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Date Posted: 15:49:38 12/16/02 Mon
Author: From Everyone
Subject: Merry Christmas Lisa O

"You're a Mean One, LISA O"

You're a mean one, LISA O,
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel, LISA O.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, LISA O,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul, LISA O.
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, LISA O,
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, LISA O.
Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the
seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, LISA O,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots, LISA O.
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, LISA O,
With a nauseous super "naus",
You're a crooked dirty jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss, LISA O.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the
most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable
mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, LISA O,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk, LISA O.
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and
I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk!"

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Replies:

You are one of the sickest people I've ever seen! You need help! (NT) -- And no, I'm not Lisa O. I don't even know her., 20:06:29 12/17/02 Tue
Re: This is to the "Grinch" Song. (NT) -- I think someone lets LO get to them a little too much. Stop bashing and enjoy the season., 20:31:07 12/17/02 Tue
- I agree if these people have so much time to think of these things about Lisa amagine what they could do if they had a positive additude! (NT) -- Whoever this is is only making there self look like a idiot!, 05:34:13 12/18/02 Wed

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