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Date Posted: 12/04/06 7:58pm
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Subject: Michelin map
In reply to: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. 's message, "Alarmed!!!" on 5/04/06 6:39pm

Instead of going to Khartoum as planned Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije made their way to Kirkcaldy yesterday. Unfortunately one Mr. Ian McDermott was tending his flock of sheep at the time ,it seems there was some malfunction with a rocket launcher and the late Mr. Ian McDermott and all sheep were incinerated.

After a few frantic phone calls all was straightened out and the boys were off the tobacconist for a Michelin map of Africa. After a few financial arraignment’s with the local constable and cornier Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije were on their way to Aberdeen to board a tramp steamer for Africa. Baring a mutiny or striking a wayward iceberg they should be arriving in Casablanca Friday next and make their way across Algeria in search of MFCC as soon as they can secure suitable camel rental.


Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law

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