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Subject: X Factor Wrap Party


Author:
Alex for Nox
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Date Posted: 10:13:41 12/14/04 Tue
I bet you’re all wondering what happened at the wrap party last night. Well I was there so all can be revealed. I have faithfully transcribed everything I saw and heard and hope this clears up any lingering doubts or confusion.

Scene: X-Factor Wrap Party
Posters of the finalists adorn the walls of the brightly lit room.
Buffet tables grown under the weight of finger food. White-suited waiters mill about carrying silver trays of champagne precariously balanced on out stretched fingers.
Simon and Steve are grinning like Cheshire cats. There’s a lot of back slapping going on.
Louis’s face is as sour as the dip he’s dunking his crudite into.
G4 are having yet another group hug.
Rowetta is crying. No one knows why, but no one really cares anymore.
Tabby’s guitar is hanging around his neck. Ozzy is trying to teach him how to play a G chord.
Kate Thornton is reading her notes.
Sharon returns from the ladies having adjusted her bra so that her chest is actually touching her chin.
The party goers drift together as Steve takes up the microphone.

Steve: Take a look at me nowooooow.
Sharon: Oh shut up Steve you conceited git
Simon: Now now Sharon, stop that. We’re not on camera now. You’ve done your job. Here, take this.
(Simon slips Sharon a brown envelope)
Jonathan: Hey, what’s in the envelope Simon?
Simon: It’s Sharon’s P45.
Sharon: Stuff you Simon, you’re just jealous because I had Tabby
Tall one from G4: I can vouch for that. I caught Sharon and Tabby behind the clothes rack in wardrobe…
Simon: Who the hell names their son after a cat anyway?
Fat one from G4: At least he’s got a name.
Jonathan: Don’t worry, I still love you.
Eyebrows: I thought you loved me!
Jonathan: (Crying) I love you both equally and I’ll never forget you when I’m a superstar and you’re back busking on the street. If I happen to be passing, I might even throw you a few pennies.
Tall one from G4: What about me?
(Louis spots an opportunity)
Louis: We’ll start a new group. We’ll call them Eastlife. What do you think?
Tall one from G4: Fantastic. Who else will be in it.
Louis: Well I hear Mark and Sam are looking for a deal and there’s always the former members of one true voice.
Tall One from G4: That smacks of desperation Louis.
Louis: Trust me it’ll be fine. We’ll cover the covers that Steve covers.
Tall one from G4: Super. Will we be number one by Christmas?
Rowetta: (Interrupting) I’m going to be number one at Christmas. I saw Simon signing something with my name on it. He said he’s going to put me where I belong. Simon knows I won’t let him down, he even said I was committed. What’s more he’s going to style me himself. I’ve got this jacket with arms that tie together at the back. How cool is that?
Simon: Hmmm, Rowetta, I think you and I need to have a little talk later.
(Rowetta starts to sob again. Everyone ignores her)

Jonathan: So Steve, did you really compare your girlfriend to a Volvo?
Steve: Yes. It could have been worse. I’m just grateful no one heard the bit about servicing, handling and load capacity.
Jonathan: When I’m a superstar, I’m going to have Ferraris, Aston Martins and a whole fleet of Rollers.
Steve: The only rollers you’ll need will be for you hair pretty boy
Jonathan: Oo get you!

(Simon sniffs the air and turns his nose up in disgust).
Simon: Can anyone smell anything?
Louis: Yes and it’s coming out of your mouth Simon.
Simon: Ewwwww, what on earth is that stuck to the bottom of my Cubans.
Sharon: Oh! Has anyone seen Mrs Trixi Woofit?
(Simon takes his shoes off to clean them)
Simon: (Muttering) Damn dog.
(Sharon notices Steve holding Mrs Trixi Woofit in a head lock)
Steve: Apologise for what you said about me or the pooch snuffs it.
Sharon: Mrs Trixi Woofit! Give her back to me now or I’ll set my husband on you.
Steve: Yeh, like I’m so scared.
Sharon: Ozzy. Ozzy. Get your lazy arse over here.
(Ozzy lumbers across to see what all the fuss is about)
Ozzy: **** *** ****** *** ** ******
Steve: But they still got away didn’t they?
Sharon: So you think you’re hard huh? If you don’t hand her over this instant, I’ll call Kelly and make her sing to you.
Steve: Okay, okay, have her back, anything but that.
(Steve hands back the whimpering pooch)
Sharon: There there my little diddums, Mummy’s precious baby. When I get you home we’ll lay on the bed together and I’ll stroke your tummy. You’d like that wouldn’t you?
Tabby: Oh yes.
Simon: Is he still here?
Sharon: Who said that?
Simon: Cooeee down here.
Sharon: Oh there you are.
Simon: I thought we’d got rid of the ‘Tabmeister’. Shouldn’t you be at home looking after your baby?
Tabby: 'e's not really me son. oi borrowed 'imself from central castin'. oi tart it wud make al' de mothers vote for me.
Simon: What did he say?
Kate: Search me.
Simon: My pleasure
Kate: Get your hands off me you filthy beast.
Eyebrows: Talking of beasts, do you think if I had a pet, it would show my sensitive caring side and make me more attractive to the ladies?
Sharon: Darling, how can I say this. It’s not the lack of a pet that’s the problem, it’s your umm… hairy appendage.
Jonathan: How did she know about that? Is there something you’re not telling me?
Eyebrows: But I’ve been plucking all day!
Ozzy ** ***** ****
Sharon: No dear, he said plucking.

(Kate extracts herself from Simon’s grasp and thrusts a microphone towards him)
Kate: So Simon, will you be offering G4 a recording contract?
Simon: What and risk competition to Il Divo. Do you think I’m mad?
Rowetta: Mad, did someone say mad? I’m mad me. Weeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Everyone: **** off Rowetta.
(Men in white coats appear and drag Rowetta away kicking and screaming)

Louis: This is all your fault Sharon. G4 were in with a chance if you’d kept your big mouth shut. Why did you do it?
Sharon: OK, OK I admit it. I lied to you all. I fancy the pants off Steve and by securing him those extra votes I ensured he owes me big time.
Steve: (Suspiciously) What do you mean ‘owe you’?
(Sharon makes a grab for Steve)
Sharon: Come here big boy and I’ll show you exactly what I mean.
(Steve runs screaming from the room and Tabby leaves in a huff)
Louis: Sharon how could you? We made a pact that we’d not let Simon win the competition at any cost.
Jonathan: Cost? Ha. Louis you poor deluded fool. That story about Steve was just a cover.
(Jonathan points at Sharon’s breasts)
Jonathan (Dramatically) What do you think’s holding those up – it sure isn’t gravity?
The rest of G4 in perfect harmony: Dum dum dum
Simon: Come on then. Show us what you’ve got Sharon.
(Jonathan and Sharon disappear under the table. Jonathan emerges with wads of fifty pound notes and Sharon emerges as an A cup.)
Fat one from G4: Wait a minute. How did you know about that Jonathan?
Jonathan: I too have been double crossing you. The moment our eyes met across the audition room, Sharon and I knew we were made for each other.
Eyebrows: But you said that about me Jonathan!
Jonathan: How could I have said that. It’s only recently I’ve been able to see your eyes.
Eyebrows: Oh you b****. I’m off
Fat One from G4: Wait for me
(The pair of them flounce out of the room)
Jonathan: Come on Sharon let’s leave these losers to it. You know that woman who won a piece of Simon’s lifestyle, I told her she’d have sleep with Simon before she could accept the prize. So you grab the keys to the Porsche. We’ve got a luxury holiday in Barbados waiting for us.
Simon (Genuinely bewildered) She said no to sleeping with me?
Jonathan. Oh she said yes all right but that was before I told her it was warts and all!
(Sharon and Jonathan leave hand in hand closely followed by Kate who is on her mobile making an urgent appointment with her gynaecologist)
Simon: Louis?
Louis: I’m sorry Simon, but you’ve become so distant and we hardly talk anymore. Our relationship isn’t what it used to be. Remember how you promised me faithfully that if I was horrible and nasty like you, I too would become a superstar. You lied to me. The public hate me. I wanted to get me own back so I told Jonathan about our uhh… little secret.
Louis: That does it. You’ll never work on X-factor again. I’m replacing you with someone who knows even less about music than you do.
(Simon disappears to make a call to Geri Halliwell. Louis and the Tall One from G4 make their way to the studios to start work on their single)


Afterword
That left me all alone surrounded by the remnants of the party. A poster of G4 swung loosely from a single drawing pin. Someone had torn out Eyebrows eyebrow and pasted it above Jonathan’s lip. A Steve poster was splattered with canapes where it had been used for target practice.

All was quiet until I heard someone coming towards me. This someone was singing in a voice so shrill that it was enough to make my ears bleed and dolphins die in agony.
“Tragedy. When the feeling's gone and you can't go on It's tragedy”
Robert Unwin entered beaming all over his face.”
“Hello Robert. What are you doing here?”
“You’ll never believe this Nox, but I’ve been with the production crew and they’ve wiped their hands of Cowell and co and want me to front a brand new show”
“That’s great Robert. What does it involve?”
“Chickens”
“You don’t say! What do you have to do?”
“Me and a couple of friends from Pickachick make a up a panel of judges and the chickens are brought in one by one to audition for us. We have to judge which is the best layer”
“Wow, sounds fantastic”
“Then the top ten go through to the final and the public vote for the one they like best”
“Sounds familiar. What’s it going to be called”
Robert made an oval sign in the air.
“The Eggs Factor”


Nox
http://www.survivor-online.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=846"

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Subject: evening :)


Author:
Laura
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Date Posted: 22:35:03 12/13/04 Mon

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Subject: Phantom of the Opera!


Author:
Alex
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Date Posted: 11:49:20 12/13/04 Mon
Go see it, it is fantastic!

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Subject: G4 's rendition of Radiohead's Creep


Author:
Alex
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Date Posted: 12:15:54 12/13/04 Mon
Absolutely bloody fantastic!

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Subject: when does the next big brother start


Author:
cindy
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Date Posted: 08:17:47 12/13/04 Mon
When does the big start

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Subject: cocky git!


Author:
Alex
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Date Posted: 21:54:36 12/11/04 Sat
not so laid back and 'shy' now is he?

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Subject: for alex


Author:
bren
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Date Posted: 01:19:13 12/12/04 Sun
have left you pm on old blue room

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Subject: wow the tag


Author:
bendy
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Date Posted: 23:52:09 12/11/04 Sat
will seem almost like 'home'

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Subject: just had to post it


Author:
bren
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Date Posted: 23:26:58 12/11/04 Sat
just had to post it hadnt checked celebdaq for days cos our room down

1 (1) brenhague2 306784 +171.61%
2 (2) sussan55 24974 +149.74%
3 (3) lesleyuk 835618 +68.01%
4 (4) PhoenixEB 643398 +38.27%
5 (6) totallyoriginal 13069 +30.69%
6 (5) AlexDS 920187 +22.28%
7 (8) Blueroomjon 10760 +7.60%
8 (7) CPie01 82617 -9.70%

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Subject: Blue Room


Author:
No name
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Date Posted: 22:42:40 12/11/04 Sat
What happend to the original site/

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Subject: Alex sweetie honey darling


Author:
Laura
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Date Posted: 18:27:52 12/11/04 Sat
can we lose the Ed pic please?

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Subject: booo! TOTAL FIX!


Author:
Alex
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Date Posted: 21:51:45 12/11/04 Sat
How long will it be before Steve trades in his Volvo for a racier model?

*kicks cat we haven't got yet*

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Subject: Come on G4!


Author:
Alex
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Date Posted: 16:31:47 12/11/04 Sat
YOU CAN DO IT!

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Subject: Happy Belated Birthday Laura


Author:
Alex
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Date Posted: 09:05:14 12/10/04 Fri
I'm sorry wasn't here yesterday, mad day, hope you had a good one! One special Dermot picture coming up

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Subject: Advertising my new site (sorry) I have done the same on the JT Site as well!


Author:
Michelle
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Date Posted: 15:50:34 12/09/04 Thu
Hi everyone I know I am being a bit naughty now But I hope to finishing off my website very soon - I think I told you all about it a while back. I was going to do it about world issues but some of the stories I was reading too upseting and I was making me depressed.

So I changed it to doing a planetarium. I am a poor student So I am only using GeoSites. I am hoping to set up an education area - ie tour of the planets etc but this is going to be more aimed at kids and those who know very little about space science so those of you who know a lot about space science and are budding astronomers may find that area a bit boring. But I am hoping to get sounds recorded from Joderal Bank to give you an idea about Radio Astronomy - my brother has done some research with them so it wouldn't be too hard.

I am also going to have a news area called discovery.

I also hope to have quizzes.

I am also hoping to have a gallery to show art work created by others of what they have seen through the night sky or what they envision of the future.

There will also be a section on Science Fiction.

The site will be linked to a forum - I am using a preset forum, which is hosted from another site, I couldn't be bothered downloading and creating the forum from scratch plus I think with the other items I am involved with I thought it might be too much work.

Anyway you can have a preview of my first page - sorry but it will say click to enter but you won't be able to go anywhere and my forum. But it has got a great picture of Mars.

http://uk.geocities.com/sol_planetarium/

http://www.aimoo.com/forum/freeboard.cfm?id=629228


Well you are all welcome to visit.

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Subject: Hi all


Author:
Susan
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Date Posted: 12:38:39 12/10/04 Fri
I don't like posting on here, so hope it works.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Laura

Also to Alex and Jon, you won't be able to pm me on tickle anymore as I have now left the site.

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Subject: JT Forum's Blue Room Coach and access to the site


Author:
gandalf
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Date Posted: 17:17:36 12/10/04 Fri
Alex and Blue Room members,

Re: "Big Brothel's BB5 & News forums are to become members only areas"

Your feedback is welcome about this. You might want to add it to the relevant thread as we want to involve everybody in the final decision. As it was already stated in the announcement this measure is only on a trial basis and everybody is welcome to add their comments... included guests.

Feedback on this idea is welcome on this thread HERE. http://www.jtforum.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5018&get=last#46993

On another note, as Alex is aware by the personal messages we have been exchanging during the previous few days, but perhaps some of your members aren't, JT forum is happy to lend you a hand while you sort out the problems with your server for as long as you need it.

It has been brought to my attention that for some odd reason some of the Blue Room members think they're not wanted on here and it seems "all hell's broken out" because of it.

Let me clarify this....

Access to the site is free for all. We even set up this area for Blue Room members to be open to guests to post without becoming members, because they need to use the site while the Blue Room is down. We don't want people forced to become members. Far from it.


Our moderator group have discussed ways to solve some issues CONCERNING JT FORUM AND ITS MANAGEMENT and possible ways to address them. We decided to run a trial period were some of our more popular forums where only accessible to members. This was decided almost two weeks ago and has NOTHING to do with the present situation at Blue Room. We are encouraging everybody to have a say about it and helping in deciding what's the best solution for JT Forum... even guests that might be affected by this decision. The thread in question is open to comments by guests. >> thread HERE

http://www.jtforum.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5018&get=last#46993


We are and have always been friendly and accomodating to the needs of Blue Room and its members.
And that's the way we intend to carry on.

We are happy about you using the forum resources, requesting technical advice about sorting problems with the common software behind running the site... or any other queries or suggestions you might want to submit to us.

The Administration of Blue Room requested a subforum to be created for them while sorting the problems. We created it as soon as this was requested.. and we have being offering advice since then on how to sort out the problem.



I hope this clear this matter for once and all.



gandalf on behalf of JT Forum moderator group

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Subject: Lee Williams - TSK!


Author:
Alex
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Date Posted: 16:59:21 12/10/04 Fri
Found out name of the tv thriller he was in Laura, it was called 'No Night is Too Long'(ooer!) and WHERE did I find it? Celebrity Nude Database! Oh the shame of it! *fans face*

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Subject: Alex, i love you


Author:
Laura
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Date Posted: 16:47:10 12/10/04 Fri
sometimes

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Subject: bye for now


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bren
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Date Posted: 13:29:29 12/10/04 Fri
well must dash so busy this time of year catch you all laters

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Subject: Celeb BB news


Author:
Jon
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Date Posted: 12:56:37 12/10/04 Fri
reports are becoming more likely that Pete Doherty IS in fact confirmed for the show now.

(god knows how that will pan out)

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Subject: for rose


Author:
bren
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Date Posted: 15:19:23 12/09/04 Thu
hi rose missed your post this morning re pictures I just followed jons instructions rose



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Subject: right. i have 3 bits of birthday cake left - who wants one?


Author:
Laura
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Date Posted: 14:49:56 12/09/04 Thu
going... going...

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Subject: just seeing if I can post a pic


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bren
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Date Posted: 09:08:57 12/09/04 Thu
http://www.animationlibrary.com/Animation11/Holidays/Winter_holidays/christmas_bunny.gif

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  • pic -- No name, 09:10:23 12/09/04 Thu
  • HI b ren -- Rose, 09:20:19 12/09/04 Thu

Subject: test


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No name
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Date Posted: 09:18:01 12/09/04 Thu

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Subject: for Rose


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Jon
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Date Posted: 16:25:01 12/08/04 Wed













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Subject: how horrible and self obsessed are they out of jungle?


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Alex
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Date Posted: 22:17:30 12/08/04 Wed
and dont you just want to feed Sheila to the crocs?

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Subject: From michelle


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Michelle
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Date Posted: 01:02:20 12/09/04 Thu
Just me saying hello!

I was just wondering about the problems you have been having - well I have been creating a website, started to do it on issues but I was getting too depressed with all the reports I was reading so I decide to obstain from it and I am doing a planetarium type site.

All I am using is (because I am broke and can't afford to buy one) is GeoSites to do the educational tour and news items. Then I am linking it to a site that runs forums rather than me creating all the codes - to be honest I couldn't be bothered downloading YABB or some other programme and then uploading lots files, too fiddly for me and I am too lazy heheh! Instead all I have to do is click on to my already made up forum change the colours and indicate the topics I want.

If you are still having problems with these guys running your site then I recommend looking at these ready made forum sites. Yes they may have pop ups and advertising but it is free. It might be worth a thought any how.

Only problem you may have is bandwith - with my site I am not expecting a lot of visitors.

Also if you decide to keep your server and site the way it is I would recommend you having a back up place just in case and make sure every new users knows about it. So if it goes down they will know were to go.

Any way the sites you could look up to hijack a free board is

http://www.hyperboards.com/index.html
http://www.aimoo.com/
http://www.proboards.com/index.html
http://www.conforums.com/index.html

I went for aimoo because they had a chat area and it seemed a big community - but to be honest I think I jumped the gun because I like the look of hyperboards and conforums.

Oh well!

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Subject: no mention of charities still


Author:
Laura
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Date Posted: 22:24:36 12/08/04 Wed
mind you they announce amounts quite a bit later don't they?

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Subject: anyone been watching


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Jon
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Date Posted: 22:18:53 12/08/04 Wed
Im an aussie?

loads more entertaining...lol

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Subject: ITV" 10.20 I'm an Aussie


Author:
Alex
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Date Posted: 22:19:29 12/08/04 Wed
They got Aussies to live in the jungle and test out the trials, though I don't recall the bush tucker trial where a pint of sperm was dumped on some guy's head?

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Subject: I'm A Celeb - behind the scenes programme


Author:
Laura
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Date Posted: 21:57:39 12/08/04 Wed
an enlightening prog!!

very interesting to see what they're like once back in the media spotlight. and most of them are tossers.

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Subject: Hating vic, liking sophie's bf


Author:
Alex
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Date Posted: 22:01:26 12/08/04 Wed
plus she actually seemed genuinely glad to see him not acting for camera

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Subject: Nancy should be seen and NEVER heard


Author:
Alex
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Date Posted: 22:04:55 12/08/04 Wed
she makes Jade sound the Queen

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Subject: Evening


Author:
CPie
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Date Posted: 21:34:47 12/08/04 Wed
Unfortunately I've found this place too ;-)

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Subject: This Forums Advent


Author:
Rose
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Date Posted: 13:56:25 12/08/04 Wed
Hopefully this will work - if not HO HO HO

[img]http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_2_73.gif[/img]

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