a chimpanzee up their butt?"
A- Professor Zwieback Toast comes from Butte Montana , as for the second part of the question Professor Zwieback Toast could only describe the aliens as small, green and all looked like Henry Kissinger.
My colleagues have of course pointed out that there is a 50/50 chance I could be wrong about this due to the limited sampling size of my test group*.
During my flight there I did discover another disturbing question, in the early stages of my flight my auto pilot parakeet fell off it’s perch and became unstable. While flying VOR I had to keep a low altitude and became aware that at nearly every university there were permanent "crop circles" made up of concrete walkways, circular paths and often an obelisk or statue at the center of the campus. Very sinister if you ask me! As soon as I can replace my auto pilot parakeet with a new MK3 "budgie" auto pilot I intend to look at this phenomenon in greater detail.
Dr. Phineas K. Batsinbelfry
Happy Pines Sanatorium
Post Lobotomy Ward
Room 3
London
W12 OAE
* Test Group = 1, margin of error +/- 1, look for my full report in the Lancet
>Is there a connection between the 3? Many have posed
>this question but no bugger has aver had the decency
>to answer!
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