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Date Posted: 02:34:18 08/22/00 Tue
Author: j-girl
Subject: And besides...
In reply to: Mickey Blue Eyes 's message, "tell me the truth" on 11:40:28 08/18/00 Fri

My dear child, 21 is a nice *ripe* age.
What on earth would possess me to lie about that?

And next time you decide to chat up j-random chick on the web, simply because she strings the words 'Shane' and 'Warne' into a coherent sentence, its probably better to at least read the message thread in front of your face before doubting her sincerity about place of residence, considering that the message was actually about recieving strange phone calls in Japan...

And if still in doubt, it might have occurred to you to check up some of my other posts here... which are all about Japan...

Its an especially good idea if she gives hints...

And if you were especially clever, it might even have crossed your mind that the J in j-girl had something to do with the fact that I am living in and perpetually writing about .... you guessed it (I hope) JAPAN!

Oh and... if you're really trying to impress a girl, it helps to see whether what she says about Shane Warne is particularly flattering before asking her if she has any information about him...

...but then again you never know if this entire valient defence of my honesty was a pack of lies invented to lull you into a false sense of security before you find out that I am actually a hairy but balding middle-aged man who doesn't wash often enough...

just to keep you guessing (^_-)

s.

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