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Date Posted: 17:18:22 07/14/02 Sun
Author: CQ for the Hookers
Subject: HornyHaremClosetRaidingHarmStrippers
In reply to: CQ 's message, "Snowed in with Harm: What will the teams do??" on 17:15:12 07/14/02 Sun

It was HOT! Hot, hot, hot, hot and hot and at the old mansion that served as the super duper secret HHCRHS headquarters the air was stifling and little was stirring.

How hot was it?

It was so hot that the Harmy Hookers were lying around headquarters not even getting up to answer the phone. Conversation was non-existent. LKA had quit wringing out her bra and just hung the dripping garment over the doorknob. In fact all of the HHCRHS�s bras were hanging over various doorknobs. They had stripped so far down, there was little left for them to take off should the chance arrive. Even the offer of Double Dutch Chocolate Chip ice cream with fudge sauce and chocolate sprinkles didn�t get a response.

They paid little attention to a vaguely familiar buzzing sound overhead. Soon there was a little tap-tap-tap at the door. No Hooker felt like moving, so Mommy Mannette tiredly said, �Come on in, the door�s open.�

�Ladies,� said a warmly familiar voice and those piercing blue-green eyes peaked around the door. �Are you gals okay? Is it too hot for you?�

�Oh if it wasn�t before, it sure is now,� Cece gasped and Harmy Hookers all over the headquarters suddenly came to attention.

�Harm!� CharS exclaimed, �What are you doing here?�

"All of the other teams formed an alliance and they thought they could outsmart the HHCRHS by trying to poof themselves and me to some new island called HWTDIWEOTT, T, FI (Harm wants to do it with everyone on Teams 2, 3 and 4 island)." He explained. "But since that island is still in the 'dream on stage' it didn't work and they poofed themselves to an iceberg instead and I was able to escape from the closet."

"An iceberg! How fitting," Leah said. "That's a cold bunch of women"

"Poor Harmy, you could get frostbite just thinking about sleeping with them."

�Can we get you something cool to drink. We know it�s hot, but a cool drink will help,� Cathy said.

�Actually, I have come to help you gals,� Harm said. �I came here in Sarah. I have re-enforced your seats on the wings, and even brought goggles and face protectors so no more bugs in the teeth. So lets go somewhere cool.�

The HornyHaremClosetRaidingHarmStripper jumped into their official �Flying with Harm Red Jumpsuits� and scarves and raced to Sarah.

Ladies no arguing over seating!! Mommy Manette, as your leader gets to sit close to me on the right side and CeCe closest on the left because she makes those beautiful Collages. The rest we will be seat alphabetically. And we are off to Sergei's cabin in the Urals of Russia.

The air was crisp and cool around the cabin and the HHCRHS and Harmy sat eating chocolate, drinking margaritas and chatting.

Harm "I have to thank you HHCRHS again for getting me out of that chastity
belt. What a nightmare!"

CharS " Oh, Harm it was nothing. We would do anything to keep you and CW safe and happy.

Manette "Yeah and I have my meat tray handy just in case."

As the evening progresses, the wind suddenly picked up to a shriek, and the temperature seemed to plummet. Before anyone knew what happened, three feet of snow and ice dropped on the cabin.

�What happened?� Minnie asked.

�Oh my gosh!� Cathy exclaimed. I bet it was those HWTDIWEOTT, T, FI �wannabes'. They never have learned to poof properly. Instead of poofing themselves to Harm, they poofed their snow and ice.�

It�s their own fault, � Mommy Mannette said, �They�ve gone mad with Poof Power.�

�You mean we�re snowed in?� Cindy asked. �What will we do?�

Leah "Let's not panic after all we're here with OFC and we must keep him safe, warm and entertained.�

�Should we play Tiddlie Winkies.� CharS asked.

All of the Hookers raced toward Harm to be the first one up with the Tiddlie CW. � I've got it - No! I've got it!� they said scrambling over each other.

�This reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere,� Harm laughed, �No Tiddle Winkie this time.�

�I know, lets sing the Loverly song,� LKA said. Then all the Hookers started singing:

Wouldn't it be loverly (Tune: from My Fair Lady )

All we want is a room somewhere
Cuddled close to our Harmy bare
Running our fingers through his hair
Oh wouldn't it be loverly?

Lots of coffee, and choc to eat
No screaming kids running round our feet
No noise, no stress, just sweet
Oh wouldn't it be loverly?

Oh so loverly sitting abso-blooming-lutely still
We�d not budge till we had to pay the bill

Hours of chatting with OFC
And adoring Cmdr Winkie
It sounds like bliss to me
Oh, wouldn't it be loverly? (loverly)
(loverly -- loverly)
Wouldn't it be loverly?

�That was wonderful Ladies,� Harm said applauding as the lights flickered and went out.

�I think the power�s gone, Cece said.

Harm "You know the temp is going to drop so if we don't share body heat we're risking Hypothermia.

Minnie "Harm you're so Macho!"

Harm "Not Macho, just practical. It�s either that or share with Mrs. Bingo.�

LKA "We'll make a tight circle around him and keep him and us warm with our body heat.

Harm "Ok but no pulling on my leg. It's still sore from that crazy lady Judi! She's probably the one responsible for poofing the snow and ice here!"

�Okay, everyone feel your way to Harm, � Cindy said.

�Yes, let us warm you up,�

All of the HHCRHS converged on Harm as they all piled on and around him. Sounds of �hey that's not harm you're trying to touch there,� and �watch where your hands go,� was heard as the Harmy Hookers and their OFC settled down to wait out the mis-poofed blizzard. One by one the HHCRHS and Harm dropped off to sleep.

The next morning:

LKA slowly came awake. She was aware of something kissing her ear. �Ohhh, ummmh, Harm,� she said drowsily. The kissing turned into slurps and she came awake. �Prancer, stop that,� she said to the terrier puppy nuzzling her ear. �I�ll let you out.� Boy what a dream she thought as she staggered to the back door to let all of the dogs out.

Cathy came into the kitchen just as the coffee finished. �I had the best Harm dream last night,� she told LKA.

�So did I,� Mommy Mannette said.

�Well I dreamed we were snowed in Sergi�s cabin,� CharS said

�I did too!� Leah exclaimed.

�So did I,� the other HHCRHS chimed in.

�That�s weird,� LKA said.

�Yea, by the way, this coffee is great! Who set it up last night,� Minnie asked.

�Look,� Cindy said in a whisper pointing at the fridge. There on the refrigerator was a note:

My dearest HornyHaremClosetRaidingHarmStrippers,

Had the loveliest time yesterday. After your body heat melted the snow, you all looked so peaceful sleeping, I did not want to wake to come home. So I put you in Sarah and brought you here. Set up your coffee for you and bagels are in the Fridge.

All my love,
Harm

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