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Date Posted: 23/12/05 9:05pm
Author: Orville Plonkerville The Third
Subject: Merry Christmas to some of you.......

I would like to wish all men between the ages of 23 to 27, 5`2" tall, olive skinned, bespectacled, handlebar moustache, upper right molar removed when 17, rugged complection, husky voice, muscular build, tatoo of a dove on upper right back, Lancashire born, divorced parents, skoda owner, vegetarian 4.5 years, kleptomaniac, allergic to onions, no dimple on chin and employed as a bus inspector.. a very Merry Christmas...!
Oh, nearly forget, named Nigel and has a girfriend called
Penelovette Loudvikyaszveski.

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[> Re: Merry Christmas to some of you....... -- Nigel, 23/12/05 9:08pm

Damn! 100% until girfriend bit, my birds name is
PeneloYvette Loudvikyaszveski. The "Y" buggered me.
Do I still get a prize.................?


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