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Date Posted: 24/12/05 5:13pm
Author: 1/144,000
Subject: Re: New Holiday to suit everyone
In reply to: Twoddly Bobshonks 's message, "New Holiday to suit everyone" on 23/12/05 7:17pm

Ah but someone must have leaked the secret plans for the Jehovah’s Wittiness "secret holiday"

The official costume is as follows -
Head gear - A cow tongue wrapped in a slice of bacon
Jacket - lasagna noodles, al dente with bunt cakes worn on the wrists, icing optional
Pants - optional
Shoes - optionally The Watch Tower tied on with string
3. Informal greeting - squat down, put your left hand on the pavement, raise your right and and shout "bubble fretcha Jehova blim blim plonk"
4. Formal greeting - none
5. Food
Refried bean & pumpkin pie, topped with whipped yellow mustard
Herring Ice Cream
Chicken flavoured gelignite, not really a food but shure goes bang

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