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Date Posted: 4/03/06 12:22am
Author: Stammer M. Stall
Subject: R.G.F.V.I.P.

I um. ah don’t usually er, make public announcements but er, Roger asked if um, I could er, announce our new philanthropic er, venture. Reading Goats For Visually Impaired Persons. Through um, extensive breeding er, our ah, staff has breed an um, unique ah, breed of er, goat.

Reading Goats For Visually Impaired Persons, will um, be a boon ah, to mankind. Through um, selective, ah, breeding .. these goats are um, able to read ah, 6 point type at er, 80 meters. Please um, contact um, our office for, ah.. more information.

All er, proceeds will er, go to ah, a fund to um, breed ah, non-stuttering goats.


Stammer M. Stall, Junior Partner
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law

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[> Re: R.G.F.V.I.P. -- Desiree Higginbottom, 10/03/06 3:33pm

Er, um, I think it`s a er, good ugh idea erm. Will the erm Goats er, be um bi-ligual erm and er where um will the ugh goats er live? Also, erm, will you um feed the goats on ba-ba-ba-bacon or erm, ugh, um, ergh, ugh, oof, eek, sausages-s,s,s,s,s,s,s,s,s,s,s,s,s,s,s,s,s,s,s,s,s,s,s,s,s,s,
s,s,s,s?


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[> [> Re: R.G.F.V.I.P. -- Sandra Milichip, 10/03/06 5:29pm

St-St-St-Stop taking the pi-pi-piss you pair of c-c-c-c-c-c-c-
GITS!


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