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Date Posted: 16/02/06 11:21pm
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Subject: A World Gone Mad Indeed!
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
A World Gone Mad Indeed!
It seems even though MFCC is in exile on Mount Neverest, his Kind and Caring Problem Solvers are still up to their old tricks. Last night I was tending my flock of perfectly good penguins on my estate in Swindon, next thing I know I am stumbling about the M1 near Luton with the strong odor of chloroform in my nostrils and a headache to beat all. There was also a wax cylinder MP3 in the pocket of my smoking jacket. Upon returning to Swindon I found all but two penguins missing, the two that remained seemed to have had their little kneecaps smashed and were walking about as though they had arthritis.
Suddenly a Vuxhaul van raced through the hedgerow nearly finishing the job, fortunately by that time I had my associate Mr. Thompson with me, and was able to fire off a few warning shots at the drivers windscreen. When the van veered off the lane and caught fire I was able to see the logo of "The Radyan Kominesky Home For Penguins Meat" on the side just before it exploded.
I had thought after the untimely demise of Bodger, December last, and the offsetting death of Louie Di’Atelli (AKA "lug wrench Louie" to his few but valued friends) that myself, MFCC, Kind and Caring Problem Solvers and Our associates Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd had a gentlemen’s agreement to stop this bloody nonsense and follow the terms of our agreement.
Well what is done is done, without urging from myself our associates Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije of Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd. have set off for Mount Neverest in the Zodiac. Since I really don’t know what language they speak there was little I could say to dissuade them in their zeal to pay MFCC a visit. So there being nothing else to do I bid them safe passage and gave them the keys to the explosives magazine and "poison room" before they left.
I trust your friend, the Minister for Domestic Munitions, Mr Twoddly Bobshonks has announced their visit via walking pigeon or ICBP by now.
Thanks for the tin of penguin meat however, it was delicious.
Sincerely,
Sincerely,
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law
e-mail address: honrqshlockmaniiiesq(at)yahoo.com
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