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Date Posted: 22:06:36 02/14/06 Tue
Author: Luoodles
Subject: It was a DARK, and STORMY NIGHT!!!!!!

Luoodles was bored and decided to blowup She Who Lacks Vowelseseses Board. MooHooHooHaHa she chortled chortlingly! It's TIME FOR A ROUND ROBIN!!!!! Woo Hoo!!!! O.k.... so... where were we? Oh yes.

It was a DARK and STORMY NIGHT!!!! Suddenly there was a knock at the door! It was NONE OTHER THEN........ take it away, Folks!


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[> OOOoooo.... DOn't that look PURDY??!!! -- Luoodles taking a bow...., 22:07:43 02/14/06 Tue [1]

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[> Kenny the Pizza Delivery Guy! "Excuse me, Mrs. Lu. Did you order the pineapple and goat cheese combo?" Lu takes one look at Kenny and decides something isn't right because.... -- Sara--give me a break, it's been awhile since I've done a RR! :P, 00:51:47 02/15/06 Wed [1]

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[> Kenny is dressed like a Knight in a full set of shining armour, sitting atop of his noble steed..................... -- Texasbrat, 10:19:22 02/15/06 Wed [1]

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[> [> "Pearl" and 1) Lu would NEVER order such a nasty pizza, and B) "Pearl" was wearing lipstick and had glowy eyeballs. Upon closer inspection Lu noticed KENNY was none other then ..... -- Luoodles... HEY!!! Someone actually showed up! Woo Hoo!!!, 20:47:54 02/15/06 Wed [1]

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[> [> [> (On a side note, I am cracking up just remembering "Pearl the Werehorse" LOLOL) -- Sara, 21:55:03 02/15/06 Wed [1]

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[> [> [> [> I know. Good ol' Pearl. We got a lot of mileage out of that poor horse! LOL! -- Luoodles also remembering the "Olympix" ... done any jogging lately???? ROTFLOLL!!!, 21:32:00 02/16/06 Thu [1]

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[> [> [> [> [> Wasn't Pearl a girl who somehow turned into a horse? That was my favorite RR. -- PB, 22:12:08 02/16/06 Thu [1]

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Oh... you know... I think she was! I think she was Tiner's girlfriend! -- Luoodles, 23:47:50 02/16/06 Thu [1]

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> She was Tiner's girlfriend wasn't she?!! LOLOL!! I forgot that little tidbit of information. I just remember Lu's "D.E.A.D. Dead! Never to be resurrected." Guess that didn't pan out did it, Lu-doll! ;) -- Sara, 14:55:06 02/17/06 Fri [1]

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[> [> [> [> [> HEY!!! No jogging comments necessary! -- AmandaW (you share one story in a moment of weakness and look what happens...), 19:36:03 02/18/06 Sat [1]

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Feel free to share OTHER stories! -- C, 20:23:48 02/18/06 Sat [1]

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[> [> [> [> [> [> LIke a MOTH to a flame! ROTGFLOLOLOL -- Luoodles..... Ammmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnndddddddddaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!, 23:30:51 02/18/06 Sat [1]

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Hahahaha...hi there Miss LuLu! -- AmandaW (and C...ummm....NO), 19:16:17 02/19/06 Sun [1]

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[> a bonafide delivery knight from Pizza 'n' Steed: Get your pie maggot free or get your money back! "Hey, why does your steed have glowy eyeballs?" Lu asked suspiciously as she squinted at the horse. "I'm not paying if my pineapple has been infected with radioactivity." "Thou shalt not worry thy lovely self. Pearl has just returned from a joust--it's a side affect. That will be 20 pence please." -- C, 21:43:14 02/15/06 Wed [1]

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[> [> ROTFLOL!!! "Pizza and Steed!" ROTFLOLOLOL!!!!! But... I'm still trying to wrap my braining around the pie maggot... ewwwwwwwwww!!!! Oh.. and your horse gets glowy eyeballs from JOUSTING? Ummmmm..... WHY? -- Luoodles this is GREAT! LOL!, 21:34:21 02/16/06 Thu [1]

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[> [> "...or 18 pence with the coupon from today's paper..." -- PB, 22:20:30 02/16/06 Thu [1]

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[> [> [> ROTFLOL!!!! -- Luoodles... I must have had too much coffee today. This RR seems hysterical! LOL!, 18:39:52 02/17/06 Fri [1]

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[> "20 pence?!!! I'm not paying 20 pence for that precarious pizza pie!! What a rip-off, I didn't even order pizza anyway!" Lu grabbed the big long stick she kept by the door and gave the steed one solid SWACK! In a flash, all that could be seen (or heard) of poor Kenny was the flash of every lightning bolt gleaming off his helmet and his girlish screams as they echoed through the forest. "Say hello to Robin Hood while you're out there!" Lu bellowed. -- Sara, 21:52:08 02/15/06 Wed [1]

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[> as he rode out of sight & mind. Just then, Lu heard a small noise, not sure what it was, she waited somemore. She heard it again. It was a small quiet noise, barely heard over the booming of the ongoing storm. Lu followed the sound, to find that it belonged to.............. -- Texasbrat, 14:27:06 02/16/06 Thu [1]

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[> [> Bode Miller......he was trying to hide behind his skis so the werehorse would not see him. But as luck would have it ......... -- Lady C, 22:14:43 02/16/06 Thu [1]

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[> Exactly HOW and WHEN did this befome a "Lu" fic??? Cease and disist or... or.... well... I don't know what the or will be but it will be pretty bad!!! Why don't you guys pick on Tex. She's somewhat of a newbie to this insanity. She's never suffered thru being one of the characters yet! LOLOLOL!!! -- Luoodles...remember that Haloween one we did eons ago??? I think C and Canrane aka Gasoline and Match got into quite a bit of trouble if I recall...., 21:38:27 02/16/06 Thu [1]

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[> [> Ah come on Lu.........this makes you the star of the show so to speak -- Lady C, 22:12:31 02/16/06 Thu [1]

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[> [> Gasoline and Match? LOLOL! I missed that one. Shame too....I do have to say I think that "Pearl" was my favorite RR because of the end as well...Michy and the Munchkins singing "Macho Man" (I think) -- Sara-- P.S It wasn't a RR but I also liked C's classic "Out to Sea" saga with Harmy and the OOH on the island..., 14:59:03 02/17/06 Fri [1]

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[> [> [> Oh my gosh! Yes! That was SOOO funny! Where is it? Do we still have it sitting around anywhere??? -- Luoodles wishing she'd save that stuff. Oh well. Probably best just remembered! LOL!, 18:41:46 02/17/06 Fri [1]

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[> [> [> For whatever strange reason I am forever fond of "Mackereltoe" -- Aria, 00:59:28 02/19/06 Sun [1]

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[> [> Let's try to fix the color, shall we? -- C, 19:51:48 02/17/06 Fri [1]

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[> Tex! Somehow she had been hog tied and thrown into a Round Robin! -- Luoodles...my work is done! :), 21:40:08 02/16/06 Thu [1]

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[> [> by the evil seldoouL of course -- Aria, 23:17:21 02/16/06 Thu [1]

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[> Meanwhile, Pearl the suspicious werehorse had returned. "Pearl, did you have anything to do w/ hog tieing poor Tex?" asked the RR crew. "Neigh," said Pearl. -- ROTFLOLOLOL!!!!!! Luoodles... well it was just CRYING OUT... I mean... I couldn't HELP myself. ROTFLOLOLOLOL!!!! Oh... and who is Bode Miller?, 23:54:09 02/16/06 Thu [1]

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[> [> But as luck would have it, Bode Miller (the famous and idiot skiier) was detected by Pearl and "accidently" trampled on her way into the dense jungleland. Bode merely picked himself up, dusted himself off and crawled back underneath the rock he came from... -- Sara, 14:52:59 02/17/06 Fri [1]

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[> [> [> Sooo..... I'm thinking... Bode Miller is not your favorite skier?? LOL! Who is this guy? -- Clueless Luoodles, 18:38:40 02/17/06 Fri [1]

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[> [> [> [> LOL! No, he's not my favorite skiier. He's got quite a big loud mouth on him and has gotten himself in some trouble with the media (i.e.:he claimed he liked to ski drunk) He might be a good skiier, I just think he's quite the big moron. -- Sara, 22:35:22 02/17/06 Fri [1]

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[> [> [> [> [> Heard on a news blurb, he blew it at the Olympics -- TB aka Tex, 08:17:25 02/19/06 Sun [1]

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[> [> And out from under the rock came 50 little yellow chicks, who converged on Tex & began pecking at her bindings, to set her free. All the while, Lu looked on in befuddled astonishment saying................... -- Texasbrat two can play this game (mawhahahaha):-D, 16:08:30 02/17/06 Fri [1]

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[> [> [> Why these baby chickens are almost as wild as the Luoodle Labs! just then Debbie Thomas skated on the scene in her scrubs and said... -- Aria - Is it a bad thing that I still have issues with Katerina Witt thanks to the 1988 Winter Olympics?, 18:14:47 02/17/06 Fri [1]

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[> [> [> [> [oh and I meant to add that I apologize if Debbie Thomas never actually became a doctor like she planned to - but I do think I heard that she did] -- Aria - who still likes the old skaters better! (and I don't know who that skiing guy is either Lu!), 18:15:58 02/17/06 Fri [1]

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[> [> [> [> What did K. Witt do??? -- Luoodles apparently not paying very much attention to the Olympics! LOL! Sorry., 19:01:02 02/17/06 Fri [1]

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[> [> [> [> [> SIGH.... LU!!! You of all people I thought would be random enough to remember the 1988 olympics.... Katerina was Debbie's rival.... and yes now that all my "old" skaters aren't seen too often even on skating specials, I have forgiven Katerina a tad... at the moment I'm not even positive that she did win, but I'm pretty sure she did... anyway - the 6 year old Aria certainly held grudges, lol! -- Aria, 11:50:36 02/18/06 Sat [1]

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[> [> [> [> [> [> LOL...you're crazy! Katarina Witt was and still is an amazing skater! And yes, Debi Thomas did end up becoming a doctor... -- AmandaW, 19:40:16 02/18/06 Sat [1]

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> I *SAID* I like her now.... but what 6 year old do you who is going to like her if she beats said 6 year old's favorite Debbie? -- Aria, 01:01:33 02/19/06 Sun [1]

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> LOL. I doubt I could find any 6 year old these days who even knows who Debi is! Katarina, on the other hand... ;) -- AmandaW (stay tuned for ice dance tonight! Who knew dance would be the most exciting discipline in the Olympics?? LOL), 19:15:00 02/19/06 Sun [1]

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Well duh! Anyway - I have a tendency to continue to subconcisly hold all my childhood grudges - so yes when it comes to debbie and katerina - I'm still 6.... I still am not a big fan of the first president Bush because of his hatred of broccoli... -- Aria who has been indulging her inner 6 year old by discussing this..., 22:11:00 02/19/06 Sun [1]

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[> "Did someone here mention CHICKEN???" -- Big Cheep, 18:57:50 02/17/06 Fri [1]

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[> [> Poor ol' Snoopy....... Who's gonna tell Charlie Brown??? -- Luoodles we raise them BIG chickens in Virginy!, 18:59:43 02/17/06 Fri [1]

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[> [> Anybody here remember Bill Cosby's Chicken Heart bit? Ba-bump, its in your town, Ba-bump, its on your block, Ba-bump its at your door.........get out the jello and set the couch on fire -- Daisys Dtr, 20:38:06 02/18/06 Sat [1]

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[> Lost in the jungle with 50 fluffy chicks for company (oh wait, 49 because I just saw a fat python...), Tex began to climb a tree to see what she could see. Hoping for a smoke signal from Lu's house she was disappointed to see a bewildered knight wandering aimlessly muttering, "It's not my fault she didn't have a coupon!" -- C who could be bribed to track down Over the Top, and just about every RR we ever did--they're still at JAGtales...., 19:49:53 02/17/06 Fri [1]

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[> [> Oh my gosh! Post them! I'd love to read them again! -- Luoodles, 20:25:52 02/17/06 Fri [1]

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[> [> [> Here, Lu. I found this link when I went on recon in our old stomping ground of Maeve's. Have at! Looks like it has all the RRs and C's "Over the Top." I'll post it inside... -- Sara, 22:53:18 02/17/06 Fri [1]

http://jagtales.tripod.com/

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[> [> [> Darn. I can't get anything to come up. You sure this is the correct addy? -- Luoodles, 00:07:49 02/18/06 Sat [1]

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[> [> [> [> Yeah, the link worked when I tried it. Sorry, Lu, I don't know why it's acting up. It was in the links on Maeve's site if you want to retrace my steps and see if you can get to it that way. -- Sara, 02:01:28 02/18/06 Sat [1]

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[> [> [> [> I should probably tell you that it's under the "JAGtales" link. -- Sara, 02:02:55 02/18/06 Sat [1]

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[> [> For which we are all thankful for..... except for the fact that you must be absolutely alone when reading them if you don't want to be looked at like you're entirely crazy.... -- Aria, 11:52:05 02/18/06 Sat [1]

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[> Tex slid down the tree and scooped up one of the nearest little fluffy chicks. "C'mon, little poultry , you and me have to find some shelter for the night. The two companions walked past the wandering knight....and the werehorse that was now eating the python. -- Sara, 20:51:04 02/17/06 Fri [1]

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[> [> There's a python? Wait. I need to read back up! LOL! And what happened to Big Cheep he giant chicken?... O.k. Let's see here... Ewww... the HORSE is eating the python??? Oh well. MOVING ON... JUST then TINER appeared. Immediately he fainted. -- Luoodles Well... wouldn't YOU? LOL!, 00:05:14 02/18/06 Sat [1]

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[> [> [> Because he heard the the US had beaten the Germans in CURLING! When he woke up he went in search of a dictionary to find out exactly what Curling was. -- Daisys Dtr, 11:29:55 02/18/06 Sat [1]

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[> [> [> [> Except he had no dictionary (and no internet access either) so he had to walk down the street to the library where Aria said "the dictionaries are over there" -- Aria, 11:57:16 02/18/06 Sat [1]

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[> [> [> "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly...." wait that doesn't really fit - why aren't there any songs about things eating each other... "There was an old python who swallowed a chicken...and I do know why he swallowed that chicken...to keep from dying.... There was an old werehorse who swallowed a python...and I do know why she swallowed that python...protect the chicks..." -- um yeah - this is Aria - and yes I know my above parody makes no sense...., 11:54:42 02/18/06 Sat [1]

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[> Tiner lifted his head, "Man, I hate these RRs, I don't even get to DO anything before I pass out! Hey buddy! You with the shiny suit (what are you from Vultron?)--get over here and help me out. I think there's a damsel in distress around these parts." With no energy left, Tiner flopped his head back down on the squishy moss. -- C, 13:56:59 02/18/06 Sat [1]

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[> [> Tex and Big Cheep watched in morbid fascination as Pearl, seeing the love of her life in distress, ran to Tiner's side and nudged his head with hers. -- Sara--short and sweet, but I'm confused about who is where and doing what. :P, 14:06:22 02/18/06 Sat [1]

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[> [> [> Hey FOlks! Sara is confused! .... oh wait.... and this is different.... how? ROTFLOL!!! Poor Dorothy. -- Luoodles, 23:32:42 02/18/06 Sat [1]

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[> [> What? did Tiner faint again AFTER he came by my library looking for a dictionary? I hope I wasn't the cause of it... did I accidentally drop the dictionary on his head? what is happening here? ROTFLOL -- Aria, 01:03:01 02/19/06 Sun [1]

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[> [> Tex is SOOOOOO Totally lost at this moment that she may have to hop on Pearl the werehorse with 50, er 49 baby chicks & hope Pearl can find her way home before eating anything else. (Tex is hoping Pearl will lead out of the jungle & brain fog we're in) And I'm not sure exactly what Tiner or Kenny the Knight are doing, rolling around on the grass I think.ROTFLOL!!! -- TB aka Texasbrat aka Lost Lucy a recap would help., 08:21:53 02/19/06 Sun [1]

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[> [> [> Maybe I should just call Aslan like my son does in his Narnia game. Surely he can help -- TB, 08:23:43 02/19/06 Sun [1]

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[> As if on cue, a pair of large cat-like eyes peer at Tex (sitting astride Pearl and so swarmed with baby chicks that she looks like she's wearing a feather coat) from the shadows. Aslan was confused by such a fuzzy creature with two regular eyes and about 98 beady little eyes staring at him. Pearl was merely pulverizing a tree branch with her fangs... -- Sara, 13:35:40 02/19/06 Sun [1]

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[> [> "Why am I and all these chickens crossing the road?" asked Tex. And Aslan said unto the Tex and the chickens, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chickens and Tex and Pearl crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. -- Luoodles ROTFLOLOL!!!!!!, 16:08:59 02/19/06 Sun [1]

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[> [> [> why do I now have this urge to write in the "holy hand grenade of antioch" into this story? -- Aria, 22:13:16 02/19/06 Sun [1]

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[> [> Sara--we talked about this--did you HAVE to put a NEW character in this!?! He'll just end up DEAD! -- C, 17:36:13 02/19/06 Sun [1]

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[> [> [> No way, Aslan is invincible in this story. If someone tries to kill him off, I'll bring him back! He'll be the new Pearl. Either that or we'll just call this "The RR of 1000 Characters" -- Sara--if you cant't beat em, join em!, 21:09:32 02/19/06 Sun [1]

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[> [> Ok, I've crossed the road with the chicks, Aslan is here to save the day, Can I get out of the friggin' jungle already? I don't mind riding horses, but my posterier is getting a bit tired & these chicks are scratching me to death. So, Pearl finished lunch & along with Aslan we walked into a beautiful, meadow with a pristine lake at the other end............ -- Tex take it away people, 14:41:07 02/21/06 Tue [1]

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[> "I'll get you my pretties!" muttered a voice from a high cliff overlooking the decivingly safe meadow. A pair of binoculars blocked the sinister eyes of the mysterious man (not really--it's Kenny). "This'll teach you for leaving me in the jungle, and for not giving me a decent tip!" -- C, 20:05:06 02/21/06 Tue [1]

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[> [> With that he formed a little snowball and threw it down the hill. In seconds it was a giant careening ball of snow crashing thru the jungle and headed straight toward none other then..... -- Luoodles... Look. It's my RR. If I want snow balls in the jungle, I can HAVE snow balls in the jungle..., 22:42:38 02/21/06 Tue [1]

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[> Tex, who was just not having the best day. Having dismounted from Pearl, who collapsed delighted in a patch of clover, she was walking toward a trickling sound hoping for fresh water with no frogs. Instead, she was bowled over by a pile of snow. Just before she went under she could have sworn she heard a faint, "Strike!" -- C, 07:25:26 02/22/06 Wed [1]

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[> [> The snowball careened towards the lake, with Tex's arms & legs stick out of it (think cartoons here). It hit the lake with a great big SPLASH!!, After much wiggling (think snowball doing the wiggle dance) Tex was able to right herself so that her head was sticking out the top of the snowball, She then said, rather loudly.............. -- Tex how I'm gonna get out of this I'll never know., 13:06:27 02/22/06 Wed [1]

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[> "At least there's not a WATERFALL anywhere in sight on this river!" -- C who is dying laughing because this line was SO MUCH fun to write!!!!!!!!!!!!, 20:12:41 02/22/06 Wed [1]

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[> [> Just then Tex went over an enormous waterfall.... -- Luoodles, 22:53:46 02/22/06 Wed [1]

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[> [> [> Really? A waterfall? How did *that* happen?! -- hee hee hee C, 19:02:00 02/23/06 Thu [1]

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[> [> [> You ARE evil, in a fun sort of way!!!! At least when I got to the bottom I landed upright. And then, And then, along came Sue, sorry wrong song. Drum roll please...................................Along came.................................the RAPIDS!!!! My day couldn't get any worse, may I get off this ride? As I charged down the rapids....................................... -- Tex.........gives whole new meaning to Calgon take me away ROTFLOL!!!!, 19:02:52 02/23/06 Thu [1]

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[> [> [> [> I was passed by Amanda paddling UP the rapids. It seems she had been jogging, lost her way, and had fallen in several days ago. Fortunately she was wearing specially modified JOGGING shoes made just for folks such as poor dear Amanda -- Luoodles feet don't fail me now! AAAAAIIIIGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Amanda! It was ...Sara! Yes! She made me write that! Ummm... BYE!, 22:47:03 02/23/06 Thu [1]

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[> [> [> [> [> LuLu, you are TROUBLE!! -- AmandaW, 13:01:20 03/12/06 Sun [1]

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Goodness ya'll are wrecking havoc with the color this weekend! -- C, 14:48:22 03/12/06 Sun [1]

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[> After passing Amanda, Tex enjoyed the soggy ride as she meandered in a quieter part of the river while the snowball melted. Once completely melted, she was able to swim to shore & climb out of the river. She curled up to rest & dry out. Unbeknownest to her, Aslan plodded up & curled up next to her to keep her warm as she rested. Then suddenly........................................ -- Tex What next?, 16:42:43 02/24/06 Fri [1]

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[> [> Harmkins flew up in Jay Jay the Jet Plane! -- Luoodles, 22:43:59 02/25/06 Sat [1]

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[> "Ahhhhhh! How do you control this thing?!" he shouted as he spiraled down to the ground. A pitiful whimper was heard from the wreckage, "help me." -- C, 18:17:08 02/27/06 Mon [1]

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[> [> Luoodles (And other assorted women from the past) started screaming "we'd better see more than a collar bone this time!" as... -- Aria, 19:46:59 02/27/06 Mon [1]

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[> [> [> YES!!! Break out the GOLDEN SCISSORS! LOL! -- Lu still harboring ill feelings for that so called "nurse." The Dr. said CUT HIS CLOTHES OFF! & what does she do?Sheesh. What a waste! LOLOLOL!!!!!, 21:37:29 02/27/06 Mon [1]

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[> [> TIME OUT!!!!! Inside -- Voy says I talk too much -- Tex, 12:52:22 02/28/06 Tue [1]

Um,

Whose clothes are we cutting off? Mine or Harm's. And whose got the golden scissors?

Ladies, ladies, this is supposed to be a G-rated board. Isn't it? Would you please get your minds out of the gutter -- it's up to you whether or not you bring along the rest of yourself.

If I'm going to be laying next to a 1/2 naked man -- can I pick him? How about Bond, James Bond -- yeah to be a Bond Girl. Or maybe Tristan Ludlow--it's a cowboy thing.

In the immortal words of Winnie the Pooh: Oh, bother.

TIME IN!!!

GUNNY, HELP ME!!!

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[> [> [> Sorry Tex - but really that post was not all that "blue" truthfully - and yes HARMs clothes, LOL -- Aria, 18:21:34 03/01/06 Wed [1]

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[> [> [> Whoops! Sorry, Tex. I was keeping thing in context and really had exited you from this particular picture. It was a running joke on the old JAG board to have the main character remove his shirt. It never happened and of course we just sort of ran with it in an idiotic fun sort of way. I was just harkening back to those days. Really meant no offense and definitely was not heading any farther then it went. Just silliness, I do apologise for worrying you, though. -- Luoodles, 21:35:34 03/01/06 Wed [1]

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[> [> [> [> Yes, and I guess I should have explained "blue" too? I'm not sure how to do that... anyway - makes me think of the Harmy board ladies - now speaking of a scary place, that place was scary! -- Aria, 23:32:12 03/01/06 Wed [1]

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[> [> [> [> And it wasn't just Harm!!! Gunny got shot and no shirtless Gunny shots either!!! -- Aria (you did at least get a Harm in boxers episode, did you not Lu?), 23:33:22 03/01/06 Wed [1]

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[> [> [> [> [> I'm sorry if that post came out like I was offended --- I'm not. Confused, maybe, but definately NOT offended. Harm is okay, & was not the main reason I watched the show (unlike the Harmy ladies, who are scary). My excuse-my 4 yo kept interrupting my train of thought with "I want sumpin to drink" -- Texasbrat, 06:22:25 03/02/06 Thu [1]

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[> A tall figure came striding into the clearing, "Did someone call for me? I have come to the rescue!" Harm looked up from his sprawl on the ground. "You're not Gunny. You're Kenny the pizza guy. But still, can you help me here, I have this strong urge to take my shirt off....I don't know why, because I think it's my leg that I've injured." -- C, 21:36:05 02/28/06 Tue [1]

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[> [> "You want ME to help you take your shirt off?" replied Kenny, pondering the thought. "I would have thought you would want Tex to help you with that. But I can check out that leg, I'm not just Kenny the Pizza guy, I'm a MD, too" "Really" said Harm, "where'd you go to school?" -- Texasbrat, 11:02:06 03/01/06 Wed [1]

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[> [> I'm having a flashback to a comment from an old RR about how thanks to Lu Harm always ended up half "nakid" LOL -- Aria, 18:22:48 03/01/06 Wed [1]

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[> "Ino U. School of Pizza and Podiatry" Kenny replied before bursting into an ad libbed version of the "school's" fight song. Harm and Tex shared a confused and helpless look at this show of alum pride. -- Sara, 15:26:38 03/01/06 Wed [1]

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[> [> I'm pretty sure this is where MY doctor went to school, too. ... which would explain a LOT! Sigh. ANYWAY, just then Bambi appeared. "Only YOU can prevent forest fires!" he exclaimed, and then vanished. -- Luoodles.... looks like even the local WILDLIFE are a bit confused in this RR! LOL!, 21:39:40 03/01/06 Wed [1]

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[> [> [> "Fire, what fire" exclaimed Kenny, as he realized what Bambi had said. After bandaging Harm's leg, Tex & Kenny helped him up. "Which way?" asked Harm. "You don't know?" replied Kenny. "You're in the NAVY, you should know how to get us out of here." said Tex. "I fly Tomcats" replied Harm. -- Texasbrat the locals aren't the only ones confused around here, 06:27:59 03/02/06 Thu [1]

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[> "Hang on," said Tex, "I was a Girl Scout, I can get us out of here! We just need to look for moss on the side of a tree, and then we need some cookies. Or is that cookies on the tree......I can't remember." -- Confusing? Nah.....Lu ordered pizza, which was delivered by Kenny who was in charge of Pearl, whose eyes glowed......nah, I don't know.... (C), 18:19:31 03/03/06 Fri [1]

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[> [> STOP THE PRESSES!!! Tex has GIRLSCOUT COOKIES!!!!! Ooooooo.... Do you have any Samoas? Oh gosh... I just LOVE Somoas... in fact.. so much so I'm sort of SHAPED like a somoa... ~cough~ But ANYWAY.... Oooooo.... Girlscout cookies.... Ooooooo.... I think I need CHOCOLTE... and cocoanut... and... whatelse do they put in those things? Something ADDICTIVE I can tell you that! LOL! -- L:uoodles. O.k. Back to the RR. I just had to stop and drool for a bit., 19:46:45 03/04/06 Sat [1]

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[> [> [> And exactly how many boxes would you like??? Oh you prefer CASES, yes, let's see, that means I have to multiply the number of cases times the number of boxes in a case times..................................oh, forget it, That'll be $150!!! I should get something for the mental torture of multiplication, shouldn't I? -- Tex, 12:53:14 03/07/06 Tue [1]

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[> [> [> [> Oh yes. Send CASES. I think I'll need them. This is my day thus far: Still waiting for 2 biopsy results. Says should have been back MONDAY, but... nothing yet. No news is good news???? ALL of my children are sick. Temperatures, coughing, etc. etc. etc. Youngest hallucinating (again) Oh look! Out of space! Imagine that! LOL! INSIDE>>>>>>> -- Luoodles needing some cheese w/ all her WHINE, 17:40:00 03/07/06 Tue [1]


last night, wakes up this a.m. AND CAN'T WALK!!!! Husband who is ALSO sick but has to go to work or NOT GET PAID already left for work. I'm not supposed to pick anything up since surgery. Son weighs 100#. Break phone calling doctor, shuffle/carry son to car, to doctor. Doctor says NOT neurological problem (And all God's children said, "AMEN!") but he is "GUESSING" it is due to the virus he has. Sends home w/ prescription. Son is better but still walking like the Mummy. "I" am now sick w/ whatever virus everyone else has AND am afraid to even LOOK at my incision as it is killing me after all the lifting. ~sigh~ I NEED CHOCOLATE! I NEED....MY MOTHER! LOL! Seriously, though. Please pray for me and my fam. My stress level is quite high right now. Just got word from my sister (also w/ breast cancer) and she has found 2 more lumps in her breast and a lump on her neck. SHE is waiting for biopsy Good gravy. What a family.

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[> [> [> [> [> I just got a PHONE CALL! I just got a PHONE CALL! NO CANCER!!!!! -- Luoodles doing the happy dance, 20:14:17 03/07/06 Tue [1]

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[> [> [> [> [> [> FANTABULOUS New Lu!!!! Glad to hear it. Sorry your son in sick, I will pray for him & the rest of the family, as well. Hope he is able to recover soon. In the meantime, eat some Girl Scout cookies, you deserve them, bunches of them. -- Texasbrat, 13:40:36 03/08/06 Wed [1]

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Hallelujah! Amen! And Whoooooooo!!!!!!!!! -- C, 21:06:09 03/08/06 Wed [1]

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Halelujah Amen Amen Halelujah Amen.... ok - so I don't think Lu wants the entirety of that song (it of course sounds much better in real life with things such as pitches and notes instead of just repetative words) Of course I could also offer to conduct the Crazy Board choir in a rendition of the Hallelujah Chorus in honor of Lu (too bad we don't have GOTB to be the mens section) ANYWAY - LOVE YOU LU AND GLAD TO HEAR YOUR GOOD NEWS!!! -- Aria, 23:56:18 03/09/06 Thu [1]

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[> [> [> [> [> Inside.. -- PB, 22:24:00 03/08/06 Wed [1]

Lu I hope your kiddos and all are better now. I'm so glad about your news.
I love somoas-- You have a few of them to celebrate. A few cookies, a few boxes, a few cases..whatever it takes.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Thanks everyone. I feel like a ton of bricks have fallen off my shoulders. Son is doing better today, too. Everyone here has that nasty virus that's going around. Even so... I'm still doing the happy, happy (chicken?) dance! -- Luoodles, 15:09:57 03/09/06 Thu [1]

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[> [> [> color fix.... -- C, 14:53:39 03/12/06 Sun [1]

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[> [> [>
and we'll try again... -- C, 14:55:26 03/12/06 Sun [1]

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[> [> [> one more time.... -- C, 14:56:58 03/12/06 Sun [1]

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