GIRL! YOU GOTTA STOP DRIVIN' WIT YORE KNEES!! SAMMITCH IN ONE HAND CIGGIE IN T'OTHER! WHAT ARE YOU THINKIN'?? YOU'RE TRYIN' TO GIVE ME A STROKE AREN'T YOU?? NEXT TIME, FINISH THE SMOKE BEFORE YOU EAT! SILLY! -- The Most Lusted Lusts

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GIRL! YOU GOTTA STOP DRIVIN' WIT YORE KNEES!! SAMMITCH IN ONE HAND CIGGIE IN T'OTHER! WHAT ARE YOU THINKIN'?? YOU'RE TRYIN' TO GIVE ME A STROKE AREN'T YOU?? NEXT TIME, FINISH THE SMOKE BEFORE YOU EAT! SILLY!

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LOVE, CATHY ( an angel was watchin' your arse today!)

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Date Posted: 22:25:18 11/22/04 Mon
Author Host/IP: ip68.lira.dial.bluefrog.com/209.222.245.68
In reply to: Connie F 's message, "It was only a sandwich..." on 19:10:37 11/18/04 Thu

>Here's a warning to all folks who are in a rush and
>eat in the car. Those that know me know that I work
>quite a few hours and that the hours vary. I have 5
>beautiful kids and spend as much time as I can with
>them. I do housework, yardwork, shop, on and on and
>on. I have very little time to sit down to eat. So
>today was no different than any other day - I was on
>the RUN. After working a full day I jumped in the car
>and off to the store. I hadn't eaten anything all day
>and it was already after 6pm. There's a Hardees - YES!
>Hot ham and cheese - YUM! STOP - ORDER - SLING MONEY -
>RIP OPEN THE WRAPPER - CHOW!! I had eaten several
>bites and was so hungry I really wasn't tasting it.
>When quite suddenly I could hardly breathe - all I
>could think was WTF?? I looked down at my sandwich and
>I had actually eaten part of the wrapper which was
>somehow stuck in my throat. I looked at my other hand
>and quickly drew that hand up to my mouth and took as
>huge a drag off my cig as I could. THAT actually
>lodged it clear. I mean REALLY!! What kind of life
>saving technique was that?? What the hell was I
>thinking?

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[> [> Subject: LMAO ...... Cathy ....... you should have been with me that day to help me out.....on the other hand.....you probably would have enjoyed yourself too much while smacking me on the back!!! LOL

Author:
Connie F
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Date Posted: 18:44:59 11/23/04 Tue
Author Host/IP: cache-rtc-ad02.proxy.aol.com/152.163.100.196

>>Here's a warning to all folks who are in a rush and
>>eat in the car. Those that know me know that I work
>>quite a few hours and that the hours vary. I have 5
>>beautiful kids and spend as much time as I can with
>>them. I do housework, yardwork, shop, on and on and
>>on. I have very little time to sit down to eat. So
>>today was no different than any other day - I was on
>>the RUN. After working a full day I jumped in the car
>>and off to the store. I hadn't eaten anything all day
>>and it was already after 6pm. There's a Hardees - YES!
>>Hot ham and cheese - YUM! STOP - ORDER - SLING MONEY -
>>RIP OPEN THE WRAPPER - CHOW!! I had eaten several
>>bites and was so hungry I really wasn't tasting it.
>>When quite suddenly I could hardly breathe - all I
>>could think was WTF?? I looked down at my sandwich and
>>I had actually eaten part of the wrapper which was
>>somehow stuck in my throat. I looked at my other hand
>>and quickly drew that hand up to my mouth and took as
>>huge a drag off my cig as I could. THAT actually
>>lodged it clear. I mean REALLY!! What kind of life
>>saving technique was that?? What the hell was I
>>thinking?

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Smackin' you on the back? NAH! I woulda been tryin' ta drive from the passenger's seat while you were chokin'! I would've AT LEAST done THAT!! lol I WOULDA BEEN PEEIN' MY DAMNED PANTS! BUT I WOULDA HELD THE WHEEL FOR YA! After all...."that's what friends are for!......"

Author:
cathy xxx
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Date Posted: 20:30:13 11/23/04 Tue
Author Host/IP: ip16.euro.dial.bluefrog.com/209.222.250.16

>>>Here's a warning to all folks who are in a rush and
>>>eat in the car. Those that know me know that I work
>>>quite a few hours and that the hours vary. I have 5
>>>beautiful kids and spend as much time as I can with
>>>them. I do housework, yardwork, shop, on and on and
>>>on. I have very little time to sit down to eat. So
>>>today was no different than any other day - I was on
>>>the RUN. After working a full day I jumped in the car
>>>and off to the store. I hadn't eaten anything all day
>>>and it was already after 6pm. There's a Hardees -
>YES!
>>>Hot ham and cheese - YUM! STOP - ORDER - SLING MONEY
>-
>>>RIP OPEN THE WRAPPER - CHOW!! I had eaten several
>>>bites and was so hungry I really wasn't tasting it.
>>>When quite suddenly I could hardly breathe - all I
>>>could think was WTF?? I looked down at my sandwich
>and
>>>I had actually eaten part of the wrapper which was
>>>somehow stuck in my throat. I looked at my other hand
>>>and quickly drew that hand up to my mouth and took as
>>>huge a drag off my cig as I could. THAT actually
>>>lodged it clear. I mean REALLY!! What kind of life
>>>saving technique was that?? What the hell was I
>>>thinking?

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