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Date Posted: 30/03/06 10:16am
Author: Hamish McHootmon AKA Dinsdale-Fynch
Subject: Re: In for a penny in for a peanut
In reply to: Dr. Phineas K. Batsinbelfry 's message, "Re: In for a penny in for a peanut" on 11/03/06 4:30pm

Dear Dr

Yet again I do apologise for the delay in replying to your last message but I hate some dodgy mushrooms and spent the week uncompusmentos for want of a better word.
I can assure you and you have my word of honour (sniggers) that your nuts will not be tampered with by any of my fences.
I`m very pleased to hear that you have some brawny courier penguins, these are a particular favourite of mine of the species I hope and think and pray you will agree.
It just remains for my people to talk to your people and for the third party intermediatories to do their piece and bob`s your what`sname. Please reply soon as his nibs is getting rather impatient.

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: In for a penny in for a peanut -- Dr. Phineas K. Batsinbelfry, 12/04/06 7:32pm

Ham,
As we speak the Penguins are marching your way, I trust you have some herring and krill for them upon arrival as they will no doubt be a little peckish after their trip.

The passed fortnight since your last correspondence has given me time to contemplate the parting of me and my nuts. As a child I nearly impaled my nuts whilst traversing a fence fitted with sharp spikes, then there was the time they were nearly crushed when my velocipede collided with a sturdy larch tree. I will always have fond memorys of playing with my nuts and am looking forward to the succesfull completion of our business. Well I am off to the pudding shop for a well deserved bowl.

Dr. Phineas K. Batsinbelfry


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