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Date Posted: 20/12/05 12:53pm
Author: Martin Naivedimple
Subject: Re: Funds and Properties Board
In reply to: Mr.Francis Morris 's message, "Funds and Properties Board" on 20/12/05 1:45am

>Phone/Fax:+44 703 184 5502
>
>
>
>Good Day!
Good day to you Sir!
>
>My Name is Mr.Francis Morris,a citizen of
>Bermuda.Bermuda
>is a British Colony.I am an accountant with the Funds
>and Properties
>Board here,with it;s registered Office in {United
>Kingdom},London.
>Our
>office was recently inaugurated by the British
>Government for the
>settlement of all out-standing foreign dabts that is
>owned to my
>Country past Colonial administrators and our foreign
>masters before my
>beloved
>
>Country,Bermuda got her Independence.
>Consequently,the
>British Government under Mr.Tony Blair {British Prime
>Minister} has
>therefore set aside Millions of United State Dollars
>for this
>particular exercise as a compensation to all our
>concerned Colonial and
>Foreign Masters.It is at this juncture that I am
>contacting you for
>this very important Financial Transaction that will be
>bordering on
>receiving of this money {USD$14.6 Million}by you for
>our mutual
>benefits in your Country.
>
>On my capacity as the Head of Accounts
>with this office,when I discovered this amount in my
>office,I acted
>fast and removed this Money and kept it in a Security
>Firm.I do not
>want to Lodge in this Money in my personal account for
>fear of the
>Funds being confiscated by the British Government or
>my Government
>untill I resigned my appointment.Let me quickly assure
>you the 100%
>safe proof of this deal because there is no record
>ever existed
>concerning the Money traceable by the British
>Government.
>
>Due to my
>position in the office,it has become impossible for me
>to make use of
>this Money in London or within.As a matter of urgent I
>expect you to
>contact me immediately to enable us discuss in
>details.I proposed a
>commission of 10%{ten percent} of the total Sum to
>you,for the expected
>services and assistance.
>Please note that your urgent reply is highly
>needed so as to stop me from making further contacts
>for assistance.
>Call me on the above-specified Telephone Number for
>immediate
>conclusion of this deal.Do not forget the absolute
>confidentiality and
>mutual trust entails by this business.
>
>Some personal questions?
>
>Are
>you married?
Yes, to a woman
>
>How old are you?
35
>
>Your Phone Number/Fax?
0208 553 6503
>
>What kind
>of work / business do you do?
Tree surgeon and part time ventriliquits dummy

P.S. This is`nt one of those cons is it?
>Sincerely,
>
>Mr.Francis Morris

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[> [> Re: Funds and Properties Board -- Mr.Francis Morris, 20/12/05 4:16pm

For a professional Tree surgeon and part time ventriliquits dummy you seem a little hesatant to get a share of USD$14.6 Million in out-standing foreign "dabts" as every fool knows the USD and EURO are a thing of the past the future is in "dabts" On my capacity as the Head of Accounts with this office I didn;t get where I am by letting owned to my Country past Colonial administrators and our foreign masters before my beloved self! How could you think Mr.Tony Blair {British Prime Minister} has therefore set aside Millions of United State Dollars for this particular exercise as a compensation to all our concerned Colonial and Foreign Masters. Do not forget the absolute confidentiality and mutual trust entrails by this business.
Mr.Francis Morris


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[> [> [> Re: Funds and Properties Board -- Martin Naivedimple, 20/12/05 5:00pm

Does the acronym "Dabts" stand for "Dopey-Arsed-Bloody- Tree-Surgeon?" If my wife is correct then that is nothing less than defamation of character or slander by another name. Putting all of this to one side and hypothetically speaking, if I invested say $3,000 into these "Dabts" what would be my return within 6 months taking into account this would all be based on trust and a gentleman`s e-shake so to speak? I would want written guarantees in genuine blood and a couple of quid as a "carrot" thrown in for good measure! Write soon..


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[> [> [> [> Re: Funds and Properties Board -- Mr.Francis Morris, 20/12/05 11:12pm

Mr.& Mrs. Martin Naivedimple,

If you were to invest say $3000 USD into my "Dabts" account here is what would happen, I will immeadiatly convert the $3000 to Swiss Francs at the curennt excange rate, which would leave you 1000 Lira Turkish, that would be invested at the rate of (-)3000% per day in a secure walrus racing paramutual fund in Iceland where the winnings are converted to Canadian dollars at the rate of 1/10th of a cent on the dollar. As you can plainly see this is a win-win suitation for us both, while I get to keep the $14.6 Million in the secure account you are only risking a mere $3000, when the funds are invested and the payout gets round to your secret lottery number I will forward the divedend in Bermuda postal stamps, see how clever I am! Let me quickly assure you the 100% safe proof of this deal because there is no record ever existed concerning the Money traceable by the British Government. As for the acronym it stands for " double any body’s two cents" as I am sure you can see fron the above example it’s all good four you. Please send your bank info and personal ID numbers so I may get you in on the ground floor of this most exilent deal. So you can see how I cannot defraud you as I am honest On my capacity as the Head of Accounts
with this office and would never do anything dishonist either to my beloved Bermuda or any other goverment.

Mr.Francis Morris


>Does the acronym "Dabts" stand for
>"Dopey-Arsed-Bloody- Tree-Surgeon?" If my wife is
>correct then that is nothing less than defamation of
>character or slander by another name. Putting all of
>this to one side and hypothetically speaking, if I
>invested say $3,000 into these "Dabts" what would be
>my return within 6 months taking into account this
>would all be based on trust and a gentleman`s e-shake
>so to speak? I would want written guarantees in
>genuine blood and a couple of quid as a "carrot"
>thrown in for good measure! Write soon..


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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Funds and Properties Board -- Mr and Mrs Martin Naivedimple, 21/12/05 2:41pm

My wife has asked me to ask you why you never metioned the "Gentleman`s e-shake" I mentioned in my first e-mail?
She says to say that something stinks about this alleged "deal" and that I should get more assurance from you that no skullduggery is going on. Taking all of this into account and the fact that my wife is extremely suspicious (she scrutinizes my neck for hickeys every night) what can you say that will quell her and my fears so that we can get things underway and I can send you the 3 grand? Write soon friend!


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[> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Funds and Properties Board -- Mr.Francis Morris, 21/12/05 9:03pm

Dear Mr and Mrs Martin Naivedimple,

Let me quell your lovely ladies fears by saying I failed to mention the "Gentleman`s e-shake" simply because I had included a facsimile of my hand print in my last correspondence. I am attaching it again to let you wife scrutinize it for genuine authenticity being I am honest On my capacity as the Head of Accounts with this office. I would never do anything dishonist either to my beloved Bermuda or any other goverment. Opportunity such as this one of fine quality should not be delayed, and I assure you no skullduggery as she puts it is going on. If you require a few more days to liquidate your funds (as could be the case with college savings or payment for say a Milwaukee Brace for you child’s Scoliosis ) it will be no problem. My beloved Bermuda’s laws are changing in the new year so we need to conclude our transfer soon.

Mr.Francis Morris

PS- also attached you will find my dental record showing I have all my teeth and skullduggery is not being done by myself.

>My wife has asked me to ask you why you never metioned
>the "Gentleman`s e-shake" I mentioned in my first
>e-mail?
>She says to say that something stinks about this
>alleged "deal" and that I should get more assurance
>from you that no skullduggery is going on. Taking all
>of this into account and the fact that my wife is
>extremely suspicious (she scrutinizes my neck for
>hickeys every night) what can you say that will quell
>her and my fears so that we can get things underway
>and I can send you the 3 grand? Write soon friend!


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Funds and Properties Board -- Martin Naivedimple, 21/12/05 10:47pm

I can appreciate your urgency to get the deal done and dusted and I hope you don`t mind but I must ask you one more question to ascertain your trustworthyness and to whether this deal can be allowed to proceed.
My question is this. You keep ranting on about your "Beloved Bermuda." If you know Bermuda so well who is the British Ambassador to Bermuda? If you can answer this question correctly I will be pleased to get things underway and send you the 3,000 smackers. One last thing though. You must give me your word of honour that you won`t cheat and try to get the answer to who is the British Ambassador for Bermuda by visiting Askjeeves or something similar. If I have your word on this i`m happy to oblige and will post the money off first thing tomorrow morning.


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Funds and Properties Board -- Mr.Francis Morris, 22/12/05 12:51am

Dear sir,
On my word of honour, just ask Governor Sir John Vereker KCB as to how trustworthy I am. Of course you knew already there is no British Ambassador. So baring any further delay I am ready to transfer the 14.6 Million or part thereof which you may find coming to you on receipt of your $3000 USD. With all the wealth you should have soon I am assured you and your family will miss the celebration of Christmases for years to come. Even the brace for you child’s Scoliosis will not be missed as you will be able with such wealth to buy a new one. Let me quickly assure you the 100% safe proof of this deal and the word of Sir John Vereker KCB as to how trustworthy I am


>I can appreciate your urgency to get the deal done and
>dusted and I hope you don`t mind but I must ask you
>one more question to ascertain your trustworthyness
>and to whether this deal can be allowed to proceed.
>My question is this. You keep ranting on about your
>"Beloved Bermuda." If you know Bermuda so well who is
>the British Ambassador to Bermuda? If you can answer
>this question correctly I will be pleased to get
>things underway and send you the 3,000 smackers. One
>last thing though. You must give me your word of
>honour that you won`t cheat and try to get the answer
>to who is the British Ambassador for Bermuda by
>visiting Askjeeves or something similar. If I have
>your word on this i`m happy to oblige and will post
>the money off first thing tomorrow morning.


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