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Subject: MSUD and Mennonites...


Author:
Kevlar Kid
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Date Posted: 12:46:45 01/07/02 Mon
In reply to: S 's message, "Here's something useful you could do..." on 10:29:30 01/07/02 Mon

Another nice topic might deal with genetic issues.

In the Mennonite community, they had babies dying at an abnormal rate. Seems they would quit eating and die. Turns out that it was related to what is known as Maple Sugar Urinary Disease. (Named because diapers full of urine smelled like Maple syrup instead of ammonia.) This happens in 1 out of 300,000 babies normally, but was more prevalent in Mennonite community as they tended to marry amongst themselves (2,000+ population). If doctors can diagnose it quickly enough, they can treat it with a low protein diet. Babys were dying as mother's breast milk is very high in protein.

Which reminds me of the MJ & BJ morning radio show talkshow about husbands and boyfriends that like mother's milk from their significant other....some guys just never grow up??

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[> Subject: Averages


Author:
WN
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Date Posted: 14:12:03 01/07/02 Mon

Average Body Dimensions

Male
Female

Height
5'9" (1.77 meters)
5'3.5" (1.65 meters)

Weight
172 lbs.
143 lbs.

Chest
37-39" (98-102 cm.)
35.9" (91.2 cm.)*

Waist
31-34" (80-87 cm.)
29" (72 cm.)

Thigh
21" (54 cm.)
22-24" (56-61 cm.)

Hips
36" (92 cm.)
39" (100 cm.)

* see Average Bust Size




Average Penis Size
Almost 88% of all men fall between 5-7 inches when erect, and when relaxed the majority (again, 90%) fall within 3 to 5 inches.

Recently (well, in 1988) Paul L. Jamison and Paul H. Gebhard subjected the Kinsey data to an intense statistical analysis, ironing out certain anomalies, correcting subject bias and measurement error with various mathematical operations we need not go into here. Their results (shown below) were published in the Journal for Sex Research (vol. 24, pp. 177-183).

Mean
Standard Deviation

Flaccid penis length (in.)
3.89
0.73

Erect penis length (in.)
6.21
0.77

Flaccid penis circumference (in.)
3.75
0.65

Erect penis circumference (in.)
4.85
0.71

Erectile increase in length (in.)
2.30
0.71

Erectile increase in circumference (in.)
1.11
0.52


Average Testicle Size
2 inches long, 0.8 inch in breath, and 1.2 inches in diameter (5 x 2 x 3 cm).

Average Vagina Size
3 inches along the posterior wall with a diameter of 0.8 inches, though in stimulated phase it balloons to 3.75-4.1 in long by 2.3-2.5 inches in diameter.

Average Clitoris Length
1 inch, though the part that shows, called the clitoral glans, is 0.20 inches long.

Average Vaginal Acidity
4.0 to 5.0 on the pH scale--fairly acidic.

Average Hymen Thickness
0.05-0.10 inches (0.125-0.25 cm.).

Average Ovary Size
1.5 inches long by 0.75 inches in breadth by 1 inch thick (3.75 x 2 x 2.5 cm.).

Average Bust Size
The average bust line for American women is 35.9 inches (91.2 cm). The typical bra size is 34B, with the proportions of women's cup sizes breaks down to the following: A-15%, B-44%, C-28%, D-10%, while the remaining 3% are AA, AAA, DD and beyond. Interestingly, manufacturers of women's clothing agree that the average American woman's bust size has expanded in recent decades, if only by fractions of an inch, due to improved diet and birth control pills.

Average Nipple Size (male)
0.22 inches (5.5 mm).

Average Nipple Size (female)
0.27 inches (6.79 mm).

Average Areola Size (female)
1.4 inches (35.62 mm).

Average Erection Angle
15 degrees above horizontal.

Average Time to Achieve Erection
3-8 seconds.

Average Erection Duration
The following is a partial reprint from Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (W. B. Saunders, 1948) by Kinsey et. al.

Age Group
Median Duration of Erection in Minutes

Adol.-15
16-20
21-25
26-30
31-35
36-40
41-45
46-50
51-55
56-60
61-65
66-70
71+
12.00
42.88
54.43
53.09
47.24
40.62
31.07
29.02
21.62
26.67
19.50
7.00
0.00




As you can see, duration peaks for the 21-25 age group, and from there on in is a long, slow slide into oblivion.

Average Ejaculatory Speed
28 miles per hour (45 km/hr). Once it enters the vagina, the sperm takes 5 minutes to cross the 6 inches of territory to the cervix (.0011 mph), namely because they no longer have flight accommodations and must hoof it on foot, so to speak.

Average Ejaculatory Volume
4 cc. or about one teaspoon, with enormous variation between individuals and times.

Average Ejaculate Calorific Content
Between 2 to 5 calories or so.

Average Sperm Length
4 microns.

Average Sperm Concentration
20 million sperm per milliliter.

Average Seminal Alkalinity
7.0 to 8.0 on the pH scale.

Average Seminal Viscosity
0.00935 Pa. s (water, by comparison, has a viscosity of 0.001 Pa. s).

Average Durability of Sperm
Sperm typically survive 48 hours within the female body.

Average Number of Sperm
300-500 million sperm are released every ejaculation, and 1.2 trillion sperm are produced during a man's lifetime.

Average Ovum Size
1/175th of an inch (0.14 mm.), slightly smaller than the period ending this sentence. Interestingly, this is the largest cell in the human body.

Average Duration of Ovum Fertility
The female egg will remain fertile for about 24 to 48 hours.

Average Number of Ova
400,000. Unlike men, who continually replenish his supply of sperm, women have a set amount of ova that's determine at birth. Only 400 are ever released during a woman's lifetime, and their quality deteriorates over time—ample reason why if you plan on conceiving a child, you'd better do it before age 40.

Average Age of Menarche (Onset of Menstruation)
12.5 years. Interestingly, a study in 1962 showed that this age has decreased by four months every decade since 1830.

Average Menstrual Flow
Approximately 50 to 175 cc., or one-quarter to one-half a cup.

Average Menstrual Cycle Duration
28 days.

Average Period Duration
5 days.

Average Age of Menopause
48-49 years.

Average Coitus Calorie Expenditure
100 calories, at a rate of 6 per minute (Meaning, if you work out the equations, you're expending the equivalent of 419 Watts. If only there were some way of harvesting all that energy…)

Average Frequency of Coitus
2.5 times weekly.

Average Time to Orgasm (male)
Kinsey found that 75% of all males reach orgasm within 2 minutes of penetration, and felt that it was normal, though he does note that it "may be most unsatisfactory to a wife who is inhibited or natively low in response." Way to state the obvious, doc.

Average Duration of Orgasm (male)
3-5 seconds.

Average Time to Orgasm (female)
Females in Kinsey's studies averaged a little less than 4 minutes to reach orgasm during masturbation, though for coitus it took anywhere from 10 to 20 minutes.

Average Duration of Orgasm (female)
5-8 seconds. Orgasmic contractions in both sexes occur at intervals of 0.8 seconds.
[> [> Subject: Gay men are better hung?


Author:
Hetero Human
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Date Posted: 14:27:43 01/07/02 Mon

I understand from studies that on the whole, gay males are better hung than hetero males. Also, same study had something to do with finger length and lesbians.

Interesting data provided and I know how I am going on my new diet and sexercise regime for the New Year. S?? Wanna try my new fitness plan with me?? Low calories, and low impact sexercise...
[> [> [> Subject: Re: Gay men are better hung?


Author:
S
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Date Posted: 14:35:52 01/07/02 Mon

>I understand from studies that on the whole, gay males
>are better hung than hetero males. Also, same study
>had something to do with finger length and lesbians.
>
>Interesting data provided and I know how I am going on
>my new diet and sexercise regime for the New Year.
>S?? Wanna try my new fitness plan with me?? Low
>calories, and low impact sexercise...


Well, damn. I already put my money down on yogo, tai chi, and kick boxing.
[> [> [> [> Subject: Taste as good as they look?


Author:
Hetero Male
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Date Posted: 14:39:20 01/07/02 Mon

Tongue exercises would help too??
[> [> [> Subject: Sexercise...


Author:
WN
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Date Posted: 14:36:03 01/07/02 Mon

My idea of sexercise....tongue ups...

oneth, twoth, threeth, fourth, fiveth...

Actually, I'm not all that hung up on sex now that I think about it. I'm more into touching and caressing and doing things for people than being preoccupied with "damn, I'd like to get mine in hers" and wondering if she's thinking "damn, I'd like to get his in mine." :)
[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Sexercise...


Author:
Anonymous Female
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Date Posted: 14:40:37 01/07/02 Mon

>My idea of sexercise....tongue ups...
>
>oneth, twoth, threeth, fourth, fiveth...
>
>Actually, I'm not all that hung up on sex now that I
>think about it. I'm more into touching and caressing
>and doing things for people than being preoccupied
>with "damn, I'd like to get mine in hers" and
>wondering if she's thinking "damn, I'd like to get his
>in mine." :)


Now that is a man who has been told how to excite a woman.

The sixty second wonders are a dime a dozen. The cuddlers are harder to find.

Tongues up!
[> [> [> [> [> Subject: cuddling in after glow


Author:
Hetero Male
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Date Posted: 14:51:57 01/07/02 Mon

Cuddling is great for afterglow...
[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Sexercise...


Author:
AF
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Date Posted: 14:45:56 01/07/02 Mon

Try typing sexercise in on Google. This is a profitable industry, it seems. And notice who they think needs the training....:)
[> [> Subject: Okay, boys, did you actually look at these averages?


Author:
S
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Date Posted: 14:53:53 01/07/02 Mon

Maybe there is a reason women are unimpressed by claims of mind-boggling enormity in certain areas of the male physique.

Or maybe my friend's theory is true. Girls mature faster than boys because boys enjoy twelve and stay there as long as humanly possible. Some manage a lifetime. It's considered a supreme accomplishment in avoiding the demands of women. Or so she says....just passing along one Saturday evening observation....taking no responsibility for the thoughts involved....
[> [> [> Subject: Why men are better at reading maps...


Author:
Hormone laden teen wannabe
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Date Posted: 15:07:03 01/07/02 Mon

Love is but a page in the life of men, but the whole story for women.
[> [> [> [> Subject: I disagree.


Author:
S
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Date Posted: 15:16:50 01/07/02 Mon

>Love is but a page in the life of men, but the whole
>story for women.

Okay, I admit the friend who made the comment is going through a divorce and tends to be slightly embittered at times, but...

The pity parties I've attended hosted by women ain't gotten nothin' on the ones I've seen from men. Women--sometimes, not always--have infinite capacity for the putting the practical ahead of the emotional (some call it mercenery, but I like the word practical). I've known very few men who could say the same once they'd been well and truly caught by the tail of a big whopper of an emotion.

In a nutshell--Love can make a jackass out of anyone. I tell you what.
[> [> [> [> [> Subject: What is love?


Author:
ShyGuy
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Date Posted: 08:13:40 01/08/02 Tue

I don't think I have ever been in love. Will it ever happen?
[> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: What is love?


Author:
WN
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Date Posted: 10:37:18 01/08/02 Tue

>I don't think I have ever been in love. Will it ever
>happen?

You'll know it when everthing looks beautiful. You start noticing things you've always taken for granted. You'll know it when the touch tingles. You'll know it when you get on a bus and pay two fares...and then you realize you are alone.

Hopefully, the other loves you back :)
[> [> [> [> [> Subject: How to fall in love in a Kevlar suit.


Author:
S
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Date Posted: 09:30:21 01/08/02 Tue

Charge full speed toward the libido and miss. Somebody is bound to catch you when you do.

Best of luck.

S
[> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: And it isn't true anyway, Kevil Kid.


Author:
S
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Date Posted: 10:33:03 01/08/02 Tue

There are many ways to be in love. Not all of them man-woman-sexual. You are in love with your daughter. You've already told us that. :)
[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Love is strange...


Author:
Kevil
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Date Posted: 10:56:48 01/08/02 Tue

I love my daughters unconditionally, but have never really experienced love with a significant other. I have experienced friendship with them, but never a true love.

The libido issue is really just a joke on my part, something to hide behind.

Maybe I just haven't met the right person??

Life goes on...
[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Love is strange...


Author:
WN
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Date Posted: 11:08:31 01/08/02 Tue

What Is Love?
Haddaway

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

What is love
Yeah

Oh, I don't know why you're not there
I give you my love, but you don't care
So what is right and what is wrong
Gimme a sign

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Oh, I don't know, what can I do
What else can I say, it's up to you
I know we're one, just me and you
I can't go on

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Don't hurt me
Don't hurt me

I want no other, no other lover
This is your life, our time
When we are together, I need you forever
Is it love

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more (oooh, oooh)

What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

What is love? (definition)

A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness.



Your lips speak soft sweetness,
Your touch a cool caress,
I am lost in your magic,
My heart beats within your chest,

I think of you each morning,
And dream of you each night,
I think of your arms being around me,
And cannot express my delight,

Never have I fallen,
But I am quickly on my way,
You hold a heart in your hands,
That has never before been given away.

- Gregory Branson -


if i should die before you do
When
you wake up
from death,
you will find yourself
in my arms,
and
I will be
kissing you,
and
I
will be crying.



"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live
to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to
live without you."
Winnie the Pooh
[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: You go Pooh!


Author:
Christopher Robins
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Date Posted: 11:11:32 01/08/02 Tue

>"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live
>to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to
>live without you."
>Winnie the Pooh


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