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i went to a mexican high school
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Date Posted: 05/ 6/04 10:21am
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Fuck the 5th of May
's message, "Re: your new stapler" on 05/ 5/04 10:36pm
i was ine of 10% non-hispanic in a 90% mexican high school. i remember when i was a senior, and we had a cinco de mayo assembly. as a young angry gringo, i had to do something in protest. so i went to a french teacher, and asked to borrow the french flag for an hour. she didn't know what for but agreed to hand over the flag of the parrot pee drinking nation.
when i walked in to that assembly, i proudly draped that flag around my shoulders and walked straight across the gymnasium floor straight to the quarantine section where they kept us white folk. not one silly mexican realized that i was donning that stupid flag in direct defiance of why they were celebrating thier stupid independence. the next day, my art teacher said that she thought it was funny. she got it. nobody else did. she also smoked 3 packs menthol 120's a day. she retired the next year. sad to say, she died the year after that of lung cancer.
did i happen to mention that i hate the french more than i hate mexican teenagers?
>Cinco de Mayo? Isn't that the same as the 4th of July
>in Canada? What if the Canadians let all of us bastard
>"Yanks" run north to take their shitball jobs? We
>could all hang American flags off of our tailgates or
>lay them on our dashboards for one shitty day a year.
>That would be swell! Maybe we could start gangs and
>fuck up their peacefull cities. We wouldn't like the
>"Barrios" we would be living in, but we would be too
>fucking lazy to do anything about it. Then we could
>just blame it on the white man. Fuck it! Lets all be a
>bunch of chili chokin' pepper bellies.
>
>
>>YOU FOOLS, EVERY ONE KNOWS WE ARE LIVING IN THE
>>FUTUTRE AND THAT MARK HAS ENOUGH CHANGE AROUND HIS
>>HOUSE TO BUY THAT AWESOME CHROME STAPLER! JUST IMAGINE
>>THE MESSAGE OF POWER THAT THINGS SENDS OUT WHEN YOU
>>GET TO THROW IT AT YOUR SUPERIORS HEADS WHEN YOU BREAK
>>DOWN AND GO NUTS! WELL, MAY BE THE MESSAGE ISN'T POWER
>>AS MUCH AS IT MIGHT BE INSANITY.
>>WITHER WAY, YOU COULD PRETEND IT'S A SPACESHIP WHEN
>>YOU'RE BORED AT WORK. YOU COULD EVEN CARRY IT AROUND
>>WITH YOU IN A LUNCH BOX, LIKE OLDE TIME CONSTRUCTION
>>WORKERS IN THE CHARLE CHAPLIN SHORTS. FUCK ALL YOU,
>>IT'S CINCO DE MAYO. RICE AND BEANS FOR EVERY ONE
>>EXCEPT THE FRENCHIES!!
>>
>>
>>>for my money, mark, the comfort grip is the clear
>>>winner in the stapler contest. but i was torn between
>>>the comfort grip and the one with the staple-ometer
>in
>>>it.
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