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Subject: OH BTW - Years ago - my sister Cathy was going to write some music to go along with these lyrics. Cathy .... Ya got them sounds done yet? I know you're out there.......yoooooooo hoooooo. Author: Connie F [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 20:57:23 11/04/04 Thu Author Host/IP: cache-dtc-ad02.proxy.aol.com/205.188.116.196 In reply to: Connie F 's message, "A song I wrote back in '83" on 19:24:21 11/04/04 Thu >Been going through all my old boxes and came across a >mess load of songs I wrote back in the 80's. Plenty >were romantic - some were quite serious and this one >was just plain silly. > > You Just Can't Do It Anywhere > >Your mama caught you trying to do it on the floor. >Your daddy kicked you right through the door. >Your teacher caught you hiding 'neath your desk. >She kicked your teeth and tore up your history test. > >You took it all the way to the park and got run off >by a dog and his bark. >You tried hiding 'neath the aisles of the drug store. >But the clerk caught a glimpse of your rear and yelled, >"Don't you ever come back here." > >Well, you just can't do it anywhere >There's gotta be somewhere... >man, you know it's there. >The folks who say your doing wrong... >don't really care. >They just tell you to get... >so the public will stay outta their hair. > >So now your kneeling on your knees in a cornfield. >But the farmer comes slappin' at your arms and legs >with cornsilk. >So you try the cemetary with the largest stone. >Hell, you better get goin' cause there's bricks bein' >thrown. > >Well now there's a place you haven't tried... >so you sneak behind the billboard sign to hide. >Then a motorcycle rips and slides between your thighs. >Bumps you into the river...ending your ride. > >Well, you just can't do it anywhere >There's gotta be somewhere... >man, you know it's there. >The folks who say your doing wrong... >don't really care. >They just tell you to get... >so the public will stay outta their hair. > >Ya know, I really can't understand... >your only human an you couldn't find a can. >Hell yeah you finally got to deliver... >by george you done it in the river. > >PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >Connie F [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]