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Date Posted: 14:08:21 06/18/05 Sat
Author: The Rock
Subject: Pre-Match Words From...
In reply to: Hosted by Diamond Dallas Page 's message, "WrestleMania Countdown!" on 15:06:12 05/30/05 Mon

~The crowd goes WILD as The Rock stands backstage with The Coach.~

Coach: Rock, tonight you go one on with a legend. Tonight, you go one on one with a sixteen time World Heavyweight Champion. Tonight, you go one on one with�

~Rick interrupts him.~ Tonight you go one on one with The Rock�s boot you SUMBITCH! ~The crowd pops as Rock continues.~ The Rock knows� he damn well KNOWS� what he�s going up against. The Rock is going up against� Ric Flair� The Authority� Dynasty� JBL� The Hurricane� Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse, and AAAAAAAAALL those candy asses! But the fact of the matter is this� it doesn�t matter� AND THE ROCK MEANS� it doesn�t� matter who The Rock is going up against, because this is WRESTLEMAAAAANIA!

~The crowd then pops as Hollywood Hogan, Kevin Nash, and Scott Hall all walk into the picture, sporting old school black and white n.W.o shirts!~

Nash: Hey, it�s The Rock, come on guys!

Hall: Look, it�s the People�s Champ!

Hogan: Now this is my son�s favourite wrestler�

Nash: Probably your daughter�s too�

~Hall and Nash both snicker as Hogan narrows his eyes.~

Hogan: Come on, how about a shot? ~He pulls out a camera and hands it to Hall.~

Rock: A picture for your son� with The Rock?

~Hogan nods his head.~

Rock: You got it�

~They pose for the picture, and Hogan gets a big ass grin across his face.~

Hogan: So much for the People�s taste�

~All three start to laugh, especially Hall, who slaps his knee.~

~Rock raises the People�s eyebrow.~ What�d you just say? ~he cuts Hogan off as he goes to answer.~ Na na na na na� it doesn�t matta what you just said. You shouldn�t have said that, The Rock was being a man, a picture for your son, no problem. The Rock�ll tell you what you can do with that camera. You, chico, Razor Ramon� ~He mimics him.~ � You take that camera and you shine it up real nice� and then what you do is you give it to your big buddy, Big Daddy Cool, Diesel! HONK HONK� HONK! You turn it sideways, and then, you give it to him� you give it to Hogan. Hogan you take that camera, it�s already shined up, turned sideways, say your prayers and take your vitamins and stick it straight up AAAAAAAALL your Candy Asses!

~Rock then walks off the scene, leaving the New World Order behind staring him down as the fans chant �ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!~

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