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"The Island"

Welcome to "The Island," the archive of Survivor: The Harmyboard. Each week I'll post the previous week's challenges and responses here, for posterity's sake.

The Harmyboard

hey, can I get in on this game? -- LtAbbyCowen, 17:50:13 11/08/02 Fri
please?? *puppy dog eyes*

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Snowed in with Harm: What will the teams do?? -- CQ, 16:15:12 07/14/02 Sun
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- The Sane Ones' Slumber Party with Harm -- CQ for The Sane Ones, 16:16:39 07/14/02 Sun
- HornyHaremClosetRaidingHarmStrippers -- CQ for the Hookers, 16:18:22 07/14/02 Sun
- The Pointer Sisters -- CQ for the Pointer Sisters, 16:22:31 07/14/02 Sun
- Harm's Lucky Charms -- CQ for the HLC, 16:39:47 07/14/02 Sun
New revised rules -- CQ, 15:29:04 06/28/02 Fri
Ok, here they are...

1) Since this is really too much for one person to handle, I've hired an assistant producer. (Hey, Jeff Probst has a whole production team!!) So say hello to The Kept (harmychallenge@hotmail.com), the keeper of my sanity. (And that is a full time job, or very easy job, depending on how you look at it) She and I hammered out the rest of these details late last night.

2) Because of the way the team aspect of the game took off, and in light of the wonderful team responses to the Immunity Challenge, Survivor has been revamped into a team sport. The challenges will be answered as a team, voting will occur as a team, and a team will win. (Hey, with 11 days and only 8 team members, I'm sure you'll find plenty of alone time with Harm.)

3) The play: Each Monday morning, one of us will post the new Challenge. We will also email it to the team captains so they can start coordinating their team's efforts. Anyone else is free to post their answer under the original post. On Friday night a new post will appear for the answers to the challenge. All answers must be in by midnight, CDT Saturday night. (Allowances will be made for extreme circumstances)

4) The voting: Each team will decide which answer they like the best--you cannot vote for yourself. We will each cast our own vote as well. All votes must be in by Tuesday (this allows time for you to focus on the new challenge) and will be tallied. Each team will retain the individual points they receive, and the team with the most points will win one more point.

5) At the end of the summer, all the points will be tallied and the team with the most points will win Harm for 11 days. What they do with him is their business.

6) To keep things active on the board, there will be a daily challenge, just for fun. No points will be awarded for answers, and once again anyone is free to reply.

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The Second Challenge -- CQ, 00:09:39 06/08/02 Sat
Greetings, castaways!! I've enjoyed listening, er reading your conversations about what to name your teams. In fact, I'm going to archive them over at The Island. Some of them might even show up in this week's ep...

After everyone has answered the challenge, we'll vote off the first castaway. I'll explain that a little more indepth tomorrow evening, but I'll clarify a few things here. 1) If you don't reply to this challenge, you cannot be voted off. (However, this doesn't mean that you can just ignore it so you stay on The Island...) 2) Even those who are voted off can still "play along at home." What this means is you can post your answer to each new challenge even though you're not "playing" anymore. The point of the game is for everyone to have fun, not to alienate half the board.

Now for the challenge. The first was a simple one, this is a little different. I fully expect Team 1 to be shouting Trench Coat!! and Team 3 to be yelling Boxers!! Don't disappoint me ladies!!

Harm�s maid dyed all of his clothes pink, and he needs to go shopping. What outfit would you pick out for Harmy? Make it good, extra points if you can provide pictures.

A loin cloth???? Hey Harmykins watch out for that breeze!!!! (NT) -- Windchime feeling VERY naughty due to lack of sleep,

BTW how do we do pictures on here??? someone email me directions please (NT) -- Windchime again now its off to dreamland see ya'll in the morning,

--You have a picture of Harmy in a loin cloth??? I'm sure someone will be more than happy to assist you in posting it... (NT) -- CQ--just don't let them see it before they help you, or it'll be a lost cause!!,

Medium tight very faded jeans--tight enough for a great "rear" view, but not so tight that CW doesn't have any "wiggle" room, white button down oxford cloth Brooks Brothers shirt, forest green cashmere crew neck sweater, well broken in leather flight jacket, hiking boots if it's winter. Summer, keep the jeans, tucked in polo shirt in a soft medium green color just snug enough to be interesting, topsiders, no socks. Or he could just keep wearing his flightsuit so we could play with all the zippers!!! LOL! (NT) -- CM>^.,.^<,

--ohhhhh Harm in tight blue jeans faded in all the right spots... or playing zipper tag with Harm... this game could get dangerous! (NT) -- CQ,

Actually the prefered attire for OFC would be birthday suit, however that is un-suitable for RL. So, picture this: snug jeans (faded in appropriate locations), un-tucked black silk shirt with top few buttons unbuttoned, pair of docksiders. (NT) -- CharS,

--Hey CharS- I didn't see you up here. What is it about those black shirts? What do you think of the name the HornyHaremClosetRaidingHarmStrippers? We need to hear from the rest of the team.. (NT) -- manette- I will get you CharS- just cause I was gone all day yesterday you managed to weasel out of the captain thing. Just wait...,

----Nah,Nah, na Nah na!!---lolol!!!!!!! (NT) -- CharS--Love It!!!! You're the bluest Manette!!!,

--CharS I agree with you about the birthday suit - so much so I posted a picture below -- and it only took me 3 times -- I was too busy drooling!!! (NT) -- CindyB,

Why does Harm need clothes? I though our theme was the right to bare Harm? (Team members - will be UA for another day at least. Family friend died) (NT) -- LKA,

Okay lets think logically here!! The Maid has dyed all his clothes pink?? His uniform is dry clean only!!! Inside this may take a while!!!

The Uniform is Safe for the Hands of the Maid so he has clothes enough to go shopping.

If the rest of his clothes are pink we need outfits for all occassions!! (hey this is like playing dress-up with Barbie!!)

Outfit for kicking back at home: tight fit Faded blue jeans, Pale Blue (possibly Burgundy) sleeveless t-shirt and a chambrey blue shirt on the top of said t-shirt but not done-up. sleeves rolled just above elbows.
(He can go commando if he wishes!!)
Accessories: NONE!! No belt!! No socks!! No Shoes!!!

Outfit for quite drink with the guys: Blue Jeans from above, white T-shirt like the one worn under uniform.
Leather Flight Jacket is chilly!!!
Accessories: pair of aviator sunglasses, belt!!
Shoes: Boots of some descriprion.

Outfit for quiet night with Mac: Black Jeans fitted as before, Black shirt top two buttons open untucked at waist.
Shoes: (Depends on location)His Place: None Mac's: Black Boots

Outfit for Informal party: Black Suit Armani(SP?), Black shirt, no tie, just top two buttons undone. If tie required it would have to plain single colour!!
Shoes: Black shoes!!
Accessories: Black Socks!! Black Belt!! Mac hanging off right arm!!

Housework: Black Silk Boxers with love hearts on!!

Yardwork / cleaning car: Blue Jeans faded well fitting. No shirt so the girlies can enjoy the view.
Shoes: Trainers!!

Bed: ME!!!!--Em-jay

--and for when it's time to play dress up Luke skywalker Jedi outfit complete with BOB........I mean Lightsabre!!! (NT) -- Em-jay oooooooooooh am I having fun with this!!!!,

I'm with you, Em-Jay, I've been saying for *ages* DJE would make a great Jedi in a Star Wars movie, but his George Lucas never returns my calls (NT) -- Heather (this is NOT my answer),

Jacket from the dress whites, open, hit cover, and nothing else......oh,man, the things I could do....ahem...ok, so that probably won't work. My SECOND choice would be.....ooh, that black shirt, open at the collar, and tight pants, I don't care what kind as long as they are easy to get into....er, off...YOU know what I mean! (NT) -- KrisL.,

--Well, duh....that should say HIS cover.....must have gotten too excited..... (NT) -- KrisL.,

I'm with Kris on the black shirt, open at the collar. As for pants, definitely the ones from TRWL so that we can find out for sure whether our Commander goes Commando in those! (NT) -- CG,

Team one we have a problem. I can provide pictures, but I have to rely on enemy judi from team 3. She hosts my pics. Hmmm...wonder if I could pull one over on her??? My choice would be open neck black shirt, black pants, black soft leather jacket ooooooooooooooohhhhhh. However, he is SOOOOOOO hot in that wonderful overcoat (trench coat is a misnomer) he wore in AP. I also love him in a dark, well cut suit with crisp white shirt and dark tie. What to choose? ok..the first one... (NT) -- Cece(cheering "Harmstrips, Harmstrips!!! Yeahhhh!!!! We're number ONE!!) Not sure that's our name though...LOL.,

--OH yes, Cec-he is so wonderful in all that black! and the suit! and the overcoat!! We need layers so when the HarmStrips it will last longer... (NT) -- manette--we Are number one!! Yea for the HornyHaremClosetRaidingHarmStripping team or whatever our name is..,

----That's IT manette!!! Let's call oursleves the HornyHaremClosetRaidingHarmStrippers..or the HHCRHS for shorts. Wait a minute, if you try to say that is sounds like HOOKERS!!!!! :LOL! (NT) -- Cece..wondering about the manette as our captain....,

------ROTFLM6O!!!! Love it, great minds think alike, cause I just posted something similar down below!!! (NT) -- Leah,

--------I like that. too--HHCRHS and the pronunciation is perfect cause at heart we are all just HOOKERS for HARM- -sort of an outreach program--'cept he wouldn't have to pay us (NT) -- manette- when did I get to be captain?? Help..,

----------Does that make me the PIMPMASTER? (NT) -- manette- maybe not- that just sounds like I'm good at wetting my drawers...

Sigh... I want to post that picture that Brigitte did in that collage a while back. Sigh... It's on the left hand side and he's got his hat on. It's just of his head. And he's LOOKING right at us. Oh I just LOVE that picture. Oh pittapat. Here. Let me see if I can figure out how to put Brigitte's collage inside. ROTFLOL!! Hold on to your hats boys and girls! Oh SHOOT! I can't do it. But.. it's on the HarmyXTRA board in archive three. It says Judi's favorite beside it and it was done by Brigitte. It's the pic on the left of the collage. CQ Do I at least get a half point (NT) -- for directing people TO the picture??????? Luoodles Oh yeah. And that's how I want him dressed. NO.. get your minds out of the gutter. NOT just in a hat! LOL! Dress Whites

Team one I too love the name HHCRHS and vote for Manette to be our captain!!! I love the look on his face in this picture and his leg crossed over his knee - yummmmmmy!!!! (NT) -- CindyB

--Hey CindyB!! good to hear from another teammate. It seems like HHCRHS is gaining momentum- (NT) -- manette-rollin',rollin'rollin'-YEEHAW

----Hi Manette!!! we definitely have the momentum of HHCRHS's!!! I'm trying to answer this challenge but I have this picture of him without clothes and who wants to cover him back up. LOL (NT) -- CindyB,

Cloths???? Just keep him from work, and from every other event that needs cloths. Who needs cloths with him anyway? I'll do without... and so can he! Otherwise: For the office we'll get him at least his Dress Blues and Dress Whites ( to impress Mac), out of work, and to dinner or something ( still need to eat afterall): button down shirt, black, top buttons open, black TIGHT jeans.... And for the fancy occassions: Dark suit, dark shirt ( pref. dark blue or black), lighter colored tie ( still need to 'pull him in')... (NT) -- CB, I don't think he needs cloths... just keep him in

He looks really good in the wetsuit I have as wallpaper on my PC, I wouldn't mind if he wondered around in that all the time. It fits in all the right places too!!! LOL!! (NT) -- Em-Jay

How'd you hear about his clothes turning pink? I was doing Harm�s laundry just like I do every week when he came in wearing a red shirt. I�d just put on a load of whites when he grabbed me and said, �I must have you now, manette.� As I ripped off his clothes that red shirt accidentally fell into the washer and the rest is history. Days later when he could bear to let me go, we noticed that all of his clothes were pink so that�s why he went shopping wearing pink boxers under tight jeans and a red shirt with no buttons-ooh and the sleeves were rolled up so his forearms and wrists showed� (NT) -- manette-I love a man with wrists

--Manette - how many man do you know without wrists? (NT) -- CG

----Hey...no dissing our captain!!! LOL. I could tell you a thing or two about YOUR captain...but I am WAYYY too kind to tell tales on Cros. (NT) -- Cece.....but I can show you pictures.....!!!! (threats against other teams? Is that kind of intimidation allowed? )

------I wasn't dissing Manette - I swear! But it was just soooo hard to resist commenting on the wrist thing. LOL! (NT) -- CG

------EXCUUUUUSE MEEEEE, miss. Did you say something? Don't worry CG. She's not so scary... (NT) -- I have a photo I can post for this...it's not Harm, but it will do...Captain Cros

------Get her, Cece!! I think threats against other teams should be encouraged. In fact, I have a few bombs to drop about Ms. Trish that I'm saving for just the right moment (NT) -- manette- can you believe the way she was spying on us last night? Sheesh

Body-hugging, gray jersey, short sleeved, v-neck t-shirt, the kind that makes your fingertips tingle when you run your hands over it. Black, pleated dress pants, to highlight his six's curves, but still full enough in front to hide the fact he's not wearing anything under them. Black cashmere socks, so soft when you're massaging his feet, and black, silver buckle dress shoes, great for dinner out and a walk on the beach. (NT) -- JBird my apologies if this posts twice... couldn't obtain lock....,

Ok, well I'm going to go with a sexy look that he also happens to look adorable in since he's a lways so happy.... tight white t-shirt, comfortable jeans that are tight in all the right place, his leather bomber jacket, and a baseballcap turned backwards... A la flying Sarah.....that man can fly me in that outfit anyday. (NT) -- Leah - LOL team one how about the HorneyClosetRaidingHarmStrippers???LOL,

--OOOH that's a good one too- Leah. HA-and you are right about great minds-that is why our team is the best!!! (NT) -- manette,

A simple white t-shirt and jeans. Hold your breath, I'll TRY to get a picture in here as well. Forgive me if I mess up the whole board! Picture inside (hopefully)............. -- Sarahsue

I would take Harm shopping for jeans, tight jeans that show off everything - just how well-packed he really is! A nice tight t-shirt to show off his chest and a leather jacket since he is soooo hot in leather! Then he ought to work on his Vette so he can get his jeans and t-shirt dirty. I love a grundgy Harmy. Then I can take off his clothes and claen them for him. I'll make sure they don't come out pink, but it will take a while before he can get his clothes back. (NT) --

So hard to think with visions of the loincloth dancing in my head..if you get the point LOL He could wear his black jacket and Team 2 (NT) -- Belle..hopes she named the correct team number. I have a splitting headache,

Pretend it's January, snow is falling and already there's 6 inches on the ground. Soon, you'll be snowed in. You take another peek out the front window and this is what you see . . . . -- Heather (this is my official answer for the challenge),

Personally I like the natural look as in his birthday suit (see inside for more details) -- CindyB

Harm would look really scrumptious in black jeans and a green and blue flannel shirt open up to reveal a black turtle neck, with this black chunky boots... but not those ugly biker boots with the buckle. oooh. and a ball cap, I always thought he looked good in full engagement in that ball cap. Its either that or a leopard thong and chocolate sauce! Manette dear, are you threatening me? I was working aalll day and come on to find her threatening to divulge secrets about me.What on earth could you mean? (NT) -- Trish... I was a perfect lady when we met. Truly I was!,

--Trish, dear, don't get all worked up! You know how you get all blotchy and red-faced when you get too emotional. I don't know if you noticed but I have people on my team from OTHER states!! some are even from other countries, so since I have apparently been de-Texas Tarted I thought I best make myself valuable to my teammates by providing blackmail material if necessary. (NT) -- manette-my loyalty is with HHCRHS now-goodbye Texas Tarts,

Ok, if Luoodles is getting points for pointing to a picture, then I'm pointing to Brigette's Jinx collage on the Xtra board. Harm in faded tight blue jeans and blue denim shirt, opened all the way to his waist, just enough to see his oh so manly chest. I would nix the sneakers and go with work boots, you know, the beige/tan heavy duty ones. (NT) -- LoriD - Ofcourse Harm is going to work up a sweat and have to take his shirt at some point ... sigh.......Come to me, I'm waiting!!

Clothing? Hmm. How about dog tags and a dark blue towel around his waist as though he's just walked out of a shower. Or one of those tight speed-skating outfits. Or how about a strategically placed fig-leaf. No make that a strategically placed maple-leaf 'cause he's sweet like maple syrup. (NT) -- LRM...is it getting hot in here?,

I love the HHCRS' what a great name. And I agree with CeCe. The picture is HOT!! (NT) -- Cathy F.,

After watching True Callings tonight, I think I have to go with his flight suit. Although he looks absolutely gorgeous and sexy in anything he wears, just seeing in that suit reminds me of what a sexy FJ he is and how great it would be to unzip it completely off him! (NT) -- Lauri,

All his clothes are pink? Well, I would dress him in the outfit he has on in the collage in archive 3 of the extra board. Red Hot In The City. Picture, Bottom Left Blue Shirt. Thud!! (NT) -- Cathy F.,

I don't know...would it really be necessary to find him other clothes? He might look awfully good in pink...At least a pink shirt, worn well-fitting jeans and one of those wonderful smiles :) (NT) -- kstorm,

Oh Gosh! The images flashing through my mind are enough to make a person lose all sense of anything. I've had all day at work to think about Harm (and how FINE he looks in white boxers). ITA with the whole tight faded jeans things. I hope most of you all find it hard to breathe when we get those scenes. Nothing fancy with the shirt. I think he looks incredibly hot with those kinda stretchy v-neck shirts he wears. Dessert is served!!!!! (NT) -- minnie,

Now, how do I want him dressed?? Hum...I DON'T...LOLOL...Ok.Ok...I have to choose an outfit right...Let's see...tight jeans, white T-shirt "casting" that wonderful chest..and NO shoes! just to make it easier...LOLOLOL (NT) -- Lucia...Who else is on team 4?????,

OOOOOO!!! I would take him shopping and I would buy him a tight fitting Henley shirt(tan), a pair of tight fitting faded blue jeans, no socks, no shoes. No underwear (what's the point? It would just be in the way:)) When home we would then.......Well that will hopefully be another challenge. (NT) -- Chelsea

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- I'm not on any team, but I hope its ok for me to post this: Blue jeans that are just a little tight; one of those sweaters that kinda cling to you perfectly, perferably in navy blue or crimson; a leather jacket for winter. For the summer, a pair of khaki shorts and a green polo shirt. (NT) -- Lt. Emily, 11:43:55 06/21/02 Fri
Another newbie's question -- Lt. Emily, 07:49:56 06/21/02 Fri
Here's another question from a newbie: How do you get on a team?
Peace,
Lt. Emily

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The First Immunity Challenge: How to get Harm out of a chastity belt. -- CQ, 13:38:36 06/18/02 Tue
The Pointer sisters stand read with their Tiki Torches burning bright!!!

Junkyard immunity Challenge
Okay ladies, that nasty CQ has strapped Harm into a chastity Belt, our mission is to remove said belt with minimal discomfort and injury. The other teams have been set the same challenge so we may have to carry out some undercover work.
Catmom have acquired this Junkyard challenge site and this work area for the duration, unfortunately we have a tight time scale to work with, I have to be back on a flight to the UK in 10hrs and I�m not leaving you ladies here to have all the Fun.
First off lets check and see what tools we have available and check the contents of our purses for anything that might be of use.
Anything that you consider to be useful is to be put on the table on the far corner. Then, and only then you can make sure the Commander is comfortable, (go for recon). (Not all at once!!) we�re on a mission here:
Cocoa Butter
Vaseline
Lotion
Baby Oil
Blue M& M�s
Tweezers
Nail File
Swiss Army knife (yes, I have got a very small one in my purse!!)
Cell Phone
Tampons?? (Your not female if you don�t!!)
Pen & Paper
Palm pilot (yes, I�ve got one of these in my purse too!!)
40 condoms
Not a bad Haul all in all.
Okay we�re in a Junkyard assembly area, where are the tools?? Shoot, locked in the cupboard on the far wall.
Swiss army knife, Pick Lock, voila, as many tools as we need to free our man.
Chainsaw, nooooooooooo way!! Angle grinder definitely not!!! Hammer Drill (yes please, but not for this job!!) Pliers maybe? Bolt cutters definitely!! MIG welder!!
We need three teams Extraction team, Security Team and Weapons Team, split up.Weapon's team you know what to do.
A third of the Pointer Sisters disappear and return minutes later carrying various pieces of junk. Assembly begins!!
Security Team Recon!! Now!!
Right ladies, we�ve got the tools and the Plan, now lets go get the commander all to ourselves!!
Short while later:
Recon shows the other teams are all still desperately trying to find way to open tool cabinet. (See a good girl scout is always prepared.)
We�ll secure a safe area, then arrange transport to Manly Arms, we'll remove the belt and deal with any chaffing, where everyone will be more comfortable!!!
(Pointer sister have built small contraption from Junk to cause diversion during extraction of OFC. Catapult to sling Condoms full of Blue M&Ms, Lotion and Cocoa butter at other teams.)
Stealthily the extraction team make their way to the area where Harm is being held captive. The weapons Team head off amongst the junk to secure a safe area in which to start their diversion.
On a pre arranged signal all hell breaks loose!!
While the other teams are trying to find the source of the incoming artillery, The Pointer Sisters Extraction Team seize Harm and head towards the exit of the Junkyard which has been secured by The Security Team, with the aid of the cell phone transport was on the way.
With Bolt cutter, Baby lotion and Harm stowed in large black Humvee, The Pointer Sisters make their way to the Manly Arms!!!
Once in the comfort of a large suite the commander is divested of his chastity belt safely with the use of the Bolt cutters. Lots of baby oil is applied to now exposed area to ensure chaffing does not occur!!
CW is safe and secured!!!
The END of this story.

[> HHCRHS this is it!

An early morning mist shrouded the eight silent figures as they slipped unnoticed into the foyer of the imposing building with BELASARIUS carved in the stone facade. Drowsy office workers waited for the elevators, clasping their low-fat cappuccinos, and reading their newspapers. Could it be in these marbled halls, a horror existed, too terrible to contemplate?

"Psssttt. Over here!" manette gestured to the others, "It must be this door." They looked at the words written in crayon and tacked carelessly onto the wooden frame. "JAG writers at work. Do not disturb." Cindy looked doubtful. "Surely THIS couldn't be the place."
"It could be a ruse...a set up" intoned Cathy. "You know...the other teams......." They all gasped. "Yes we must be careful, " said manette taking charge. "I'll check. Step back everyone, " and with that, she opened the door and entered. The others waited until they heard a stifled cry. Then without thought of danger, they all rushed in to save their leader.

They stopped dead in their tracks, shock and horror showing in their veiled faces. "It's him! Oh the inhumanity!" Leah wailed. There on the bed he lay, his handsome face drained and weary. His manly chest and muscular legs were exposed, but his hips and upper thighs had been encased in an odd looking leather-like contraption. It was a modern version of that ancient implement of torture�the dreaded chastity belt. His pale lips, so sensuous, so inviting, parted as he spoke in a low, throaty voice, "Help me. Please help me." And his eyes, grey, green, blue like a turbulent sea, pleaded with them. It took all their will power not to throw themselves at him and cover his mouth with kisses. But they stood firm. They were, afterall, the HHCRHS, and they were here to save Harm.

"What is it MADE from?" Char exclaimed, surveying the terrible object.
"What are all those bits of orange cloth? And that slimy, shimmery, sticky stuff?" asked a visibly frightened Minnie.
"And that sickening odour? What the heck IS THAT?" LKA sniffed.

Leah and manette moved closer, peering at the mountainous structure that covered the lower part of Harm's body. "Wait a second, there are words here. Thousands of them!" exclaimed manette.
"Yes, and this isn't leather at all. It's paper!" shouted Leah, "Tons and tons of compressed paper. It has hardened and now it's holding CW prisoner!" she gasped.

Fear and pity showed on the women's faces. They moved in to get a closer look, and then started to read the lines at random.
"I need a better reason"
"Nope. She's got me."
""Hi Sweetie!"
"Is that a problem?"
"I'm just doing my job ma'am."
"Harm happened!"
"Don't argue with me."
"They're either dead or they wish they were."
"Come to me."
"I'm in love with him."
"I got a postcard from Renee's Mom."
"You're locking me up for the holidays Sir?"
"You two look good together."
"Awkward moment number three hundred and ten."
"I'm waiting."

"Good lord...it's ..it's Season Seven!!!!" they yelled in unison, "Harm is trapped with CW by season seven scripts!"
"And these are scraps of Renee's outfits!" said a clearly disturbed Cindy, "And this sticky stuff...it's LIP GLOSS!"
"And that smell is stale Aussie after-shave," Harm whispered, showing the horror in his sad eyes.

"Don't worry Harm, we'll soon have you out of this mess," promised LKA. "We brought every kind of tool---chain saws, wire snips, screwdrivers, lock-picks�everything including the golden scissors and master keys......."
The others chimed in enthusiastically:
"....and we have fragrant lotions and potions, soothing oils and emollients...."
"....a variety of chocolate sauce...."
"�Party Palz and Poofing skills......"
"�.and we are ready and willing to use our own bodies if we have to......!"

Harm raised his arm weakly, "No...all...all has been tried to no avail. One woman even tried hiking my leg over her body, and the pain was excruciating! Nothing will work. Season 7 is over. It's in the bag and CW saw no action....nothing...nothing..... nothing..... nothing....." His voice faded away.

The women huddled around the bed. "We must do something. Think, think!" said Cece. Just then they heard a maniacal laugh. They turned around and saw a man hunched over, typing fiercely. With every page Harm winced.....with every word, the weight grew heavier. Char walked over to investigate. "Why you're Dana Cohen!" she exclaimed. He glanced at her with a mad eye "Muhahahahahahaha!!!!!!" Char was undeterred. She picked up the scattered sheets and let out a horrified gasp. "Oh No. This is terrible...horrible.....I..I....I...." She flung her right arm across her brow and, with her left, pointed to the growing pile of paper.

Cathy ran over and started to read "Season Eight. All episodes. The drought for Commander Winkie will continue. Absolutely no lip action, no touching in intimate places, no long passionate glances. Nothing. By order of DB."

The women's faces crumpled as Harm confirmed the worst. Then Cindy came up with an idea..followed quickly by the others as they all caught on. Their thoughts tumbled out of their mouths with delighted discovery:

"We can't change the past. THAT"S why the others failed...They couldn't destroy the chastity belt because it's the past they were trying to cut away!...... Season seven is over. But we CAN change the future..... We can change season 8....!!!! Yes, and by doing so, the past will no longer imprison Harm!.... We can set him free....CW can have a life once more!!!!!"

But a horrible noise emanating from the mouth of the small man at the computer, stopped them in their jubilation. "Ha ha ha....I don't have to listen to you. I'm writing a season filled with court cases and military action and Singer.....Muhahahahahahah.....and there is nothing you can do to stop me. The Commander over there is my prisoner!!! He has everything. He's tall, gorgeous, sexy...so they tell me, and he gets all the women. He even has a Harmyboard! Why don't I have a Danyboard? Why, why why?"

Cece was having none of this. With all the pomposity she could muster....and that was a considerable amount, she confronted the man. "You'd better listen to me...I'm going to go easy on you. And you don't want me to turn you over to the others...believe me." But Cohen could not be moved. "Ok" Cece shrugged, " Go get him manette."

Manette swaggered over to the now quaking Cohen. "Sweetie..you and I have a date with a meat tray and a certain little Ensign Winkie!" she leaned forward threateningly. "The ladies know the signal. Don't make me yell "Soup's On!" The women laughed as they tightened their circle around the now terrified man. "Now begin to retype Season 8. And we want action time for CW!"

As the new lines came off the pages, the women read them out loud, while LKA and Cathy stood by Harm ready to try peeling off the layers. As Leah read the very first words�

"Directions: (Harm takes Mac's hand in his, and she looks at him shyly)"
�. LKA and Cathy easily peeled off the first sticky layer. They all cheered and then took it in turns to read:

"Hey Mac, are you busy this weekend?"
"No. Why, Harm?"
"I thought maybe we could go out this weekend." Directions: (Harm looks a little uncertain)
"You mean, like on a date?" Mac asks teasingly.
"Yeah, like on a date."
"Sure, Harm, we could do that."
"Great! I'll call you later."
Direction: (Mac smiles and walks off. Harm watches her with a silly grin on his face.)

Minnie cheered and said, "They're spending more time together AND they're calling it dating!"

"Write faster" Char insisted before reading the next line, ... "Directions: (Harm has his arm around Mac and she is snuggled against him as they sit on her couch watching a movie)

"Much better, but we need more." Cece said menacingly.

"OK, OK," yelped the besieged Mr. Cohen as Cindy leaned over his shoulder and read:

"I better go home," Harm says as he pulls Mac off the couch. "Walk me to the door."
"Goodnight, Harm."
"Goodnight, Mac." Directions (They stare at each other and then he pulls her into his arms and kisses her.)

"Harm, could you help me with my zipper?"
"Uh, how can I help?"
"Well, just grasp it firmly and pull�" Mac answered teasingly.

"Hurry, please," Harm gasped as Cathy tried to comfort him. LKA pulled at the loosened pages swaddling poor CW. "It's working!" she exclaimed as she ripped off a fist full of paper. The layers started flying off as they read more lines:

"Sturgis comes upon the two of them giggling in the break room. "Are you two involved?"
"Yes," they both answer at the same time.

"I love it when you do that," Mac sighed.
Harm chuckles then says, "You mean this?"

"Where the hell have you two been?" the Admiral asked suspiciously. "Long lunch?"
"Yes, sir. Sorry, sir." Harm and Mac answered sheepishly.

"You've got something on your mouth," (Directions: Harm bends his head toward Mac's and slowly licks the whipped cream off her lip.) "I haven't had my dessert yet." (He kisses her lightly)

Take off your shirt, Harm." Mac said as she started undoing his buttons. "We need to celebrate."
"What's the occasion?" Harm asked as she ran her fingers over his chest.
"I just heard that Singer is being sent to the Aleutians."
"In that case, you take off your shirt." Harm said slyly.
"I plan to give her all my long underwear as a going away present." Mac said breathlessly.
"Good, cause you won't be needing it anymore�."

"That was a good one!" Cathy yelled from behind a whirlwind of flying paper. "Harm is starting to get the roses back in his checks."

"Oh he looks SO handsome!" Cece exclaimed and clasped her hands together in delight.

Char and Cindy did a happy dance.

Manette tapped a meat tray on top of the now-cooperative man's head. "Bring it home, mister."

Finally there was only one layer left. The women gathered around Harm, and Cohen himself read the last lines:

"Harm, I have waited for this for so long. Are you sure it is what you want?"
"Oh yes Mac, yes yes yes!"

The women cheered as they ripped the last vestige of the horrible chastity belt away. And then they sang in joyful chorus " We demand the right to a bare Harm!!" Harm stood up in all his glory, but CW seemed a little depressed. "You wonderful women!" Harm exclaimed, "Won't you take off those ugly robes and reveal your beauty to me?"

And so they did and ......well... let's just say the ending was very uplifting!

[> Harm is very happy his Lucky Charms came to his rescue!

�Twas the night before the Immunity Challenge and all through Lu�s house,

Only Harm�s Lucky Charms were stirring, Oh, and maybe the closet mouse;

The group was really quiet, taking special care

In the hopes Commander Winkie was still there somewhere

Other Harmy boarders were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of CW on a meat tray danced in their heads;

And Captain Judi with her chocolate and Shell with her whipped cream,

Had given us strict orders, �When we see him DON�T SCREAM.

When all of a sudden Windchime�s teeth began to chatter,

Oldspice turned on her quickly with, �What is the matter?�

�What if Lu wakes up, and comes down in a flash?�

�She won�t be coming down,� Trish joked, �She�s been smoking hash!�

With suppressed giggles all around, we returned to our task

As we came closer to the closet, Lori D had to ask,

�How in the world will we open this door?�

�Ahah! I have the key,� LRM stated for sure.

As Lauri opened the door we couldn�t believe our eyes,

There stood poor Harmy, chastity belt wrapped around his thighs;

Judi stepped up, �We�ll have you out before you can say hop scotch�

As Shell chimed in, �Just let us put this chocolate on your crotch�

Windchime and Lauri laid Harmikins down,

As Judi and Shell happily went to town;

Trish reminded them, �Make sure you get it all, leave no spot in doubt�

�So we can be sure that he will slip right out�

With Harm all covered in chocolate and whipped cream,

Lori D giggled, �Pinch me so I know it�s not a dream�

Then everyone gathered round to pull and to tug,

But the belt wouldn�t budge, the darn thing was too SNUG!

Oldspice sighed reluctantly, �Well, we gave it our best,�

�But we can�t just leave him like this, he�s a mess!�

Lauri smiled brightly as she started to scheme,

�I guess Harm�s Lucky Charms will just have to LICK him clean!�

At that Captain Judi so lively and quick,

leaned over smiling and took the first lick;

The rest of the women knew they would enjoy this game,

Harm liked it alot too as he called out each ones name.

�Now Lauri! Now Shell! Now Trish and Judi,

On Windchime! On Oldspice! On LRM and Lori D;

�Come on girls be sure and do this just right,

Don�t miss a spot, get every last bite.

Carried away, the girls licked him from his head to his toes,

And to their great surprise, Commander Winkie arose;

With a clink and a clank, the chastity belt lock broke,

Harm was freed from his prison when CW awoke.

Harm sprang to his feet and let out a whistle,

Then he ran out the door as fast as a missile:

But they heard him exclaim as he ran out of sight,

�A big thank you to all! That darn thing was TIGHT!�

[> Never fear Harm, the Sane Ones are here!

The Sane Ones' Adventure

Our mission: Free Harmy from this predicament

"Pssssst, Lu, where exactly are we?"

"Oh QUIET, KrisL, you know we�re in the sacred part of Lu�s house�she�s actually showing us HOW to access THE CLOSET."

A panting CG finds a stair to sit on as Lucia scrambles up to the group�

"I�m here, ready to whip that chastity whatever it is off of Commander Winkie!"

"SSHHHHH, Lucia! We don�t want to scare him� we know that the other three teams are trying to crash our closet too in search of Harmkins. We need to stay one step ahead of them at all---(coming from the head of the group) CROSBY, what did I tell you?! Be QUIET! You are just ONE peep away from earning a trip from my CLOSET to the OUTHOUSE! Now, Sarahsue, you ok back there?�"

"I have your back, Luoodles, and�SHEESH�all this extra gear Cros made us drag up here�what are we EXACTLY trying to do with all this again?�"

"Here, let me help take this gear off you and Chelsea and CG. There there. Feel better?� permission to pee?�NO!� Don�t forget our MISSION: to save poor CW from the clutches of the chastity belt, a bunch of Hookers, some charm block-its, and pointed arrows.... This is IT�our one and only moment to control and savor our favorite Commander"(team 4 ed note: which cmdr could that be, you ask? Well, just go back and visit HB Survivor Challenge #1, my friends)�

Meanwhile�

TA DA�

Luoodles cracks the rainbow-colored wall open to her teammates�

Luoodles lays into her best Southern belle accent, "Commander? Harmkins? Harmy, can you hear me? I�we�are team 4. We are here to SAVE YOU!"

Just then�"Uhhhh, Luoodles? Is that you? I�ve been hearing voices�people are arguing over who�s going to take my� my� my �limbs, and there seems to be SO many crazy women out THERE! All I want is to get this darn thing off me!"

SAY NO MORE! Faster than a speeding bullet, zipping her way through the cobwebs and remnants from the previous tenants of her closet, Luoodles appears breathless in front of Harm with a sort of twinkle in her eye�

"Never FEAR! The SANE Ones are here! Our leader, Crosby, merchant of Hanky Panky Party Palz, has made us lug all this STUFF thinking that SOMETHING has got to be the solution."

CG yells from across the closet, "What�s this labeled, 'WARNING! May cause damage with excessive use'?"

"Not to worry Sane Ones, those rabb-its are to keep little sneaky bunnies, pimps, excessive pointers and the ever-ready RDOL busy while WE get Harmkins out of this CHASTITY BELT! Come on, galz, grab the gear and let�s GO!" Crosby breaks into her sales pitch� "Standard in EVERY premium Party Palz basket is a MASTER KEY for just this type of hanky panky inconvenience!"

Approaching Harmkins in just his belt, Crosby has the key in hand and�

and�Luoodles leaps up�"CALM DOWN! Stop shaking! Good HEAVENS! Look out! You're going to kill him with that thing! Crosby! Oh my� It seems Crosby is a bit excited, ummmm... Sarahsue! YOU get him out of that thing�"

"Ok, Lu, thanks�" THUD!

"Sarah? Sigh... who else? Jenn?"

Aiiiigghhhhhauuuiiiggghhhh....

"Oh, umm, ok, NEXT! Chelsea! Chelsea, YOU can do it. Here, take this key and... the key.. take... How exactly do you MAKE your eyes bug out like that anyway? Gack. Stop it! You're going to scare him! Oh gee whiz. NEXT! Kris. Kris. Come over here and.. what do you mean you can't get your legs to work? Sigh. Where's Lucia? Went to change her underwear?! Oh ummm.... GACK. O.K. Who's left? CG! CG, YOU can do it! Here's the key to unlock Harm! GO FOR IT!"

ZZZZZIIIIPPPPP!!!!!!

"CG! CG! Get OFF of him!! Get. OFF! Get. Sigh.. YOU PEOPLE! Let me have the key back. Yes. Give it to me. Sigh. "I'll" take care of this."

~CLICK~

SPPRROOOOOIIIINNGG!!!!!!!

~GASP!!!!~

Thud~thud~thud~~thud~thud~~thud~thud~~thud~thud~~thud~thud~~thud~thud~~thud ~ thud~

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Team name discussions -- CQ, 00:04:12 06/06/02 Thu
There have been several interesting discussions this week regarding what to name the four teams. I'll post each one inside, to save a little space. And expect excerpts (or the whole bloody thing) to show up in this week's ep.

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The Teams -- CQ, 00:00:21 06/04/02 Tue
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Who is OFC and what does MVP mean??? -- MarneyU, 10:21:36 06/05/02 Wed
While reading over all the comments I find that I agree with all of the groups in their own special ways and thoughts. Personally I feel OFC is Harm and MVP means CW our Most Valuable Player!!!!

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The First Challenge -- Jeff "CQ" Probst, 16:27:39 06/04/02 Tue
CatMom frequently uses the phrase "OFC" standing for Our Favorite Commander. Well the first time I saw it here, I automatically wondered... who is our favorite commander? Is it Harm, or Cmdr Winkie? Or is it a toss up? (Not that I'm saying we should toss them both up, I'm just saying... actually you know that's not a bad idea. The "up" part anyway...) So there's the question ladies... who is the Harmyboard OFC? Should we give the title to Harm and let Cmdr Winkie be named MVP? What do you think?

Team 1

OFC should be Harm of course. Without him, CW would just be floating around, wrinkly, lonely, with no where to go. Make CW MVP. (NT) -- Cece

Sorry I didn't check back in after my origial answer. Work kep me busy, then home repair. My kitchen sink has a major clog. Tried the baking soda and vinager bit, no good. have taken off the trap and am working some tubing down the drain, but to do this properly, I need to remive the last pipe before the wall and I think I need a bigger tool, no, no, I didnl;t mean that, I need a stronger tool, no no not that either. help! (NT) -- LKA,

That's my teammate!! (NT) -- manette said proudly,

Maybey you should just knock it off the wall, then you would need a harder tool.... (NT) -- Leah,

Harder tool? Why do I have a image in my mind of Cmdr W and the scene from Porkeys with the ahem through the wall. (NT) -- LKA

Oh, I hope this isn't too late this looks fun and should get me into thinking mode again. I would love to sign up and I think that OFC is definitely Harm. CW is just a very nice bonus package that comes along with our one and only (NT) -- minnie

AH! MAN vs.WINKIE--Is a Man a Man without his Winkie? Is a Winkie a Winkie without his Man? These are the age -old questions and they won�t be answered today but to the point�I say that Harm is without question our favorite Commander. We gaze at his face and form lovingly. We analyze his every word. Can the same be said for CW? Where are the WINKIE collages? And he hardly ever has anything worthwhile to say. While we will always hold CW close to our heart, Harm is and always will be Our Favorite Commander. (NT) -- manette

You can't have one without the other, however Harm is the OFC--he's got it all wrapped up in a tight bundle (looks, smile, personality, intellect)--the double fundge chocolate cake (If I can use an analogy), Commander Winkie is the MVP--He's the silent partner until his services are needed--thus the icing on the cake! (boy now I'm hungry!) (NT) -- CharS--(waving to Cece, Manette, LKA, CathyF, CindyB and Leah),

duh! can't spell--FUDGE!!! (NT) -- CharS--I got distracted by CW!,

Unless we pull a Mrs. Bobbett, I think Harm HAS to be OFC. Without him, CW is just another piece of meat slapped on a plate. (NT) -- LKA

We definitely have to consider Harm as OFC. Cmd W.(altough a "package" in his own right) is only part of the greater package. Without all of his many aluring pieces (his smile, his charm, his bod, his adorable vulnerable moments, his great a**, not to mention CW himself) The package would be incomplete, and we would not find fulfilment at the end of our quest... (NT) -- Leah - Sorry, I've been studying for a test in my religion class, and it spilled over.....(waving at all my great teammmates)Let's kick butt!,

OFC=Harm. The man is just OMG Gorgeous. And Commander Winkie is a very important part of the package so he would be MVP, he does have that tendancy (sp?) to salute at the wrong times and dribbles when not used enough. (NT) -- Cathy F

I vote OFC of the Harmyboard must be Harm his looks and personality make his ladies here in Harmyland swoon. As for Commander Winkie's looks, presence, bearing and strength they are best kept in Harm's cockpit for the right time and place and thus he definitely is the MVP. (NT) -- CindyB (thinking now is the right time and place LOL

Team 2

I'm still a little new around here, but I'd have to say OFC is Harm. Let's face it, none of us has ever SEEN CW (or have you, lol). How could we overlook Harm's smile, eyes, voice, and charming if slightly clueless attitude. (NT) -- kstorm

OFC is the whole HRJr package! Would he be the favorite without the flyboy grin? Would he be the same with out the cocky FJ attitude? The killer body? That adorable mixture of arrogance and shyness?? I think not. Let us remember, the Faire Marine fell in love with the entire package, SANS Commander Winkie. While she must certainly know of Commander W's existance, he has truely not made himself a true part of the whole equation. Commander Winkie would definately be the MVP, however, and I certainly hope that we will get to "witness" his playing sometime in the very near future!!! (NT) -- CM>^.,.^<,

Harm!!!! Defnitely Harm, Commander Harmon Rabb, Jr. 'Flyboy', 'Stickboy', 'Sailor'.... Harm..... Without him there wouldn't be a Cmdr Winkie so aha, yupyup, Harm.... OFC = Harm.... (NT) -- CB, I did tell I think it is Harmkins, right????? Though, you gotta LOVE CW aswell..... But that is a totally other subject...or shall I say 'object'?,

First, one must look at what MVP would stand for... Most Valuable Part? More Veryyummies Please? Until this is resolved, I'm thinking OFC is Harm and his package, although the package itself is MVP. :o) (NT) -- JBird

OFC is definetly Harm. The whole man. The gorgeous eyes, that handsome face, that sexy voice...after all..Commander Winkie can only say so much. (NT) -- Belle

I'm of the opinion that OFC and Commander winkie should be considered two seperate entities, the reason being both have their own brain, we all know that Harm being a red blooded male, is incapable of thinking with his head (on his shoulders) when it comes to women (especially Mac), this is where CW enters the equasion!! he takes over where Harm has left off!! (NT) -- Em-Jay Hiccup!! Champagne bubbles are such a pain!! Hiccup!!,

Re: I'm of the opinion that OFC and Commander winkie should be considered two seperate entities, the reason being both have their own brain, we all know that Harm being a red blooded male, ISN'T incapable of thinking with his head (on his shoulders) when it comes to women (especially Mac), this is where CW enters the equasion!! he takes over where Harm has left off!! (that's what is should have said)LOL!! (NT) -- Em-Jay It's the champers honest!!! HICCUP!! HICCUP!! Bring on Bottle number 4!!!,

1) CQ, please sign me up for HB Survivor! (sorry it took me so long,today is the last day, right?). 2) the phrase "OFC" orginated at Maeve's over a year ago (maybe more) and I don't know who started it, but CatMom may be the heaviest user of the phrase (will have to check Guinness to be sure). 3) TO ANSWER THE CHALLENGE! (you're all saying "finally!") "OFC" can *ONLY* be ALL of Harm, from head to toe and everything in between! In fact, I would be very satisfied to discuss him without any personification of CW, tho I know it was probably inevitable in this environment. (NT) -- Heather (short version: OFC = all of Harm!),

ROTFLMAO Trish!! But I have to say OFC MVP goes to *all* of Harm... CW may be a great piece but you gotta' admit the whole dang thing is WONDERFUL. (NT) -- Kathryn

Team 3

Yes, the OFC is Harm, because without that glorious face, eyes, smile, chest, body, the winkie wouldn't be as enticing. The winkie is only desireable because of the sum of all the other parts! If placed on another man, it would not be the same. (NT) -- judi sensitive to Cmdr Winkies needs

Well, tough question....but I'll have to say Harm is OFC!!!! After all you take Harm away and Cmdr Winkie goes with him, right???? That would be BAD...VERY BAD!!!!!LOL (NT) -- Windchime, who doesn't know who's team she is on either

Harm, Harm absolutely Harm! CW just wouldn't be the same without the rest of the magnificant Harmy - his eyes, his mouth, his smile, his physic, his charm, his wit, his everything!!! CW could be the MVP, but Harm is definitely THE OFC!! (NT) -- LoriD ( who didn't know there were teams - never do read directions, lol! Who am I teamed with?),

OFC -- who could it be?*** Will the board choose gorgeous Harm*** or unseen Winkee?*** The choice is simple, the reasoning quite sound*** The board unanimous, we all have found*** Though we one and all are definitely hot tarts***the man is more***than one of his parts. (NT) -- Spicey

OFC honors go to Harmy, MVP ( Most Valued Protrusion) definately goes to CW> (NT) -- Trish

Its Harm! He is the whole package, not his package! His looks,his brains,his compassion and passion.He has all the ideal traits all wrapped up in a 6'4" beautiful package! But with enough faults mixed in to make him human. That smile and those eyes, his intensity and heroism.....sigh....I just adore the guy. (NT) -- Shellh

The man vs. his love tool. Hmmm. Hard to choose. On the one hand (or should I say *in* the one hand?) we have a yet-unseen body part full of intrigue (and other natural substances). Then on the other hand, we have the heart-throb himself. I think I'd have to go with Harm (the whole bundle) as OFC. Harm will lead, CW will follow. (NT) -- LRM...realizing this scenario only works if Harm is either crawling on his hands and knees, or walking backwards. LOL!

Team 4

Well, isn't CW sort of included in the whole "package"? So I guess I'd say Harm, with the understanding that CW is part of the deal.... (NT) -- KrisL>

OFC is Our Favorite Commander but he is a team sport! Mr. Winkie is the team MVP patiently waiting for the bases to be loaded before driving in that final homer! (NT) -- Luoodles wondering whose team I'm on and wondering if I will actually post this! LOLOL!!

I whole-heartedly hereby declare *ME* as OFC MVP's Ball Girl. (NT) -- Crosby will sacrifice anything to get her hands on his balls

hmmm, I underestimate my ability to juggle responsibilities. I can be ball girl and catcher. (NT) -- Cros--willing to take it for the team

So did I even come close to answering the question? ROTFLOL! Cmdr. Winkie is definitely the MVP and Harmkins is our OFC. (NT) -- I've just always had a thing for baseball players...It�s always been a fantasy of mine to CENSORED with OFC MVP at home plate....SCORE!

ok, watch, Lu's probably not even on my team and I will have successfully kicked myself off ... (NT) -- Cros

Ed. note: Cros lucked out this time as Lu is definitely on her team...

OFC=Commander Harmon Rabb, Jr., USN. As much as I would probably love Commander Winkie, it's the whole of Harm I love and not just the physical (though that's pretty good). He's such an intriguing man, with his sense of honor, his loyalty, his obsessions, his fear of commitment and all. (NT) -- CG

OFC is most definitely Harm. Without Harm, there would be no Cmdr. Winkie. Besides, Harm's so much more to look at than CW. CW couldn't do anything without Harmy! (NT) -- Sarahsue--not even making sense to herself and wondering what team she's on also

The OFC should be Harm and CW should be the MVP. BTW what team am I on? (NT) -- Chelsea

The OFC should definitely be Harmon Rabb, Jr. Without Harm to carry him around, Commander Winkie would just be another hot dog, lonely on the streets....yes, of course I love CW for all he's worth (that's a lot), but Harmkins still carries all of the...weight, if you know what I mean. Commander Winkie could be the second favorite, of course....but Harmy is totally my all time favorite.... (NT) -- Jenn

The next challenge will be up early Thursday morning.

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Survivor: The Harmyboard Rules -- CQ, 22:35:53 06/01/02 Sat
Joining

1) Open from now till June 3

2) We�ll do an open join every 3 weeks or so to incorporate newbies�newbies will go through an �entrance challenge� to make up for not being there for the whole game.

The Play

1) Play will take place at the Harmyboard. If you've stumbled onto this board and the game sounds like fun, there's a link to the Harmyboard at the top of the page.

2) Challenges every 3 or 4 days, often enough to keep us busy.

3) After each challenge one player will be voted off �The Island�

4) Every other Monday (starting on Monday June 10th) there will be an Immunity challenge posted. The individual or team who wins the Immunity Challenge will not be voted off after the next Reward Challenge.

5) If a person is unable to participate in a Challenge, they will not be voted off at that time.

6) However� each person�s voting does not have to be based simply on performance during the Challenges. For example, if someone is judged to be �hogging Harm� or �abusing Cmdr. Winkie� they might find themselves putting out their tiki torch.

7) The last castaway left gets to spend 1,000,000 seconds with Harm.

The Archiving

1) I will cut and paste every thread containing Survivor: The Harmyboard posts and transfer them to �The Island.�

2) Once a week or so I will also write up an �episode� using clips from these posts and post it there.

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Our Battle Song -- Written by Leah, posted by CQ, 12:45:16 05/28/02 Tue
Sung to the tune of Gloria Gaynor's 'I will survive'

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
I kept thinking Harmy wouldn't ever show us his bare hide.
But then I spent so many nights reading about the Manly Arms
And I grew strong, I learned how I'll get along,
And so we're here, in cyber space,
I just logged on to find you girls with lots of chocolate on your face,
That closet shouldn't have a lock,
That closet shouldn't have a key,
Harm should be sharing all his love!
You know it wouldn't baother me!
So, now Lu!
Open the door!
Just let him out now,
Do we have to start a war?
Weren't you the one who said he never does get tired?
Do you think he'll crumble?
Do you think he'll lay down and die?
Oh, no not Harm!
He will survive!
As long as we know how to love,
Cmdr. Winkie'll saty alive.
He's got all kinds of life in him,
We've got all our love to give!
He will survive, He will survive, Hey, Hey!

It took all the strength I had not to tear Renee apart,
I'm trying hard to come to terms with the Marine who has his heart,
And I spent oh so many nights just wishing he were here with me,
I used to dream,
But now I think I'm going to scream!
And you'll see me, at the closet door!
I'm demmanding that our commander be let out more!
And so you thought you'd keep him there
And you expect us to be fine,
But now I'm rallying the troops,
We demand to be satisfied!
So, now Lu!
Open the door!
Just let him out now!
Do we have to start a war?
Weren't you the one who said he never does get tired,
Do you think he'll crumble?
Do you think he'll lay down and die?
Oh no not Harm,
He will survive!
As long as we know how to love
Cmdr. Winkie'll be alive.
He's got all kinds of life in him,
We've got all our love to give,
He will survive, He will survive!!

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