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Date Posted: 15:30:55 08/08/02 Thu
Author: mt. healthy mountaineer
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2 Star Trek top 10 lists

From the Home Office at the top of the Steps of Mount Seleya...
Top Ten Signs you have an all-Vulcan crew
10) No one, absolutely no one, will laugh at any of your jokes
9) Your ship's dedication plaque motto reads: "Ship dedication plaque mottoes are illogical"
8) Every 3-D chess tournament ends in a draw
7) Sehlat guano everywhere!
) On your crew roster you have both an Ensign Taurik AND an Ensign Vorick who claim to be two different people...yet you HAVE NEVER SEEN THEM TOGETHER!!...
5) Ships Stores always out of Q-Tips and earmuffs
4) Your crew's idea of a fun evening: Ship-wide Eyebrow Lifting Contest
3) Your efforts to organize an "Amateur Jam" night meet with failure when all 432 crew members volunteer to play the lute
2) Spock, Tuvok. Tuvok, Spock. Surak, Sarek. Sarek, Surak. T'Pring, T'Pel. T'Pel, T'Pring. Saavik, uh..the other Saavik...
And the Number One sign you have an all-Vulcan crew...
1) Every seven years: PA-A-A-A-RTY!!!

From the Home Office on Mulberry Street...
Top Ten lines of dialog if Star Trek had been written by Dr. Seuss
10) COMPUTER SCAN: "One Ship. Two Ship.
Red Ship. Blue Ship."
9) PICARD: "The Grinch has stolen our Christmas.
He has taken our fun.
And I will make him pay
For what he has done!"
8) SPOCK: "The needs of the many
Outweigh the needs of the few.
Just keep that in mind
Next time you feel blue!"
7) O'BRIEN: "Captain! Captain!
A ship! A ship!
Dukat is on another trip!
He is wearing his new hat!
Yes, Captain,
Dukat in the hat came back!"
6) JANEWAY: "From near to far,
From here to there,
Strange things that glow and throb.
We're Starfleet officers, Mr. Kim.
Weird is part of the job!"
5) KIRK: "Tribbles, Tribbles everywhere!
Tribbles, Tribbles in my hair!
Over Tribbles I might trip,
Get these Tribbles off my ship!"
4) KHAN: "He tasks me and I shall have him!
I shall chase him in a plane!
I shall chase him on a train!
I shall chase him on a boat!
I shall chase him with a goat!"
3) SPOCK: "Captain, please don't shoot
That angry Horta!
She's just protecting her eggs,
Like a good mother orta!"
2) MARTOK: "Ouch! That hurt!
You cut out my eye!
Perhaps today IS
A good day to die!"
And the Number One line of dialog if Star Trek had been written by Dr. Seuss...
1) PICARD: "I do so love
Tea, Earl Grey, hot!
I do so love it!
Thanks a lot!"

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Re: 2 Star Trek top 10 lists -- Adilbrand, 22:11:56 08/08/02 Thu
- Saavik -- mt. healthy mountaineer, 16:14:36 08/10/02 Sat