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Subject: 好諷刺的一篇文章

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小珊子

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Date Posted: 19:10:32 07/12/03 Sat

有個港大哲學系的碩士，因為畢業後找不到工作，又不想待在家當米蟲，只好到動物園
去應徵管理員。

雖然已經念到碩士了，但是識時務為俊傑，他也只好硬著頭皮乖乖的安分工作。

某一天，動物園的猴子因為集體腹瀉，全被送到醫院去了，
動物園的園長就吩咐這個碩士：「今天動物園沒有猴子像什麼話？這兒有件猴子的假皮
毛服，就委屈一下囉！如果你不肯，只好請你走了。」

這個碩士雖然覺得很不甘心，為了一份薪水，他也只好聽話裝猴子陪小朋友開心。

就在他盡心於他的工作時，他忽然看見有一隻獅子向他走來，他嚇得直發抖，當獅子越
來越靠近他，他簡直就快屁滾尿流，

當那隻獅子就在他旁邊時，獅子忽然對他說：「嘿，同學不要怕，我是中大應數系畢
業的。」

只聽到後面樹叢中傳出一個聲音：
樹A說：「我們是理工企管系的。」
樹B說：「嗚嗚嗚，私立學校的只可以演植物...你們現在站的草皮就是樹仁文學的。」

這時地上一坨"排泄物"也出聲了：「你們大學生算不錯了，像我們副學士畢業的只能扮
大便.嗚............」

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