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Date Posted: 17:16:39 07/14/02 Sun
Author: CQ for The Sane Ones
Subject: The Sane Ones' Slumber Party with Harm
In reply to: CQ 's message, "Snowed in with Harm: What will the teams do??" on 17:15:12 07/14/02 Sun

"Welcome to The Sane Ones first slumber party, ladies!" exclaimed Captain Crosby with a big smile on her face. "Thanks for being so readily available. Cocktails anyone?" With that, Crosby started dishing out some refreshing drinks for her new friends....

How did she get all seven of her teammates over to her place so easily, you ask?

Let�s see, Crosby, taking full advantage of Luoodles� newly doped up persona, was able to coerce her into revealing some of the "making of the Mission chapters 1-562" secrets folder where that little magician in training, Cecilia, was last seen playing with her POOFing skills.

In fact, the members of the HB community are still reeling from the tragic events that sent poor Dancer and Heather into clinical treatment�-as if being trampled by dopey, drooling dogs and scaring up a woody wood pecker hair-do wasn�t enough, right when the dynamic duo were to have found Shangri La, Cecilia, that crazy Brit hussy, POOFed them away! Can you believe THAT??? SHEESH!....poor things......(side note: The Sane Ones send their regards to Dancer and Heather�Get well soon, girls...)

Back to Cros. Well, you see, Crosby wanted to get everyone together in person for a girl�s night out�-ideally, a night with Harmkins�-but she settled with a movie night at her house watching that sexy hunk of a man on TV. So, she ventured on a path to POOFing her team mates one by one to the first Sane Ones slumber party....no matter that CG was washing her hair, Lu was washing her dog, and Kris L was washing her CENSORED....Cros just sorta couldn�t control that part of it yet, but brought them all over to Chateau Crossy anyways.....Of course, they did have time to grab themselves a Harm-ful tape.... Onto the story.....

"Oh Lu! You brought this and this and oh hubba hubba that and even CBS� version of TRWL," Crosby teased. Lu, looking quite pleased, clutched her copied version of TRWL and skipped to the goodies table (yes, Cros stocked up on Snickers for her Luoodles).

"OMG", yelled CG, "It�s starting to SNOW�-in July�-in California?!?!?!?!?!"

"Umm YESSS!" snapped Sarahsue. "Don�t you know that this is OUR challenge and we have creative license to do WHATEVER we want, including a snowstorm in July in California?!"

CG nodded her head, "OK, Sarahsue...then I want creative license to have Harm all to myself all night long....."

"Only on your birthday there, wild woman," snickered Luoodles.

"OK fellow DOLs and DYLs, it�s time for our Harm-athon...Up first is porno-hair season 1...and then we�ll have hunky blue shirts...flying suits...jeans...no shirts...boxers...suits...and that CANDLE SCENE..."

OY! THUD

"Yup. That�s our captain folks," sighed Chelsea as she got the VCR rolling.....

Meanwhile, Kris L found the blankets and passed them out....CG was stuffing her mouth full marshmallows preparing for, well, you just guess what she�d be preparing for...Lucia was getting fourths on drinks....Jenn was cuddling up to her blow up Harm doll (or is that blow Harm doll? lol oops. j/k)--Sarahsue was last seen putting on makeup for her evening--ahem--in front of Harm...and there was Luoodles, drinking her break-out-of-RL drink of club soda and lime patiently awaiting the show..she�s such a party animal, folks...

"Let the evening BEGIN ALREADY NARATOR!!!" said a frustrated Chelsea...

OH! I get the HINT.....

The snow was gently topping the trees outside...and it got darker...and colder...and harder...and heavier�-I�M TALKING ABOUT THE SNOW HERE PEOPLE--...and later...and later...

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On the floor, KrisL tossed and turned, shivering in the cold. As she drifted into a restless sleep, images of Harm began to dance through her head. Seriously, they were dancing. The cha-cha. Harm was trying to tell her that dancing would keep them warm. He held out his hand to her and she rose slowly.

"But I don't know HOW to cha-cha!" she wailed.

Harm just grinned and replied, "Ok, how about a tango, then?" She was feeling warmer already, but, just as they were about to drift into one another's arms the scene changed and she found herself sitting across from Harm on a huge iceberg. It was VERY cold! Poor Harm was shivering! And she didn't even want to THINK about what was happening to poor Commander Winkie, being so close to that ice!

"Whaatttt aaareee wwwweeee gggooiinngg ttooo ddooo?" Harm stuttered through his chattering teeth.

KrisL just smiled a seductive little smile and opened the huge bag that had appeared at her side. Gazing at Harm through half-lowered lids, she reached into the bag and pulled out.....two balls of yarn and some knitting needles??

"We're going to knit some blankets to keep us warm!" she said enthusiastically. Harm raised his eyebrows. "Hey, if it's good enough for Cary Grant, it's good enough for you!" KrisL sighed.

"KrisL, what�s that noise....." Just her luck, here she was, stuck in her very own dream, all alone with Harm, and all her subconscious could come up with was this?

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Sarahsue was having a Harmy dream of her own...."Wow Harm, look at all that snow out there! I just LOVE snow, don�t you???? Why, we may be stuck here for DAYS all alone...Whatever shall we do entertain ourselves?"

Harm looked over at Sarahsue, gave her that devastating smile of his, and said, "Whatever you want to, beautiful."

Hmmm, she�d have to think about this. Snowed in, all alone, with Harm. "Well, there�s something I�ve ALWAYS wanted to do with you, if I ever got you alone," Sarahsue finally admited.

"Oh yeah, just what would that be?" Harm enquired.

"I�d like to ask you just WHY you�ve never asked Mac out on a date! C�mon, the sexual tension between the two of you is soooo obvious. Ever since the two of you met I�ve been waiting for you to ask her out!"

Harm was looking a bit mystified now. "Wait, we�re alone and snowed in and you want to talk about Mac???? I�m sure you can come up with a better fantasy that THAT."

"Yes, yes, we�ll get to me later. Believe me, I�ve got TONS of fantasies about you. First though I want to know what the problem is with you telling Mac how you feel about her. C�mon, you�re an adult, can�t you admit when you�ve fallen for her?"

"Sarahsue, the only woman I see right now is you. I don�t want to talk about Mac, I want to talk about you. Better yet, let�s not talk." He gave her that slow smile again that just melted her heart.

"Oh, uhh, Harm, ahh, what the heck, Mac�s not here and who am I to argue?"

With that, Harm took Sarahsue in his arms. "Oh Harmy...." she moaned. His head lowered towards hers. Just as their lips were about to meet, Harm raised his head....

"Sarahsue, what�s that noise....."

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"Oh Harm. Oh Harm. Oh H�" CG whispered.

"What is it that you would like to do to keep warm, my beautiful," answered Harm.

"Well you can just keep doing what you�re doing Harmkins," said CG in her most seductive voice.

"Ok then. I�ll finish painting your toe nails....Would you like the green sparkles for the other foot?"

Oh yes, she thought, Harmkins all buffed and bronzed and just the thought of him holding her nekkid foot made HER warm....isn�t that the point to this dream???

Just when Harmkins� soft hand placed her left foot on the floor and leaned across her leg�-no, thigh�-no, pelvis-�yes....just when Harmkins started leaning toward her pelvis, he broke, "CG, what�s that noise....."

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Jenn�s dreams drifted towards someplace nice and warm. "Ahhh, Harmy, I�m sure Crosby wouldn�t mind if we made use of her hot tub. C�mere...."

"Oh Jenn, you have the BEST ideas," Harm cooed. "I�m sooo cold. Who knew it�d SNOW in California in July??? I�m afraid I�m terribly underdressed for this kind of weather."

"Don�t worry Harm, you won�t need clothes for what I�m thinking of." Jenn and Harm reached the hot tub. "Here Harm, let me help you with these pesky clothes....."

Just as Jenn was getting to the good stuff�-about to unleash CW from hell--Harm stopped her, "Jenn, what�s that noise......"

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Drifting in and out of consciousness and remembering how sexy Harm was in Surface Warfare at the ball, Lucia imagined herself in a beautiful evening gown. She looked around, ahh, there he was, her Prince Charming. "Oh Harmy, here I am!" she called.

"Lucia, darling, I�ve been looking everywhere for you!" Harm exclaimed. "Our dinner�s ready and I didn�t want it to get as cold as it is outside." Harm led her over to a candlelit table. "I can�t believe you cooked all this for us and still had time to look as beautiful as you do," Harm complimented. "Of course, you�re beautiful to begin with."

"Oh Harm, you really know how to flatter a girl," Lucia giggled. "I think I deserve a reward for all this. C�mere Harm I WANT YOU.....�

As his lips lowered to hers, she suddenly felt her stomach drop as he said, "Lucia, what�s that noise....."

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Chelsea was enjoying this snowed in thing. "Harm, lets play poker, STRIP poker," she suggested with a giggle.

"I should warn you, I�m a HORRILBE poker player, Chelsea."

"Oh, not to worry, I�m not that good either," Chelsea confided with a smile....

Pretty soon, Chelsea had won everything but Harm�s boxers. "I thought you said you weren�t any good at this," Harm complained.

"I guess I�m just lucky tonight or something," Chelsea confided wide-eyed. "Oh gee, I guess my royal flush beats your three of a kind. Hand over those boxers, big boy...."

As Harm�s hand was reaching for his waistband, Chelsea was waiting with baited breath.....

To her chagrin Harm stopped! "Chelsea, what�s that noise....."

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Thoughts swirled in Luoodles� head...oh that kiss...my favorite kiss...knocking the boots of Mac...wish it was me...

"Oh my pretty little Luoodles, you have someone who will always love you....."

"And you have someone that loves YOU..." thought a goosebumped Lu.

"Oh are you getting a little chill?" Harm simply asked. "This ought to warm you right up....."

Yes, kiss me, kissme, kiss me kiss me KISS ME!!!!!

Luoodles and Harmkins were swapping spit and Harm suddenly stopped, "Luoodles, what�s that noise......"

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CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

Seven sleepy, cranky looking faces look up and to see Crosby....

"Gosh, did I wake you?" With a smirk, she put down the cow bell.

"I was just trying to make Lu feel more at home...lol...time for breakfast! By the way, is it just me or is it warm in here?"

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